Are there any jokes that make people laugh?

Want to see it? A long time. Look who's good. The first time: I got on the bus and didn't bring anything except the bus fare of two yuan. From beginning to end, I felt very calm all the way. However, when I got off the bus, I found a note in my trouser pocket: It's no shame to lose a penny when I went out-the thief came again: I took a broken wallet with 1 cent in it. When I arrived at my destination, I found that the money was still there, and there was an extra note in my wallet: We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession, thank you-thief for the third time: I still broke my wallet, which contained counterfeit banknotes of 100 yuan. Finally, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: It is illegal to hide counterfeit banknotes with large denominations, so please consciously hand them over to the relevant departments. Thank you-the fourth time from a thief: I took a leather bag with a worn-out PPG shirt in it. When I arrived at the terminal, I found my wallet was still there. I took out my shirt and looked at it. I replaced it with the latest BONO exquisite collection, and attached a piece of paper: You should also talk about the style of wearing clothes. When you wear PPG, we are embarrassed to steal you. Let's change it to bono. Put on your spirit, you will have face, and you will be polite when you register on the website. I wish you a happy mood! The fifth time came from a thief: a toy mobile phone was put in his pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, my mobile phone was still there, and there was an extra note: Please don't make such jokes, which will affect my normal work. Thank you-the thief sincerely wishes for the sixth time: I am about to get on the bus, and there are too many people to squeeze in. When waiting for the next bus, I felt in my pocket and found that it was more than 20 yuan, and there was a note: Elder sister, our business is not easy. Here you are, 20 yuan. Where do you want to take a taxi? Please don't mess with us again-from thieves.