Short children's jokes will hurt your stomach.

Short children's jokes, laughing their heads off.

The son poops and says to his mother:? Mom, I want to shit. Where is it? Mother said to pull it to the duck, and soon her son came back crying. Mom, do ducks always run? . If you want to know more jokes, please come with me to tell the jokes of internet cafes to the fresh graduates.

Forget it, this is really mom!

My brother is very naughty. He was beaten by his parents after a terrible day. He shouted at the top of his lungs. You guys hit my mother together, and you said without thinking: we also gave birth to you in partnership. What's wrong with hitting you in partnership? Keep beating.

Mom, cut it off.

My lovely nephew and his mother came to my house to play. I saw my little nephew wearing open-backed pants, thinking of Doby. He said, Come here, I'll give you a hug. ? So he pointed to him and said, Look, there is a bug. ? I didn't expect this guy to react so much, pulling his penis for so long, crying and running to mommy and saying, Mommy, cut it. ?

It seems that math is really bad enough

My husband and I make fun of my son because he is not good at math. My son flew into a rage and pointed at us like a rainbow and said, are you two embarrassed? Bullying such an old child, a 36 and a 39, add up ... total ... the wind blows hard. ...

You can't tie the ducks!

The son poop said to his mother:? Mom, I want to shit. Where is it? Mother said to pull it to the duck, and soon her son came back crying. Mom, do ducks always run? .

You are really retarded. Did your parents hit you?

When I was a child, I went to someone's house with a group of friends to steal cucumbers. They all ran away after stealing, and I was still eating on the ground. Later, I was caught. People asked me why I was lying on the ground stealing cucumbers. When I say that the cucumber pedicle is still on the seedling, you will think that it was eaten by a pig.

This is cheating.

In fact, there is a reason why I am so outspoken now. When I was a child, my father took me out for a walk, and the back of my trousers was torn open. I kept silent all the way until he felt his trouser pockets were cold and he walked with a swish. Never forget the picture of my father talking to me about life at sunset that day with a brick in his hand?

He is too kind to me.

Today, I turned over my brother's composition book and realized that he was too kind to me. My parents were seriously ill five times, divorced twice, my grandparents died twice, and I died thirteen times.

Don't you want to be a monitor?

My brother lives in Bao Xiao, and the kindergarten teacher asked: Who wants to be the monitor? Every child is scrambling to call himself a soldier, and his brother's little treasure is there and can't see anything. The teacher asked: Don't you want to be a monitor? Bao Xiao replied: I want to be a village head. This child has a future!

How ugly I look!

My little niece, especially cute, bumped her head and bowed her head and said, Sorry, boss. ? I bumped my foot while walking: sorry, my foot. ? I went to her house to get something that day. My little niece opened the door. The goods looked at me, turned around and said weakly. Sorry, eyes. ? Me? How ugly I look!

Who is that fat and bald guy?

My brother turned over the old photos of his parents and asked curiously, mom, mom, who is the young man with you? Mom: What young man? Brother: Look, this thin man with black hair? Mom: Hi, silly boy, this is your father! The younger brother looked frightened: Is it dad? Then who is the big and fat bald man who lives with us now? Mom:?

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