What are the sloppy stories?

Sloppy stories include small sloppy stories, sloppy stories, bachelors' haircuts, foxes' stories and careless Lingling.

1, heartless story

Once upon a time, there was a big tiger who took care of her everywhere, and a little tiger made fun of him everywhere. One day, when the school exam was over, the teachers were busy correcting and summarizing, and the summer vacation was coming soon. Big tiger and little careless have nothing to do for three or five days, and they are very idle. In the evening, the horse said to him, "The sun has finally set. Let's go out for a walk. "

Little Tiger said, "Great, ride my bike." The square is crowded with people, who dance yangko, kick shuttlecock, coax children, walk dogs, fall in love and gossip. Very lively.

The little tiger rode happily, consuming that rich physical strength; Sitting carelessly and gaining weight, he insisted on inflating the "bicycle tire" around his waist into a "motorcycle tire". After riding for thirty or fifty laps, Xiao Ma's interest was greatly reduced. If he changed to something else, his bike would be scrapped.

It's getting late, and I began to sing empty plans in my stomach. Da Mahu suggested, "Let's go to Greenland Quanjincheng for a barbecue." Xiao responded carelessly: "Go!" Take a taxi, start, arrive, eat, go shopping, rain, go home, wash and sleep.

The next day, in order to boast a pair of "hate the sky high", Malaysian tiger accidentally sprained his ankle and couldn't go out for two days, so he was sloppy and choked. On the third day, when we can finally walk, the horse said, "The sun has finally set. Let's go out for a walk. " Little Tiger said, "Great, ride my bike."

"Mom, where's my bike?" What about the bike? What about the bike? The size is sloppy and the eyes are small, and the question mark swings back and forth. Can't find the answer. Where is the bike? Think, think, think. Where is the bike? Maybe, maybe, like, like, maybe ... that was the day I went to the barbecue. I was so busy that I lost my appetite and forgot my bike.

Finally, I accidentally figured it out and said in dismay, "it's over, I lost it!" " "The standard for thieves to measure whether a bicycle is worth stealing. From then on, Mahu Da and Xiao Mahu went to the square every afternoon, without taking a walk or playing games, focusing on the past bicycles.

Looking, looking, looking, waiting, waiting, there is a sea of people, but there is no lost bicycle. On the third day, even Xiao Mahu understood that it was a bit difficult to wait for someone looking for a car to withdraw money.

Ma Hu turned grief into strength and solemnly told Xiao Ma: "If one day you pick up other people's things, especially valuables, you must get the money back, because the person who lost things is in a hurry." Little tiger nodded and said, "I'm in a hurry now."

2. A sloppy story

In the Song Dynasty, there was a painter in Beijing who often painted at will, and he didn't know anything. Once he had just finished drawing a tiger's head and was asked to draw a horse, he drew the horse's body behind the tiger's head. Someone asked him whether he painted a horse or a tiger, and he replied, "So so!" " "When others don't want it, he hangs it in the hall.

The eldest son saw it and asked him what it was. He said it was a tiger, and the younger son asked him if it was a horse. Soon, the eldest son went out hunting and shot someone else's horse into a tiger. The painter had to pay the master. His youngest son met a tiger when he went out, but thought it was a horse he wanted to ride, and he was killed by the tiger.

The painter was so sad that he burned the painting and wrote a poem blaming himself: "Careless painting, careless painting, like a horse like a tiger, the eldest son shot the horse according to the painting, and the second son fed the tiger according to the painting." The burning of the thatched cottage has no intention. I advise you not to imitate me. "

3. If you cut your hair,

If a bachelor walks into a barber shop with an oil bottle in his hand and sees a nail on the wall, he hangs the oil bottle. Boom! The oil bottle was not hung properly and fell to the ground and broke into pieces. It was not a nail, but a fly that landed on the wall. The bachelor was very angry, but everyone present laughed. Later, the barber nailed a nail to the wall.

A month later, the bachelor came for a haircut again. There is also a black spot in the same place. He thought it was a fly, cursing and slapping his palm against the wall, Park! The palm of his hand was pricked by an iron nail, which made him faint.

4. The Story of Little Fox

One day, Fox got up early and looked up at the sky. Ah, the sky is like a blue handkerchief, and the clouds are small white flowers on the handkerchief. Fox thought, I should do something for grandma in such fine weather! So Fox picked up the mop and began to mop the floor. I haven't finished eating yet. I remember that I didn't wash the bowl yesterday. It quickly put down the mop and ran to wash the dishes, singing while washing.

At this time, the bear poked his head out of the window and said enthusiastically, "Little fox, the weather is so good, let's play football together!" " Hearing this, Fox immediately put down his bowl and went out alive.

In the blink of an eye, they came to a green meadow. The two began to play football. Look! You kick me, not to mention how fierce the competition is! When they sat sweating on the soft grass, the sun in the west spit out a fiery afterglow and the leisurely clouds fell.

Plants, paths, houses and distant figures are all painted with a layer of confusing colors. Appreciating the perfect scenery, the two brothers reluctantly said goodbye and went home.

Little fox hummed and ran towards home. From a distance, the house is full of water. Fox remembers that he forgot to turn off the tap when he went out. He was ashamed and wanted to find a hole to drill down. It quickly helped grandma clean the floor and secretly decided to correct her careless bad habit.

5. Careless Lingling

This day is the birthday of Lingling's good friends Shuai Shuai and Nini. Shuai Shuai likes playing football very much. Lingling is going to send Shuai Shuai a football model with a star signature. He must be very excited. Nini likes crystals, so Lingling will give her a crystal ball. Nini will be very happy.

Lingling brought two beautiful square boxes, tied ribbons on them and went out happily. Lingling gave Shuai Shuai a box and Nini another box. Shuai Shuai opened it and Lingling gave herself a crystal ball. Nini opened it. Her present was a football model.

Lingling looked at it and said shyly, "No, the gift was sent backwards ..." Hearing this, Shuai Shuai and Nini said angrily and funny, "Lingling, when will you get rid of your carelessness?" Lingling blushed at this.