Who has a huge funny English joke, neither too cold nor too yellow, English version?

A very stingy man died and went to hell. Yan Luowang scolded him and said, "You stingy ghost! When you are alive, hold on to everything and give it to no one.

Even when you see others in poverty and pain, you refuse to help them. Also, you didn't take good care of your parents, relatives or friends and let them suffer and starve. Because of your bad karma, you will be thrown into a boiling oil pan. "

The ghost supervisor then escorted the man to the boiling oil pan. When they arrived, he looked at the oil pan and said, "Hey! Wait a minute! There is so much oil in it. What a waste! Please pump out the oil, sell it and give me the money.

Then, you can just throw me into a pot of boiling water! No need for oil. Anyway, you use too much oil for cooking alone! "

A miser died and went to hell. Yan Luowang scolded him and said, "You miser, when you were in the dust, you didn't care about anything, you didn't give anything to anyone, you didn't help those who saw poverty and pain, you didn't take good care of your parents, relatives and friends, and you left them hungry and cold. You should be put into the boiling oil pan. "

The ghost sent him to the boiling oil pan, and the miser said, "Oh, wait, wait!" " ! How to waste so much oil? You pour out the oil first, give me the money after you sell it, and then throw it in hot water! Why use oil, and use so much oil! "