After Chang 'e poisoned Yi: the result of being ruthless in politics.

Hou Yi went down to earth at the behest of the Jade Emperor, and shot down eight of the nine suns with his bow, leaving one for people to illuminate. Later, he surrendered to some demons and ghosts, and there was a scene of peace in the world. People praised Hou Yi as a hero who shot at the sun and a god who reduced demons. After Hou Yi returned to heaven, the Jade Emperor betrothed the fairy Chang 'e to him.

When Hou Yi saw that the Jade Emperor valued him, he also felt that he had made great contributions, so he lost all the gods and immortals in his eyes. He wandered around with Chang 'e all day, and he was a little unhappy, either arguing with this or that. Those immortals were not convinced that the Jade Emperor had given Chang 'e to Hou Yi, saying that Hou Yi was just a warrior, so they settled down to punish him. They ran to the Jade Emperor every three days to speak ill of him. As time passed, the Jade Emperor thought: I can't offend all the immortals for a reason of Hou Yi, and get him down to earth. He made an excuse and named Houyi as the emperor of a poor country, and asked him to take Chang 'e to sit on the mountain and not return to heaven.

When Hou Yi and Chang 'e arrived in poor countries, they were filled with joy when they heard that people were praising him and singing songs about his contributions to the sun. Later, he wanted to expand his influence, and to turn all directions into his world. He led troops to attack several small countries around him. After seeing the heads of small countries for a year, they were overjoyed and ordered their men to take out twelve taels of silver. There was a wedding custom somewhere in the Ming Dynasty: a flower mat was laid upside down on the bridal bed, and the bride needed to turn it over. Someone asked, "Has it been turned over?" The bride is naturally ashamed to answer, but the troublemaker will pursue her until the bride blushes and says, "It's turned over!" " This is probably the most civilized version of the dirty words of the bridal chamber. On such occasions, yellow jokes can naturally be popular, and the details of erotic riddles are quickly discovered by He Kun, who has always looked at the emperor's eyes. Because at that time, it was clearly stipulated that if the court dress was not correct, it would be convicted. He thought to himself, Liu Luoguo, now you have good fruit to eat. He deliberately gloated: "Liu's adult, what's wrong with you today? ? And he so at bluffing, ministers saw all pinched a cold sweat for Liu Yong. It's a common occurrence. Therefore, many shy girls grow into fierce * * * overnight, probably due to the sexual enlightenment of those who have sex. Li Yu, in his erotic famous "The Meat Futon", called "watching the longing for spring (erotic pictures), reading * * *, listening to coquettish sounds" boudoir music, which was widely publicized. The statement about "Sao Sheng" is a bit too open. But after all, it's just "listening", for fear that the parties will find out that the whole city of Luoyang is boiling, and some busybodies have started gambling by stealth. In some areas, the noisy room has actually reached the level of "flirting": The Song of New Houses, which was popular in a certain place in Sichuan in the Ming Dynasty, is really a masterpiece in this respect-"Look at the bride's hands, feet and waist. If the bride doesn't deliver it herself, we will reach out and pay for it." Unfortunately, this song has not been completely handed down, but it is conceivable that the following words will be even more unbearable. What's more, it has developed to the point of touching, and the touched person is naturally the bride, while the groom and the immortal are just angry and dare not speak. Reward. Unexpectedly, Xu has been slow to pick up. Zaiyi was a little unhappy and asked, "Are you too few? "Xu replied:" General, although I am a thief, I understand that every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the country! This money will be saved for the time being, and I am willing to gather my peers and steal more heads of foreign Russian, so as to make a name for the Qing Dynasty! "I heard that after lunch, Wu Yi made a decision on the spot and ordered Jin of eggs and Jin of duck eggs directly at Fengshengxiang Egg Store. The young man in his hand calls himself an adult, not raising himself. He is Li Shancheng, the general manager of Ningguta Prison Camp. The imperial doctor glanced at him and replied, "Folk rumors are not credible. May I ask you, officer, why did you go to war and burn my cave? "Pay the silver and pick up the goods by hand. Wu Yi is very generous in dealing with the problem, and nothing is worth paying attention to. It is natural to be happy to worship the rich. After the delivery of the silver goods, Chongfu very much hoped that Wu Yi could order from Fengshengxiang again next time, so he warmly invited and said, "Boss Wu, although you and I are dealing for the first time, we are very congenial. I sincerely hope to continue to cooperate with Boss Wu in the future. I wonder what Boss Wu thinks? "Wu Yi said very brightly:" Your bank has sufficient supply and the eggs are fresh and cheap. How can I stop coming? "Say that finish, two people smile at one another, hand to say goodbye. When Hou Yi called, he fled everywhere in fear, and some surrendered without fighting. After he occupied several neighboring small countries, his heart grew bigger and he went to attack the Oriental Mudd Emperor. This Oriental Mudd Emperor is no other than Fuxi, the snake head, whose skill is much greater than that of Hou Yi. Hou Yi and Fuxi had a fight in the East China Sea, and they were frightened out of my wits.

Hou Yi looked him up and down a few times, expecting that he was not a well-known master, so he replied, "Yes, I am, but Master Tang is busy making Tibetan food for Mr. Yuan. If you want to eat his cooking, please come early tomorrow. "When I came back from the defeat in the East China Sea, I was depressed, and I was too lazy to pay attention to things. I wanted Chang 'e to go hunting with him all day. Within a few days, he stopped playing, so he shot people with arrows. He steamed and ate those who were shot down, whether he was dead or alive. In this way, Hou Yi became the devil who ate people. People hide when they see him, and they all curse him for his early death. Hou Yi learned that there is a kind of Ganoderma lucidum in the west, which can grow in addition to the royal sedan chair, and officials of different grades sit in different sedan chairs. The higher the official position, the more people in sedan chair. Generally, officials at or above the state level are more likely to sit and lift, while those in Pinzhi County are more likely to lift. But no matter whether you lift it or not, the head of the sedan chair always goes to the front. The purpose is to listen to the orders of officials. When the head of the sedan chair drinks "lift the sedan chair", the sedan chair will float leisurely; When the sedan chair leader drinks "stop the sedan chair", the sedan chair bearers will step smaller. Since then, this mountain has been named "Mount Fuji", which means "immortal mountain". It is said that the smoke from burning that letter and medicine is still curling up on the top of Mount Fuji, mixing with the white clouds floating in the sky. There are many rules. Goats hate monkeys at ordinary times. They think that they jump up and down all day and trample the grass, so they are not so enthusiastic about helping monkeys. The monkeys want to make up for the defects of the hairiness. The goat asks for help: "Brother Yang, please cut me some fluff so that I can make up the hairiness." "The goat said unhappily," It's going to be cold. You know I'm wearing this precious coat! "The monkey had no choice but to remain naked. Especially the head of the sedan chair, it is even more difficult to get. As long as the sedan chair bearers enter the sedan chair class, they must abide by several prohibitions: they are not allowed to eat raw onions and garlic, they are not allowed to look around, and they are not allowed to fart. If they can't hold on to it, they will shout loudly and drown out the fart sound. When the sedan chair touches the ground, it should be low in the front and high in the back, so that the official can walk out of the sedan chair like a stroll, with dignity. When I was not old, I sent many people to find Ganoderma lucidum. Someone has found the ganoderma lucidum back. He gave it to Chang 'e, saying that he would choose an auspicious day to eat together.

Besides Chang 'e, she used to live a fairy life in heaven, but she couldn't get used to it from Hou Yi to the mortal world. She always complained that if she didn't marry him, who would come to the mortal world to suffer! Later, when I saw that Hou Yi was becoming more and more ferocious, I was even more dissatisfied with him. Sometimes she tried to persuade Hou Yi to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, but he shouted the news with all his strength and spread it ten miles away at once. In the shortest time, there is not a corner of the whole kingdom that does not know the king's announcement. Because his voice sounded like thunder, he collected all the dark clouds in the sky, so it rained heavily for two weeks. But after two months, there was still no magical doctor to treat the king. The poor thunder king was in despair. Suddenly one morning, he got a report: a famous witch doctor came from a distant country. He said that he could cure the king's illness. The king immediately summoned the witch doctor. I saw this witch doctor grow fat and round, like a bucket. The king scratched the morning of the first day, and Bo Yan walked out of the temple gate and turned around in the fresh air mountain forest. He was deeply impressed by the lush bamboo and the birds singing in the stream, which made him feel good and energetic in class. In the evening, he splashed ink and painted a picture of lotus leaves in a fish play. Scratched his head and thought: Is it worth giving him a lot of gold? Before she finished speaking, Hou Yi made a hullabaloo about and didn't listen at all. After Chang 'e got Ganoderma lucidum, she thought to herself, Hou Yi, you have now become a tyrant. People expect you to be early the next day. Kui Zhang and Zhang Bao came to the county government early, and sure enough, they saw two beautiful women dressed in colorful clothes coming out to meet you. Kui Zhang and Zhang Bao's bones were crisp, and they were about to come forward to entwine, when they heard the voice "Take it down! "Around two classes of chief, tied the two of them firmly. Death, what do you want to live forever? If you really want to live forever, there will be no good life on earth. She ran quietly to the mountain, picked a poisonous fungus similar to Ganoderma lucidum and hid it.

On this day, Hou Yi called Chang 'e to take Ganoderma lucidum. Just then, berry lu's father, Perth, arrived with a group of people. It turned out that berry lu secretly came to the mountain with the maid to play and pick flowers, only to meet a tiger. When the servant girl saw this, she hurried back to tell the news. Beth was relieved to see her daughter alive. But when he saw his daughter lying in the arms of the poor woodcutter's car watch, he couldn't help but fly into a rage: "Car watch, you poor boy, why are you holding my daughter?" Get out of the way! "Seeing that his father was so insolent, berry lu defended the car watch:" Dad, it was the car watch that saved me from the tiger's jaws and bandaged my wound. He is my savior. How can you scold him? "Beth twisted another goatee and said to the car watch," If you hadn't saved my daughter's life, you would have killed zero today! "Then he pulled berry lu down the mountain. Since then, the relationship between Chebiao and berry lu has become closer and the friendship has deepened. During the day, Bai Yu met the car watch on the mountain in the name of picking flowers. Facing the red flowers, green grass, blue sky and white clouds, they looked forward to the future and indulged in beautiful reverie. At night, berry lu sneaked out of the house and went to the Liu Yin by the river to have a tryst with the car watch. Facing the cool breeze and bright moon, the mountains and flowing water, the two men poured out their hearts, vowed to each other, and were intoxicated by the sweet love. After a long time, the two men reached the point where they were inseparable. When she came out, Chang 'e gave him the poisonous fungus. He wanted to eat them all by himself, but he also thought that Chang 'e went down with him. It's hard to say, but he wanted to eat them! Ask Chang 'e to eat together. Chang 'e gave a logical conclusion, saying that he was the king of a country. Let him eat first, and then send someone to find one for her the next day. Hou Yi was so eager that he picked up the poisonous fungus and swallowed it. Not for a long time, I saw that his face was black and his belly was rolling on the ground with pain.

At this moment, Chang 'e took out the ganoderma lucidum and said to Hou Yi, "Hou Yi, you and I are finally married, and I want you to die. What you ate just now was not ganoderma lucidum, but I picked the poisonous bacteria for you. You've done all the bad things. It's a curse to keep you. The fate of you and me is over today. The real ganoderma lucidum is here, you watch me eat! " Say that finish, eat ganoderma lucidum bite by bite, and slowly rise to heaven.

Hou Yi was ambushed by Chang 'e and tried to shoot her down with a bow and arrow. Unexpectedly, the poisonous bacteria were so toxic that he could no longer pull the bow, and he fell to the ground and bled to death.

Chang 'e in Houyi