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What are the details of a man's first love?

Boys tell the truth about their first details.

Boys tell the truth about their first time. I believe that everyone attaches great importance to their first time, will not hand it over so easily, and will have concerns about their first time. Let's share the details of their first time with boys.

Boys tell the truth about their first time. First, there is no right age, only the right time.

Whether it is a boy or a girl, X has never had the most suitable age in life, only the right time. When you meet someone you think you can, when both sides are prepared psychologically and physically, age is not so important.

Second, explore the physical structure of girls in advance.

For the first time, not only boys but also girls will be nervous. If they are too psychological, YD muscles may be too tight, which will seriously lead to YD spasm and make girls feel very painful during sex.

Many girls are subconsciously afraid that something will enter YD, and that YD will be loose if it is narrow.

In fact, you can rest assured that YD is very elastic, and the tightness has nothing to do with the number of sex.

YD is enough to give birth to a full-term baby, and it is no problem to put tintin.

Knowing the physiological structure in advance is not afraid that the other half can't find a position, which will lead to embarrassment and even pain.

If girls are worried that they are too tight and will feel pain during sex, they can try to cut their nails short first. In a clean environment, they can try to put their fingers into YD to expand the extension of Yin Road.

This process can be done slowly, first with one finger and then with two.

This method encourages girls to explore by themselves. Boys' words are easy to use, but they hurt people.

Third, prepare beforehand-condoms.

You can try to buy a condom with a high degree of lubrication for the first time, and you must fully lubricate it.

If you don't know how to wear a condom, remember to study hard in advance. Proper use of condoms can make contraception more effective.

Steps to use condoms correctly:

1. Carefully open the condom package before Tintin touches the mouth, YD or G door, and after Tintin completely lifts B. ..

2. Wear a condom before entering your partner's body.

3. Press the seminal vesicle at the front end of the condom to squeeze out the air, and reserve the space at the front end for her to hold semen when refining.

4. Put the safety cover on the front end of the upright tintin.

5. Continue to press the front end of the condom and roll it open to cover the whole hair from Tintin to Y. ..

6. After 6.SJ is finished, take it out in time when Tintin is still hard, so as to reduce the chance of J liquid leaking, and then remove the condom from Tintin after leaving YD.

7. Check whether the 【 bogey 】 pregnancy sleeve is damaged in time to see if there is JD leakage or crack in the 【 bogey 】 pregnancy sleeve.

8. Throw condoms in the trash can, not in the toilet. Flushing the toilet will block up. )

Fourth, how to do foreplay?

Foreplay is an essential part for girls, whether it's the first time or the nth time.

Full foreplay can help girls to secrete love liquid more easily, so that it is not easy to cause discomfort to both sides because of excessive friction when entering.

Fully capture and explore the sensitive parts of girls, such as behind the ears, neck, back, inner thighs, nipples and so on.

Foreplay time cannot be less than 15 minutes. Wear a condom before rubbing. At this time, a small amount of J-rays will be secreted in the prostatic fluid.

5. What kind of position do you choose?

What position should I take for the first time? Missionaries will be easier to master. The girl lies flat with her legs bent apart. Boys can lie on girls directly, and girls can put a pillow on their buttocks properly, which will make it easier to enter.

In addition, girls can take the attitude that women are superior to men and take the initiative to control the strength. In this way, not only do boys have more visual impact, but girls don't have to be afraid of boys not being injured by force.

Sixth, boys may be seconds for the first time.

Many boys are too nervous when they have sex for the first time, and it is also because Tintin is too sensitive. He just went in, or just wandered around the door.

Actually, you don't have to worry. It's not because Tintin can't do it, let alone premature ejaculation.

There will be such a situation, mainly because for the first time, I am particularly nervous psychologically. This sense of package that Tintin has never tried will make it very sensitive.

Don't worry at all. Try a few more times and it won't happen again. It doesn't matter if you really find yourself shooting early. How many boys haven't used Naimel delay spray? Leave it to Naimel for a long time and send her to heaven easily!

Seven, after falling in love.

Don't rush to take a shower and urinate at once, you can wait a little. At this time, your body is in a very excited state. For example, your heart rate will increase, your blood pressure will rise, your breathing will deepen, and your skin and blood vessels will expand.

If you take a bath at this time, it will easily lead to asthma, palpitations and other symptoms, especially taking a cold bath will make blood vessels contract violently and increase the burden on the heart.

Wait for the excitement of the body to drop, then wash.

Finally, I want to remind you that the first time is mostly a loss for girls, but a gain for boys, so boys must take good care of girls' emotions and don't turn around and fall asleep.

Boys tell the truth about their first details. 2. Tell the boy's first feeling and his first experience.

It's not her first time, but I don't mind.

Lao Li is my college classmate. At the age of 25, Lao Li traveled alone and met Xiaomei who traveled alone. Lao Li fell in love with Xiaomei at first sight. Through chatting, he learned that they were still in the same city. Lao Li felt that there was an opportunity, so he left his contact information, thinking of slowly chasing Xiaomei after returning.

Later, we chatted and learned that Xiaomei was three years older than herself. Only then did Lao Li know why Xiaomei gave people a mature and generous feeling, and Lao Li also fell in love with Xiaomei's temperament. Since then, Lao Li has been called Xiaomei Xiaomei's sister.

Later, the two often contacted each other and got acquainted. Finally, Lao Li confessed, but Xiaomei refused because she was three years older than Lao Li. She was afraid that Lao Li would mind, saying that the relationship between brother and sister would not have a happy ending. Lao Li didn't give up, but told Xiaomei with practical actions that he loved her.

After half a year, Xiaomei finally accepted Lao Li. After confirming their relationship, the two decided to go to the place where they traveled for the first time and recall their meeting that year.

That night, the two naturally slept together. It's actually the first time that Lao Li has grown up. To be honest, he didn't dare to do anything, but he didn't expect Xiaomei to take the initiative and slowly associate with each other.

Lao Li couldn't sleep afterwards, and Xiaomei was three years older than herself. Obviously not the first time, she still has some sympathy in her heart. He was still a little unhappy, but he didn't say anything, because he also knew that it was all her past and her life.

0 "Be sure to be nice to her in the future"

Qingwen's first time happened in college, with her college girlfriend.

The two met shortly after their freshman year and fell in love soon. They love each other very much and are often the object of jokes by their classmates. People say so. Look at Qingwen.

When Qingwen and her girlfriend first got together, they were so shy that no one even dared to take the initiative to hold hands. They have been together for two months and have not kissed.

In my junior year, because of the internship location, two people had a big fight. My girlfriend wants Qingwen to stay in the local area to find an internship so that they can be closer, but Qingwen thinks he should visit a big city. Neither of them returned, and they were angry for many days. In the end, they had a quarrel and decided to let Qingwen go to other places, while his girlfriend stayed at home.

After the quarrel, my girlfriend cried, and Qingwen was very distressed. He spoke his mind with his girlfriend in his arms: "Only by finding a good internship and paving the way for the future can we give two people a better future." My girlfriend said she understood, but she didn't want to give up. After a while, they became interested and felt strong enough, so they immediately decided not to go back to the dormitory at night and go out to live.

True love comes naturally, and something happened naturally that night. Afterwards, Qingwen held her girlfriend with her heart firmly fixed on her. He secretly vowed in his heart that he must be good to this woman in the future!

0 cautious, very worried.

Xiao Pang and his girlfriend belong to the same unit. They are colleagues. Later, because Xiao Pang worked very well, his girlfriend often came to ask questions. Slowly, they came together.

After being together for half a year, the relationship between the two people is stable enough. For the convenience of going to work, the two decided to live together, which can save a sum of rent and facilitate life.

After being together, the two naturally had a relationship. When the "relationship" happened for the first time, Xiao Pang was very excited, but also very nervous, afraid that he had no experience and was looked down upon by his girlfriend, afraid that he would hurt her by not operating.

However, boys seem to be born with this ability. Under his gentle offensive, his girlfriend finally fell asleep sweetly in his arms. Xiao Pang was relieved, but fortunately, he didn't embarrass himself.

The above three people have different experiences and feelings. However, as a boy, if you have a "relationship", whether it is the first time or many times, you must pay attention to safety measures and be responsible for girls and yourself! Don't fail to take safety measures because of carelessness, which will increase the risk.

Boys tell the truth about their first time. How do boys view their first time?

I don't know whether boys like it or not, but I like it as a girl.

I am not only a neat freak, but also a serious mental neat freak.

This is my first time. Why not? Don't tell me I gave my hand or anything. As long as you have sex with a woman, with or without a condom, it's not the first time for you. To put it bluntly, marriage needs the woman to get along. If you are not, what qualifications do you have to ask the woman to be! Are you more valuable than Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan? Or is the asset thicker than Ma Yun? If you have nothing, please turn off the wheat!

Boys should not think that others will laugh at your first time, but they will cherish your first time in the eyes of your girlfriend or wife. They will also think that this body is worth seeing because you are completely honest. 70 years since the founding of New China and 40 years of reform and opening up. A new generation of women are more independent, more determined and more confident, and a person can have a wonderful life.

I advise all boys not to think that you are a man, just because you are a man, you don't know how to restrain your behavior. The first time is really beautiful. I hope you are girls or life partners who are happy for yourself, instead of thinking that I am not painful, but simply greedy for each other's bodies and rashly paid my first time. What if your future girlfriend (wife) cares?

Of course, if your taste is male, forget it.

Can men and women be the same?

Let me answer this question for you! Physiologically, boys have a flat chest with sperm and testicles. Girls have breasts, uterus, vagina and so on. In terms of strength, boys are naturally strong and suitable for hunting and weightlifting. The strength of girls is not as good as that of boys in picking, picking things and weaving. In terms of thinking maturity, girls are earlier than boys, and boys will bear a little more family pressure. From these three perspectives, men and women are really different.

However, there is no difference between men and women in terms of ideological equality. Boys, please put away your feudal society.

I think I can fuck as many girls as I want, and my future partner doesn't need to know or know. Girls don't have to learn from Fang Fen, the heroine of that year in a hurry, and just pay for their first time. This childish behavior will not wake love rat up, but will also hurt you and make you miserable. Duck, there's no need to do this.

The first time I called my parents, the first time I went to school alone, and the first time I got what I wanted through my own efforts. I believe everyone can't forget all kinds of firsts. So, boys, there are plenty of good girls. They may be transparent and don't want to talk much in class; They may be glasses girls who study hard in the library; They may still be exquisite little girls watching you play ball and run on the playground. There are many good girls. Please don't come to the irresponsible conclusion that there are no good girls in this world just because you were hurt by your ex.