Is Zhongtian mobile phone a fake?

Zhongtian used to be a fake plane, but now it has become a full member, haha. As for how to use it for a long time, I advise you not to think about it. Zhongtian has too many functions. Can you hold back? No way, no way. The function is too complete and the hardware is too weak. Please keep it.

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By the way, two jokes about shanzhai machine are absolutely classic, summarizing the characteristics of shanzhai machine.

1:

"You must choose the best hardware chip and hire a French designer. You must be the most upscale mobile phone; The platform directly uses MTK, and the minimum screen size is 3.0. What intelligence, TV function, dual card standby at the same time? Give him everything you can: a camera in front and a camera in the back. As soon as the phone is turned on, I have to say to you,' What's wrong?' Speaking authentic Cantonese and Mandarin has face; Build another card reader in the mobile phone, the card is Sony's, and a G is dozens of pieces; Install a large battery and stand by for 365 days, which is a word-cool, it takes an hour to answer the phone; The people around you are either Li Jing or CECT. If you take foreign machines. I'm embarrassed to say hello: how much do you think such a mobile phone costs? I think it will cost more than 2000 yuan anyway. 2000 yuan? You robbed? From 1000 yuan, not too cheap, but also a discount. You have to study the shopping psychology of customers: the owner who is not willing to give a mobile phone even 1000 yuan is not afraid of being cheap at all; Do you know what modern people are? Modern people only buy the cheapest things, not the best. Therefore, the slogan of our mobile phone is: not the best! But the cheapest! "

2:

One night, when I was on duty, someone reported to the police that a drunk was making trouble in front of his shop, so we took him back to the police station and "restrained him until he woke up." When the man arrived at the police station, he was still unconscious and hit his head with his mobile phone. The leader was afraid of an accident, so he put away his mobile phone and put it in the duty room for me to keep.

This is a magical cottage machine. I have a rough look, there are 9 speakers! ! ! This is a terrible thing. Someone has been calling this mobile phone, and the ringtone is "Wolf falls in love with sheep". God, the phone keeps ringing. The ringtone of the mobile phone is at least 100 decibel, so big that even the general sound is covered up. I answered, and the caller is also a drunk and can't communicate. I want to turn off my phone, and I need a password! ! ! I want to wait until his battery is dead. He's been ringing for more than two hours and hasn't used up a grid of electricity! ! !

I thought, well, I pulled the battery out. What a clever mistake! I made the worst decision of my life! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! As soon as the battery is unplugged, this mobile phone actually has an alarm. Yes, it's a siren, louder than the alarm of our police car. Where did you say the battery was missing? It's been ringing for more than ten minutes, so I can't help it. I can only put the battery back, turn it on, and continue to sing Wolf in Love with Sheep.

At 2 o'clock in the morning, the man finally woke up and could communicate normally. I returned his mobile phone to him in tears and told him to leave the police station and let me live.