Homophonic joke xiehouyu

Homophonic joke Xiehouyu 1 Jia Baoyu loves Lin's sister-a good dream is hard to round.

Jia Baoyu Becoming a Monk —— He who sees through the world of mortals

Jia Baoyu's psychic jade-the lifeblood

Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

Jia Baoyu's Reading the West Chamber —— There is a play in the play

The lion in front of Jiafu-Heart of Death (Stone)

Girls Marry-False (Jia) Affairs (Jia)

Dream on holiday-no way.

It is difficult to recover the water spilled by a married daughter.

Put a stove on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.

Wearing a hat on his shoulder-a short head.

Fireworks on your shoulders-disaster (fire) is in sight.

Fry the residue three times-the drought should fall.

Cut a cocoon and stick it on your eye-it's full of silk.

Starling with wings cut-see if you can fly to the sky.

Shake hands with acquaintances-hello, I'm fine.

See a dog throw a bone-it can throw whatever it wants.

I'm used to camels-I don't see any big cows.

Lamar doesn't ride-it's too modest.

Horn mouth-open wide

Lama's hat-yellow (panic)

Bacon and soup-fresh pictures

Bacon is for in-laws-long-term plans.

Bacon soup the following article-oil and salt first.

Heavy snow in December-overwhelming.

The twenty-third kitchen god of the twelfth lunar month-heaven.

Playing shirtless in the twelfth lunar month-the heart is too heavy

December tofu-cold

Radish in the twelfth lunar month-frozen (moving)

Look at the almanac on the 30th day of the twelfth lunar month-the days are numbered.

Eat in the twelfth lunar month-no salt (to be said)

At the end of the twelfth lunar month and the beginning of the first month-don't worry about eating

There's no oil in the wax table-there's nothing to worry about.

Candle head-no point is unknown

Playing with fire with candles-hurting yourself.

Candle life-hurting yourself and illuminating others.

Candles and flutes-A glib bachelor

I came to the mouse hole to hide food-I found a place.

To comment on the cool ambassador-please enter the urn

Come to the sedan chair, go to the girl-happy first and then worry.

The toad was skinned-it died unsatisfied.

Toad padded the foot of the bed-bulging.

Toad padded the corner of the table-struggling to survive.

A toad with feathers-it's not a real bird.

Toad hooves snake-desperately

A toad climbs a censer-it's a rebuff.

Toad on the steamer-bulging

Toad wants to eat swan meat-I don't know how many.

Toad wants to eat swan meat-delusion

The toad opened its mouth-it woke up.

Toad has a big mouth (thirst)

Toad as a stepping stone-climb at will

Treat the lazarillo de tormes as monks-generate them correctly.

The lazarillo DE tormes scratched his head-if only.

The fat pig in the column-eating and sleeping

Pigs in pigsty-idiot

Lazy eldest sister, busy at both ends.

Lazy cows and lazy horses work-too much shit.

A lazy woman gave birth to a child-take your time.

Rotten sweet potatoes are sent all over the street-I don't understand the times

Bad plasters are sent to other people's mouths-especially harmful.

Rotten neck hemp fiber-can't wear it

Filter tofu in a rotten bag-it's full of slag.

Hanging hydrangeas in rotten huts-false beauty

Pulling a cart on a muddy road-getting deeper and deeper

Rotten sour pear-dropped.

The doctor runs a coffin shop-asking for money.

Mr. Langzhong runs a coffin shop-it costs money anyway.

Cruel and heartless-the same

Wolf cubs go into the sheepfold-not good.

The prodigal son returns-gold does not change.

Hard-working bees-sweetness is given to others

Grandma is looking for a plane-look into the distance.

Eagles become wildcats-each generation is worse than the next.

Slaughtered old fat pig-stabbed goods

The old man crossed the river with his daughter-in-law on his back-it was a painful thing.

The wooden fish of the old monk-the goods born to be beaten

The old monk lit the sky lantern-clean and safe.

The old monk chanting-sameness

The old monk rang the bell-another day.

Old monk, look at the dowry-not in my life.

Old monk, look at the dowry-see you next life.

Tiger becomes mother pig-stupid and evil.

Tigers eat mosquitoes-wasting your mouth.

Sacks and straw bags-one bag is not as good as the other.

Embroidery on linen-poor foundation

The linen is in the water-wring it out.

Wash your face with a sack cloth-it's thick.

Bags of cloth are made into robes-not that kind of material.

Hemp stalk bridge-can't afford it

Hemp stalks are used to make poles-not that material.

Yawning numbly-mobilization of all staff

Liu Ma Shujieban-not a serious material.

Sparrows beat drums-jump skin

Sparrows have entered the mouth of blind cats-they have to shed their hair when they die.

Sparrows have a meeting-discuss it carefully

Sparrows are small, but they have everything.

Sedan chair sparrow-can't afford it.

Sparrows fight-every meter away

Sparrows crossing the road can be divided into male and female-powerful roles

Sparrows fall into rough chaff-disappointment

The sparrow has a feather brush on its tail-it's big.

Sparrows lay goose eggs-talk big

Sparrows want to lay eggs-how do you speak?

Sparrows follow the footsteps of crows-break their limbs.

Sparrows shake maples-in vain

Sparrows get into bamboo tubes-settle in Dongye

Connect the light bulb to the hemp rope-it's a wrong route.

Sesame Oil and Tofu-A Big Investment

Pockmarked flour-but fill this hole

Pockmarked face-many shortcomings

Asako took the stage to speak-the mass view

Pockmarked face in the mirror-self-examination

The saddle is on the donkey's back-it doesn't match the number.

Cover the manger-adult

The son of a wasp-poisonous.

A hornet's nest-do not mess with it

Riding high and shorting-dilemma

Wear a vest on the jacket-a suit (plaid) outside.

Bite the cow's mouth and shell

Ma Shao hit it-it was the gourd ladle (prostitute) in the head.

Pick vegetables with a horse spoon-it's all packed

Cone eye of toilet lid-stinks

Lotus on the toilet-the photo looks good outside.

Horsetails wear tofu-you can't afford it.

Tofu in a ponytail-I can't lift it.

Jiaozi with a ponytail-just mentioning it reveals the stuffing.

Another name of Ma Ying House-Albizia Albizia.

Leeches have no bones-they suck blood at both ends.

Leeches can bite sticks, but they can't paddle.

Ants moved to Mount Tai-they are cruel.

The ant stabbed him in the neck-not a bleeding spool.

Ants wear glasses-they don't have that many faces.

Ant's Leg-Diligence

Ants gnaw at bones-take your time

The ant climbed to the top of the bamboo pole-climbed to the top.

Ants Climb Trees and Exaggerate the Country —— Some Thoughts

Ants crawl into grinding eyes-all roads are roads.

The ants climbed into the dustpan-all the roads were horizontal.

Ants climb trees-they are not afraid of heights.

Ants carry worms-everyone.

The ant jumped into the pond-I don't know the depth.

Ants drag locusts-with Qi Xin.

Ant nest-dense

A grasshopper carries bricks-it's a bit untenable.

Buy a hat until you are old-it's too early to prepare.

Bought a jar and beat it up-forget it.

Buy salted fish and set them free-a reckless guy

Straw blows fire-stingy

Popsicle sellers enter the teahouse-one is cold and the other is hot.

Selling vinegar and sugar-do your job.

Urgent sellers get on the plane-it's too light.

Selling tofu is a little bit-peeling.

Selling bean sprouts without weighing-scratching.

Selling chickens for baskets-making trouble

The tinker talks in his sleep-there are too many stalls (greed)

Selling bran and knocking on the pot-clearing the old land

The seller of flour husks was robbed-what a shame.

Hit a lion with someone else's fist-be a tough guy

Coax the child with a kitchen knife-this is no joke.

Take chicken feathers as arrows-make a mountain out of a molehill

Block the knife with tofu-I can't stand it.

Take tofu to block the knife-more than one can chew.

Use tofu to cushion the foot of the table-it doesn't matter.

Take a penny as a moon miser

Hang yourself with noodles.-you can't die.

Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.

Take five horses and pour six sheep's heads.

Use the eye of a needle as a chimney-a bird

Hold the lotus pole and touch it-grab the root.

Sew clothes with sticks-take everything seriously (needles)

Use a straw hat as a pot cover-button the hat.

Take the ticket into the theater-it doesn't match the number.

Use tofu to cushion the foot of the table-it doesn't matter.

Suicide with a blunt knife-it hurts if you can't kill it.

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

Take a mouse as a cow-blow it

Dress in tiger skin-scare people

Slide the road with eggs-be careful.

Hold the reins and pull your hair-that's easier said than done.

Hit with a hip flask-drink (clear).

Planing coptis chinensis with a hoe-irony

Hit the moon with a grinding basin-I don't know the weight

Run into the door with an abacus-find a bill.

Holding a shovel as a pot-very poor.

Use shoes as hats-up and down.

Holding a pheasant as an offering-family wealth is hard to say.

Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.

Poke your hand with the sole of your shoe is really irritating.

The nurse is holding the baby-someone else's.

Grandma's shoes-the same old shoes.

Open the mouth of the milk doll-want to eat.

Rebellious monkeys climb cherry trees-rough people eat flour and rice.

A man's field, a daughter's shoes-not bad.

North and south-nothing.

One day in the south, the stone was sweating-the tide came back.

Mr. nanguo's explosion-just make up the number.

Lanterns in Nantianmen-Take care of the sky.

South bamboo stick as a dish-hard frying (noisy)

Brain tumor-a heavy burden behind it

Head tumor-an extra burden

Grease the skull.-slick

The horns on the head stand out more than others.

Socks are worn on the skull, not on the feet.

I have a mortar on my skull-I don't know how heavy it is.

The doll on the skeleton man

Eyes on my forehead-looking up at the sky

Make fun of the alarm clock-smug

A tender cow drags a plow and harrow-it won't run until it hits.

A capable woman cried in the middle of the night-she died.

Climb to the top of the mountain-the top of the mountain (etc)

Pole-climbing competition-see who climbs fast.

Climb the stairs and fall-the higher you climb, the heavier you fall.

Parthenocissus ability-please.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-aim high.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-aim high.

Pat the thigh to scare the tiger-it's no use.

Flattery is caught in the bag-not only bad, but also kicked.

Flatter a horse's mouth-it will bite.

Flatter your ass on your hooves-get a kick

Get out of here.-whatever.

Combination painting-lines are too thick

Line up and braid your hair one by one.

Braised tofu with ribs-both soft and hard

Take shelter from the rain downstairs-by the temporary wall for a while.

Pan Jinlian decocted medicine-secretly poisoned.

Pan Jinlian made a toast to Song Wu-up to no good.

Pan Jinlian's toast-I'll tell the truth.

An ancient dance-Happy forever.

Driving on Panshan Highway-good at turning.

The judge handled the case.-it was scary.

Judges do magic-all kinds of tricks.

A girl looking forward to sunshine-a warm (sunny) person

A girl who expects sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.

Crabs eat sorghum-climb the stem

The crab has just shelled and the meat is tender.

Crabs cross the river-too many cooks.

Crabs cross the road-climb (dominate) the road.

Pea crab-rolling and crawling

Crabs teach children-the right path of uncertainty

Crabs entering the mountain gate-catching immortals

Crab pulling a cart-not taking the right path

Crabs pull carts-level them.

Crabs get married-full of big bastards

Crabs spit-endless

Homophonic joke two-part allegorical sayings 2 Scholars write poems-with two hands (Part I)

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

For the girl of the Zheng family-just right (Zheng He)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measure rice with a turtle cover-What sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there are no mosquitoes.

Frozen tofu-difficult to mix (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Have words (pictures) have words.

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach-it's shallow.

Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-no one can be filled.

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-desperate and risky.

A blind man enters a cigarette shop-Hyundai (touching the light)

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)