Tell me some funny jokes.

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect read an ancient poem to the students. Wochun > The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows;

Wochun

Mume smells the flowers, and lying on the branches hurts and hates the bottom. If you hear who you are lying on, you can easily get to Chun Lv.

The coast is green,

The shore is like green, like the shore.

Wear green.

The teacher asked the students to dictate, and one student wrote;

I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey.

I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.

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