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Anecdotes describing four classical novels
The Red Chamber: The Stone Three Kingdoms that have been disturbed one after another: These resourceful people are powerless to return to heaven under the war. Water Margin: The Unbearable Weight in Life. Westward Journey: Turn the excitement into a silent red chamber that never dies. The red chamber is facing the blue light, and its image is beautiful. The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the fishermen and firewood welcome the water margin. The hero burst into tears. Westward Journey: It's so late, where are you going? A dream of red mansions: I think the life of a group of 14-and 15-year-olds is very empty, and they can blame the society and the Three Kingdoms: I only have sporadic memories, and I like the water margin of Zhou Yu in it: I hate it, the bad guys always let Song Jiang go on a journey to the West: the journey to the West is beautiful, and the youngest rogue in the journey to the West is the Red Chamber: the heart is higher than the sky, the life is thinner than paper, and the Three Kingdoms: the Yangtze River is rolling eastward, and the water margin is gone: I have never seen the journey to the West: The Red Chamber: The only fly in the ointment is the letter, and the flowers are as beautiful as flowers. Three kingdoms: success or failure turns to emptiness: blood is dry, tears are dry, and enthusiasm is empty. I remember when I was a child, you loved to talk and I loved to laugh. It's been a long time since I threw a book in the afternoon, but when I woke up, I realized that my dream was empty: just like a beautifully knitted sweater, the words were clearly there, and you still couldn't see what kind of hidden needle was used behind it. Even if you learn these stitches, whether you have the strength to knit the same beautiful sweater is another important question. Three Kingdoms: Every reader, with his own life, participated in the construction of his own "Three Kingdoms" between the virtual and real history. Water Margin: Actually, the pleasure of Jianghu is not happy at all. When people are there, they want to be there, and when they are far away, they can't escape all kinds of human nature. A major breakthrough in imagination. But then it was a batch copy of boring stories. Just like today's soap opera. The Red Chamber: Emotion is the greatest tragedy in life. Three Kingdoms: Men can't live without wisdom. Water Margin: Power harms people, but control them. Journey to the West: Ancient Rhapsody The Red Chamber: Classical Emotion, which is now boring. Three Kingdoms: Not once a year. Water Margin: Peasant uprising, I will never leave the Journey to the West: I like to talk big and visit the Red Chamber: The Grand View Garden is immersed in love. The Three Kingdoms: Wei Shuwu belongs to a water margin: the water margin is full of heroes, and there are bandits traveling westward: the Red Chamber in front of the Buddha in Leiyin Temple assimilates: I am tired of the Three Kingdoms: I am tired of the Water Margin: I am tired of the Journey to the West: I am tired of the Red Chamber: I am ashamed of being strong. Three Kingdoms: ... Water Margin: Journey to the West: ... Red Mansion: ... Three Kingdoms: ... Water Margin: I like to watch heroes drinking and eating meat in Journey to the West: ... Red Mansion: One person gains enlightenment, and one person loses power ... Three Kingdoms: Heroes in troubled times: Water Margin: China people's bad habits make Journey to the West: pure. So, Shuihu, the name of Jianzi: rebel and build it to the end. Don't think about the new journey to the west while rioting. Monkey Sun is my ancestor and my idol. The Red Chamber is a symbol of freedom and strength. No, but I admire the Three Kingdoms. I have resistance to reading. I have never chosen to read Water Margin. This is just a short trip to the west. Once yearned for the red chamber: a rare good novel. It was the Red Mansion that transformed the Three Kingdoms: this is a random thing. Romance class, like the Eastern Zhou Shuihu best: Be sure to read Jin Shengtan's "Great Contradiction", which is a bit interesting: not very interesting. The humorous part is a dream of red mansions: melancholy old feelings are like dreams; Three kingdoms: one will be a great success and his bones will dry up; Life is like an illusion; The law of the jungle eats the red chamber; Stubborn can feel the Three Kingdoms; The water margin in the world will be cold; Righteousness will be turned into ceremony; Ruthlessness is the red chamber of love; The phenomena and laws of various flowers in the garden; The History of the Three Kingdoms: a description of animals' fighting skills for food; The distance between ideal and reality; A Chinese Odyssey: Lou: Petty bourgeois books are spurned by petty bourgeoisie. Three kingdoms: the actual combat drills of senior generals of Sun Tzu's art of war. Outlaws of the Marsh: Pictures of the work and life of the second and third-rate generals. Journey to the west: the meaning of "education" consistent with the other three books. The Red Chamber: Things have changed. Three kingdoms: the winner is king, and the loser is a thief. The three kingdoms gave me right and wrong, and everything was better than the water margin by force. I don't like it at all. I think it's murder. I cook such a journey to the west: the feeling of no red chamber: the emotional life of a big family. Three Kingdoms: Long-term division must be divided, long-term division must be combined with the water margin: the peasant uprising should not end in being called up. It is also easy to travel to the west in Cao Meng: demonization is the nature of Buddha. The Red Chamber: There are many beautiful things, but there is no result. Three Kingdoms: The hate of red face and the hate of white face are somewhat lovely. Water Margin: Reasonable but not very interesting. Westward Journey: I don't like the Red Mansion: I can't tell the Three Kingdoms: Fighting (the age of cold weapons) is an interesting thing. Water Margin: The characters are so fucking good. I just want to finish the journey to the west in one breath: I can't stand the red chamber. The best Chinese textbooks are out of date. Three kingdoms. Almost half of my impression of ancient China before I was ten years old. Water Margin: I'm not interested in fighting with boys. I like the journey to the west. The Red Chamber: A book suitable for me to read before I was twenty. Yang Shen's "Linjiang Fairy" can be summarized as Water Margin:-"It's very important to come out and mix with which boss! Silly strong with me is the right person for you! " Water Margin: What a mess! -Come out and run, it's only a matter of time. Westward Journey: Don't tell me that Journey to the West is anti-authority and anti-hegemony. I can't fucking believe it. He is a fairy tale that my mother told me every night before I was seven years old! The Red Chamber: After reading The Red Chamber (mirror existentialism), I have no heart to write. Journey to the West: Things always change people, but people can't change things (evolution). Shuihu: Sorry I haven't seen the Three Kingdoms: I love Zhao Zilong Shuihu: I love Li Shishi's Journey to the West: I love Zhu Bajie's Dream of Red Mansions: I love Lin Daiyu's Dream of Red Mansions: I always return to the Three Kingdoms when I come out to mix: the only thing I have is.
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