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How to write a paragraph about letting her husband give a red envelope and make her swear?

What can I do to get my husband to give you a red envelope? Let's learn some red envelopes in the routine and how to write a poison oath to my husband. Let's go and have a look.

First, let the husband send a red envelope.

1. When the two festivals arrive, I feel five points in my heart. More bonuses, faster promotion, better health, better popularity and happier life. I have the last four points I hope you can help me finish the first point.

2. My husband sent his wife a red envelope from 520 yuan, with a postscript: I love you. Later, my wife sent her husband a red envelope of 5.20 yuan, with a postscript: I love you more! Husband: It's terrible to have a culture. It costs less and can talk.

You give me money and I'll show you a new skill. When the other person sends a red envelope, you reply to him. Have you ever seen water wasted?

Your little cutie needs a little pocket money, and then there are a series of pictures asking for money. The words on the picture say, give me ten yuan, give me twenty yuan, fifty yuan, and finally 100 yuan. Won't you give it to me? Disappointed, love me and give me another two hundred dollars.

5. There are some short sentences asking for a red envelope. For example, this year, we don't accept gifts on holidays, but only accept Grandpa Mao, congratulations on making a fortune, bring red envelopes, provide online support and support cash, and bring compensation to individuals for any problems during the Spring Festival this year.

Second, how to write a poison oath to my husband?

1. Just say it.

For example, what do you want your husband to swear, so that the other party can say it directly. This is commonly used, mainly because there is a saying among the people that there is a god who lifts your head three feet and should live up to your conscience when speaking and doing things. If you go against your wishes, then swearing is likely to be condemned by God.

write down

Of course, this kind of writing is actually rare. If you really want to write it down, then the other party may be some life and death vows about the consequences of cheating, being hit by a car when going out, and so on.

Summary:

Swearing, especially between close people, is actually inappropriate. If it really comes to this, even if the other party has made a poisonous oath, whether it will be honored or not, it has actually caused a bad influence in the other party's heart, and it is difficult for the feelings to return to the original.