The funniest joke I have ever seen.

The funniest joke I have ever seen:

1, there is a question called: This knowledge point, I may take multiple-choice questions, noun explanations, short answers and essay questions.

2, cheating in the exam, Qixin cooperation; Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia; Copy with Mongolia to ensure clearance; Who dares to snitch? Violence after school.

3, life is alive, first laughed at by others, then smiled at others, and then smiled at Jiuquan.

4, life ideal: drink eight-treasure porridge, eat eight-treasure rice, taste eight-treasure tea, sleep eight-treasure three.

Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity.

6. No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat. Even the smallest ant has bones. No matter how ordinary I am, I am your friend. May your days get better and better, your achievements get higher and higher, and everything is fine.

7, more than twenty years old; The ability to be in their thirties; Forty years old is more than experience; Fifty years old is more than financial resources; Sixty years old is better than physical strength; More than 70 years older than the medical record; Eighty years old is more than the imperial calendar.

8. When you fail, treat it as a treasure of life; Success is a rich life.

9. Why does the rain have to stay with me when I don't have an umbrella?

10, the truth of life: 1, the tongue can't lick all the teeth! 2. All lovely and kind people are working hard when they read the first truth. The first truth is wrong. You are smiling, because you are also a lovely and kind person.

The funniest joke I have ever seen:

1, a fairy can't afford a house, and a ghost can't afford a grave.

2. Developers develop real estate at the foot of the Himalayas. The slogan is: Rely on the mountain this year and rely on the sea next year. . .

3. Why do orangutans have big nostrils? Because it has thick fingers?

You don't have to talk, but I'll pretend you didn't say anything!

5. Resume hobby: salary increase.

6. There is no pressure in the well without oil injection, and there is no pressure in people.

7. If people want to open their hearts now, it is probably only on the operating table.

8. Many times, people respect not people, but the background.

9. Tang Yan has a spell that can be loosened and tightened; Wukong has a golden hoop, but it can be big or small.

10, I want to withdraw some money from the ATM today Any hints? I don't know whether this refers to the bank or me.

12、? Little three? Where do you see it most often? It is in the font size selection of word.

13. Is your TV LED? No, it is TCL's

14. Super slogan on the wall:? The person who took out the garbage here died in a household registration book?

15, confident women are not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

16, in Titanic, Leonardo da Vinci said to Ruth: You jump, I will jump with you. Ten years later, in Inception, Leonardo said to Mel, if you jump, I won't jump with you. You see, when a man matures, he no longer believes in love ~ ~

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