Happy humorous jokes.

Girlfriend: Ah ~ Why are your calves as thick as your thighs? Me: Can you put it mildly? Girlfriend: Ah ~ Your thighs are as thin as your calves! The following is the complete set of happy humor jokes I prepared. Let's laugh together!

A complete collection of happy humor jokes (1) 1, I took my son to the beautiful Jiuzhaigou on National Day. I asked my son: Do you like it here?

I like it, he said happily.

So I sold him to the locals.

2. Going on a blind date, the girl actually threw up when she saw me. The scene is very embarrassing. I also joked? Am I too ugly? ! ! ?

She hurriedly explained? No, no. I am pregnant! ?

I was relieved after listening, as long as I was not ugly, and then we had a good chat! ! !

3. Q: Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in groups?

A: Because if you take off your pants, the key parts of your lower body are easily injured.

4. The zipper of pants is not pulled. What should I do if someone reminds you that you have said something lightly? Forget it. I know, okay? , not only can easily resolve the embarrassment, the temperament of the whole person will also appear a lot of Leng Yan.

5. Tell me a happy thing: I talked about my girlfriend for three years and finally got a positive result. I got my certificate a few days ago and got married today. Hey, hey, today is a big day.

Tell me an unhappy thing: she didn't marry me?

6. Now some mothers-in-law recognize money. Only money is in my eyes every day, and I always give my son-in-law a car of 4 million. Can love be measured by money? Is your daughter worth 4 million? The marriage you bought will not be happy! For such a frenzied local tyrant, I just want to say three words to you: find me! For those local tyrants, I seriously ask you the last sentence: Do you have a daughter at home?

Happy humor jokes (2) 1, an uncle got on the bus with trepidation, and I quickly stood up and shouted: Grandpa, come and sit here! ?

Grandpa smiled and said: Thank you, young man. No need. ?

? Respect the old and love the young. Please sit down. ?

? You are tired from work, too. Sit down. Sit down. ?

Uncle is still pushing stubbornly, and the driver's master can't stand it anymore. Say, will you stop? The car was full of three of us. ?

On the first day of school, the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves.

I spoke first, briefly summed up my personality and growth process, and looked forward to the future.

The teacher was obviously satisfied with my answer and said excitedly: Will parents please leave the classroom?

It was raining cats and dogs, so I hurried to take a taxi back to the hotel. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was gone, so I couldn't take care of the heavy rain. I chased the taxi and shouted, Master, stop the car.

After running out of 100 meters, I found my mobile phone in my left hand.

But at this point, the driver's master has stopped the car and asked me: What's the matter?

I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to my master. It's raining hard, so drive slowly.

Later, the master married my daughter to me?

An upstart came to Si's shop and gave me a Mercedes 600.

Girl selling cars: You, didn't you just buy one last week?

Nouveau riche: Oh, that ashtray is full!

Happy Humorous Jokes (3) 1. Yesterday, I found a fortune teller on the roadside, male left and female right.

If you don't know, ask: Why are men left and women right?

Fortune teller: Because the man's right hand is too fierce.

2. One day, Brother Qiang, the boss of the underworld, found that his "Organizational Culture and Leadership" published in the newspaper had been copied. He flew into a rage and called his brother to tell him. I can't stand it! You reported him! ?

My little brother will come back in two days.

Brother Qiang asked:? Did you report it?

? Hmm! ?

? What did you say?/Sorry?

? A little tight! ?

3. After sex, my boyfriend hugged me and said, Think about it. We really have fate, right?

? Isn't it? Why are two primary schools in one school, junior high school in one class, senior high school in one table and university in one bed?

Reporter: Excuse me, this classmate, what do you think of Tokyo's successful Olympic bid?

Male student: I'll watch it with fast broadcast!

5. a:? Is it strange that a diver appears in the bathtub when my wife is taking a bath?

b:？ Not surprisingly, didn't a sewer drill out under the bed last time?

6. When I was in college, my roommate smoked and burned a hole the size of a soybean in my pants thigh.

I advised him not to wear it. Female students saw it very unsightly.

This guy ignored it, kept wearing it and said to me, in your eyes, this is just a small hole. For female students, this is a fatal temptation!

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