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Why do people see at a glance that you are an honest man? When was it exposed?
To be honest, say what you have.
3, can't say if the scene, can't have it both ways.
4, slow response, slow answer, can't understand what others say.
5. Be obedient and do whatever you are told.
6, others bully, will not fight back, and constantly give in.
7. I don't know how to fight for opportunities.
8. When you meet the opposite sex you like, you won't confess or take the initiative.
9. Dare not look people in the eye.
10, only strive for hard work, not opportunistic.
1 1, stubborn and inflexible.
12, emotional exposure, easy to let others see the joys and sorrows.
13, care about other people's opinions and evaluations.
14, values are either black or white, and there is no middle ground.
15, easy to trust others.
1. Answer whatever others ask. I don't know. To be honest, it means it's too real.
2. I don't know how to be flexible. When the situation changes, I will not follow the change and do things rigidly.
3. Being sincere to others is often overlooked, and good intentions may not be rewarded.
4. Talk less. Not good at talking, often unable to express their ideas, or make mistakes.
5, less body language, when expressing their emotions and opinions, they are not good at using body language, only carving descriptions.
6. Observe the time and arrive at the appointed place at the appointed time.
7. I don't know the way of the world, I don't know how to speak kindly, and I don't know how to connect with people who are useful to me.
8. Abide by the basic behavior habits of being a man, and basically there will be no bad behaviors such as stealing chickens and touching dogs, lying and spreading rumors.
9. Kind-hearted, soft-hearted. Always help others unconditionally, and don't know the truth of "small kindness and small benefit, great kindness and great hatred" It is often oneself who is injured.
10, not selfish enough, too concerned about what others think of you.
1 1. When attacked by others, you don't know how to fight back. In the law of the jungle, you are often at the bottom.
12, I want to express my views when others are talking, but I can't get in the way, and my thinking and language are slow.
13, do not take the initiative to do things for people. Do not take the initiative to invite the opposite sex to dinner and watch movies, and do not take the initiative to pursue the opposite sex you like. I don't know how to fight for my own interests Work, life, feelings, everything is not active.
14, in the mind of honest people, there are only right and wrong. If you don't understand the comprehensive, coordinated and balanced relationship, you can maintain it for a long time.
15, honest people don't know the relationship of interest exchange, but only do things silently.
16, big and small things are written on the face, happy or unhappy, others can see at a glance, and they don't know how to hide their emotions and expressions.
17, perceptual. I don't know how to do things with the laws of human nature. Being cheated is common. In the team, they often play the role of being used by others.
Let's just say that's enough. If there are any omissions, please add them slowly.
Whether a person is honest or not can really be seen at a glance, and your character is exposed from your words and deeds, eyes and expressions. An honest man, speaking in a calm tone, will not shout loudly, will not dance, and his facial expression will not be exaggerated for fear of being noticed by others. Honest people are slow in action and glassy-eyed, especially in unfamiliar environment, afraid of being noticed by others. Don't ask me how I know. Because I am an honest man.
I think from the "three tables", we can best see who is an honest man: one is the banquet table, the other is the card table, and the third is the conference table.
Some people say that wine is a character. I have a friend who is the boss. He examines people from three aspects: whether drinking is true, whether he can honor his parents, and whether he is clean and tidy. Of these three points, he values the first one the most.
It makes sense to think about it. Honest people drink as much as possible and don't hide anything. He can drink half a catty without drinking two ounces, nor can he be glib, and he can persuade others to drink eloquently.
When touching a glass with someone, an honest man's glass presses the lowest, bends down and looks flattered. Touch a glass of wine and he will do it first.
On the wine table, honest people are always busy serving tea and cigarettes, just like waiters.
When eating with friends, honest people always scramble to pay the bill. If he really didn't buy it, he would be grateful and embarrassed and feel that he had taken advantage of others.
Once on the table, there is bound to be a win or lose. Honest people play cards mainly for entertainment, behave themselves at the table, don't shout about winning or losing, and don't cheat.
In addition, honest people are very cautious in playing cards, such as fighting landlords. If he is not sure of winning, he will never be called a landlord. Another example is playing mahjong. Always like to win small cards and dare not play big cards.
Under normal circumstances, honest people always suffer at the poker table. Honest people must never get a word "gambling".
You can also tell who is honest when the unit is in a meeting. At the meeting, the honest man came first, but he sat in the last row with a notebook and pen in front of him. Clap when it's time to clap, and laugh when it's time to laugh.
When it is his turn to speak, he is always the last one, incoherent and arrogant. His speech is usually drowned out by everyone's well-meaning laughter.
Why do I think "three watches" can best tell who is an honest man? Because I have personal feelings.
I transferred from school to the office of the Education Bureau, and one of my jobs was to accompany the leaders for dinner. But I'm all thumbs. I can't flatter or tell jokes. The atmosphere on the wine table is often bad and always cold. I drink too honestly, and often guests get drunk if they don't drink well.
Once, I "succeeded" in drinking myself down, and the leader shook his head and sighed. I am also very well-advised to stop accompanying wine.
At school, I often played mahjong with my colleagues. Some colleagues are not quite right at playing cards. You win, you lose, you run, and sometimes you cheat.
I, an honest man, lost at cards in nine cases out of ten, and realized that I was not cut out for cards. Playing cards means giving money to others, and it is ungrateful.
Fortunately, I have self-knowledge, and now I honestly don't drink or play cards.
I used to be a school leader and later a factory owner, but I still can't change my honest nature. I am a down-to-earth person. If I do things in a down-to-earth manner and treat others well, I will certainly suffer.
But there is a saying that "losing is a blessing", and there is some truth in thinking about it. Although you have suffered losses, there are also times when you are "blessed by losses."
When I opened a factory in Shenzhen, a batch of products in the factory had quality problems. Although the goods arrived, I took the initiative to take them back and scrap them. That bill almost lost 65438+ ten thousand. After the customer boss knew it, he thought I was reliable, and all the subsequent orders were given to my factory.
In fact, this society needs more and more honest people. As long as you insist on being an honest man, it will naturally pay off.
The following are the characteristics of honest people:
1. Gas field: The gas field is peaceful.
2. Eyes: eyes are dull and not very smart.
3. Face cloth expression: Face cloth expression is serious and modest.
4. Words: Harmony is more important than offending others.
5. Behavior: hesitant and melancholy, unwilling to stand out, not hurting others, and hiding when hurt.
6. Heart: kind and weak, can quickly produce empathy. Keep your word, just do it, don't talk.
Honest people are trustworthy, low-key, never deliberately attack and hurt others, and have their own moral bottom line. Have some, but don't complain. So sometimes it hurts, and sometimes it hurts and hates.
Many honest people in life will be very comfortable to associate with them, because they will not play tricks, and they will not try their best to take advantage of each other except to protect themselves. Hello, I'm good, everyone. This is the situation they want.
It will be a blessing to have an honest person as a friend. You can open your heart and communicate. As long as he can do it, he will try his best to be honest and trustworthy. He will keep his mouth shut about the secret you told him, and he will remember your help and give back as much as possible. This feedback is just a lot more.
But honest people also have their own judgments. If you play tricks on him, he may not refute your theory, but he will stay away from you. It is human nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.
1: Love is slow, men show.
2. I don't like to play with my head, I don't like to play with routines, and I think naturally.
3. Anxious to get married and fall in love.
There are no outstanding advantages in the body.
5: I want to chat, but I can't find a topic. I'm always chatting.
6: the mouth is not sweet, not glib, and can't talk.
7. Be kind to people blindly, without asking for anything in return.
8. Always consider each other before doing things, for fear that others will be dissatisfied.
9. Work hard, do not know how to refuse, be oppressed by leading colleagues, and be unknown in the workplace.
10: No temper, especially straight.
1 1: I am shy when I see girls.
12: One tendon or one tendon is missing, which is straightforward.
13: I don't like to show off or go to crowded places.
14: Very serious and responsible.
15: I dare not fight for my own interests.
16: When you taste a little sweetness, you think you have met true love.
17: introverted.
18: Very homely, narrow social circle and few friends around.
19: Trust people easily and be unprepared.
20: Not confident, even a little inferior.
Honest people generally have the following characteristics.
1, don't like to talk much. It is in other people's communication that they generally don't take the initiative to speak, let alone talk more.
2, do not like to move more. I don't like to associate with people, and I'm not very active in the group.
3, the voice is small when communicating with people.
When talking to others, your eyes are free, not looking at each other.
5, not much, hide if you can.
6. Honest people are generally honest and kind and can communicate for a long time.
Honest people blink less and their eyes are not smart enough;
Understand others' meaning two beats slower;
The gas field emitted by the whole person has no edge;
Will not refuse others, and will not say no;
It will also blur the principle, and you must never lose your temper unless you have to, but you can't bear it;
Honest people can understand dishonesty but learn to be dishonest;
Honest people can't tell jokes and have little humor.
Others see you as honest, which is a comprehensive prediction. Dishonest people have their own dishonesty, while honest people have little fancy.
People can see through their honesty at a glance, which is actually an intuitive judgment given by the information from their overall gas field, that is, they are not smart enough, that is to say, you give the impression that the gas field you give off is not smart enough, not active enough, or even boring.
Others see you as honest because of your first impression. You can't give people a sense of oppression or aggression, and even you are embarrassed to express hostile and unfriendly words, even if you are weak outside and weak inside.
In this way, others will think that you are a person without edges and thorns. Although you are a good man and an honest man, your personality is too soft. Although it is harmless to people and animals, it is not valued by anyone.
In fact, this is one of the reasons why men are not bad and women don't love them. Because honest people are not threatening enough, they are not energetic enough physically or intellectually. No matter human or animal, people naturally like the strong, while honest people naturally hide or lower their sharpness and have no ability to express themselves.
All proud as a peacock, all cocks fight, so honest people don't have this aura and vitality, or are limited by their own personality, giving people the feeling that they are honest people.
Generally speaking, the similarity of honest people is that their eyes are not smart enough and their blinking frequency is low, especially when they are young. If they are honest, the number of blinks is very small. If a clever child blinks involuntarily when communicating and listening, it shows that the brain is constantly editing foreign information to identify and discriminate, which is also a sign of cleverness.
The overall intuition given by honest people is that the gas field is not active enough or even boring. Young people and adults are like this, and the reaction speed can't keep up. For example, if someone asks questions and answers them, you answer them. Sometimes you just need to answer them in plain Chinese, but the honest answer is long and rigid and doesn't get to the point. That is a kind of insipid.
Slow response must be a slow thinking, and it doesn't matter if the action is slow. The brain of the key honest man is a beat slow, which is limited to quick understanding.
Another characteristic of an honest man is that he always thinks of others, and sometimes even gives up his principles, and principles are his own dignity, and sometimes an honest man will sacrifice his own dignity.
For example, friends often play jokes on each other. Some friends have big mouths and are outspoken. When they are happy, they can't tell right from wrong. They also greet other people's old ladies with their pet phrase. Some honest people put up with it once or twice, and will correct it immediately after listening to it dishonestly. Let me give you a simple example.
I used to know a thin and fat man in Chaohu Lake. He retired from the army for many years. When chatting with people, he likes to greet other people's old mothers with a pet phrase. He is too talkative to know it, but he doesn't care. One of his fellow villagers went there once and was greeted by his old mother.
Don't look at his fellow villagers, lean and thin, pointing directly at the lean fat man and cursing: if you scold again, your mouth will tear. From then on, the lean fat man never played a similar joke on her again. This man has his own principles, is decent, and is not soft when he touches the bottom line, no matter who he is.
The biggest characteristic of an honest man is to accept resignation, refuse and resist without understanding, and then complain bitterly in his heart. In fact, this is the cowardly character that everyone knows. Because in front of people, an honest man can reveal how deep and how many meters his altar is in one sentence.
For example, if your boss or someone else asks you to do something, you just say one word: OK. Then when people ask you questions, you don't say anything, just do it, and you can't even say a beat around the bush scene. This is the degree of honesty.
Others see that you are honest at a glance, just because your whole style and gas field are lifeless, rigid and inflexible, and you don't talk much about emotional intelligence. You can hardly do anything special, even you are stubborn, you can't joke, and you don't waver in questions and answers.
Objectively speaking, honest people don't tell jokes. Even if they dictate a joke, they will describe the funny thing badly because of their tone.
Others can see your honesty at a glance, which means that people who look at you are also operatives, or at least countless readers. After all, as we all know, reading thousands of books is better than reading Wan Li Road, and reading Wan Li Road is better than reading countless people. People watch too much, you can tell at a glance whether you are honest or not, and you can even judge by your appearance, and you can get a general understanding by your manners.
Whether you are easy to talk or difficult to talk, and whether your speech logic is organized, people will understand more or less at a glance.
This is how most people look at honest people. No matter who, honest, dishonest, cunning, philistine, calm and wise, these impressions are the comprehensive judgment of the human brain.
It is even difficult for honest people to learn to be dishonest. Some honest people have fixed thinking, but they really can't bear to be dishonest. But an honest man, as we all know, if he violates his bottom line, the consequences will be unimaginable.
There are too many such examples. Everyone has experienced and heard a lot about the anger of honest people. So, don't bully honest people, stop when appropriate.
Because once they touch their red line, their explosion is all the stagnant power at ordinary times, and this equivalent is really not covered.
Because honest people themselves are not stupid, have no malice, have their own way of doing things, and cling to principles. Once the last line of defense in their hearts is broken, honest people are a scourge. Just as no snowflake is innocent when the snow mountain collapses, the last eruption of an honest man is that the earth shakes.
In fact, a person's honest character is not so much related to his growing environment as to his physical quality and intellectual level.
The life of an honest man is not easy. If he is an honest man, he'd better learn a professional skill he likes through hard work. There are big and small occupations, but they must be divided into high and low levels, just as people are equal, but their positions are high and low. If an honest man wants to live a good life, he must have a skill and know everything. Maybe he will become a wise man in hindsight.
1. Never go to bars or nightclubs.
2, do not understand the world, do not understand romance.
3, no hairstyle, very conservative hairstyle, no trendy hairstyle, no hair dyeing, no perm, no wavy hairstyle.
4, the speech is very dull, rarely a surprise.
Dress conservatively, not fashionable at all, not fashionable at all, not out of line at all.
6. I dare not talk to the girl I like and dare not confess.
7, the courage is relatively small, the face is relatively thin, and it is more respectable.
I can't keep things to myself. If others beat around the bush, I will ask them in some ways.
9. I don't know how to hide my emotions. My emotions are all on my face, making others guess what he is thinking and what to do next.
10, can't say anything, can't say some scenes, and doesn't like talking nonsense.
1 1. I don't like arguing with others, arguing and arguing about things, and I like to let nature take its course. Losing is a blessing.
12. I always feel uncomfortable after borrowing money. I always want to repay others early, and I will repay them in time if I borrow money.
13, heartless, scheming, I don't like scheming, and I don't like to associate with scheming people.
14. If you are unhappy, you always carry it yourself. You seldom say or complain, just like a gourd. If you are unhappy, you drink it alone.
15, never brag, never lie.
16, work hard and have no complaints.
17, obey the arrangement at work, listen to the boss, and never contradict the boss.
18, speak very directly, very straightforward, do not know how to beat around the bush, do not know how to be tactful.
19, don't like to make trouble.
20, the sound is relatively low.
2 1, I don't like to speak in public, and I am very nervous when I speak in public.
22, talking to others, eyes generally dare not look at others, dare not look directly into others' eyes.
23. I won't refuse others, and I will politely refuse others if I don't understand.
24. Very honest, punctual and trustworthy.
He has a kind face, speaks kindly and likes to laugh.
26, very honest, very frank, a person speaks a person's words, does not know how to be flexible, does not know how to accommodate, and is single-minded.
19 characteristics of an honest man:
1, you are what others say, obedient, opinionated and unable to refuse.
2. Don't dare to fight for your own interests, always be patient until you can't stand it.
3, good people, afraid of offending people, do not cause trouble.
4. When something happens, I'd rather hide it in my heart, eat a dumb loss myself, and don't tell others.
5, dare not or unwilling to look at people, occasionally look at each other, will quickly move away.
6, the voice is small, there is no confidence, and the gas field is not strong enough, giving people a feeling of unconfidence.
7. I will giggle alone.
8. Some honest people are dull and straightforward in speaking and doing things.
9. Be more disciplined and do things fairly.
10, it is easier to blame yourself. If you are a few minutes late and say something inappropriate, you may feel guilty for a long time and it is not easy to get out.
1 1, soft-hearted, see some grievances, sad things, will associate with themselves, easy to get emotional.
12, indecisive and timid.
13, clumsy, inarticulate, few words.
14, working in obscurity, not taking the initiative to compete with others for fame and profit.
15, introverted and conservative.
16, talk less and do more, and express your true attitude with actions.
17, shy and thin-skinned.
18, and the opposite sex, not rhetoric, not romantic.
19, the view of the world is polarized. There is only one choice between right and wrong, right and wrong, good and bad, good and evil, and there is no intermediate state.
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