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I urgently need an English drama script for six people.
Resume of English short play: A (ragged) B (well-dressed) C Xiaohua D Grass E Chair F Journalist. B sat on the e and ate, and a beggar came forward. A: Sir, please give me some bread, thank you. I'm starving. B: (disgusted) Get out of the way, get out of the way. (Then he got up and left, when his wallet fell on E) A: Sir, Sir (A saw it, immediately picked it up and caught up with the far-away B) B: Get out of the way, get out of the way, I have no food and no money (I still left without looking at A) C: He is so stupid. D: Yes, yes (D nods) A: Yes, I did. (Still didn't look back at A) C: Chair, do you think the person who just sat on you is particularly stupid? E: Alas, people are always so stupid ~ ~ ~ D: Yes, yes (At the same time, A and B are still entangled, and then E finally broke out. E: sir! You lost your wallet! How can you be so stupid? (A and B turn around at the same time and see the talking chair. E is scared to death. This scene happened to be seen by F. So F reported the incident. F: Hello, I'm a journalist. F: Today, I saw a strange phenomenon. A chair spoke and two people were scared. Next, I will interview two people who were scared. B: oh, god, oh, mom. F: This man is stupid. We don't care about him. Let me interview another man. Why didn't you tell him that his wallet was lost? A: Sorry, I don't know how to say the word "wallet" ... F: Through this incident, we can realize the importance of mastering a foreign language and the influence of money on human beings. Really, chair? E: Yes, yes. (E nods stupidly) C: Alas, people are so stupid, and their chairs are stupid. D: Who let this be a fairy tale ... A: Sir, Sir, Please give me a piece of bread. Thank you, Sir. I'm hungry to die. B: Get away, Get away, Dirty Man. A: Sir, Sir! ! B: Run away, please run away. I have no food, and I don't have money, either. C: He is so foolish, isn't he? D: Yes, yes. A: But....sir....please listen to me..... B: Wa, why are you so disgusting! ! C: Hey, chair, do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E: Ai, do you know, men are always very silly. D: Yes, yes! ! E: Sir! You lost your wallet! Can't you be cleverer? F: Good morning, everybody. I'm a journalist F: Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair opened her mouth, and two men are frightened to faint. Now, I will interview the two muzzy men. B: Oh, my god. Oh, my, mum. F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. Hello, man. Can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A: I'm sorry. I don't know how to speak "wallet" in English ... f: dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how important it is to mastery a foreign language, and how large the money affect us. is that all right, chair? E: Yes, yes. C: Ai, men is so silly. D: Don't believe us, it is just a fairly tale.
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