A lover's funny joke

1, wife: "Why do you close one eye when shooting?" Husband: "If both eyes are closed, can't you see anything?" 2, the bet between the pig slayer and the tea egg seller. The pig killer said, "You can't break eggs with a hammer." The tea egg seller said, "The hammer is broken!" The pig killer said, "The hammer won't break!" Not convinced, the seller of tea eggs brought an egg and smashed it with a hammer. The egg was broken. Said, "Isn't this broken?" The pig killer said, "the egg is broken. I said I can't hit it with a hammer!" " "Then he pointed to the hammer. In a very crowded car, a little boy kept sniffling, which made a lady standing opposite him really unbearable. She asked kindly, "Do you have a handkerchief, son?" "What if there is?" The little boy shouted at her angrily, "I won't lend it to you!" A regiment of the British army bought a donkey as a mascot. Unfortunately, the donkey died in a few days. As the head of the delegation was away on business, the deputy head sent a telegram to the head: "The donkey died unfortunately. Buy another one or wait for you to come back? " In history class, the teacher asked a student, "Who is Qu Yuan?" "It's a doctor." The students answered. "Nonsense!" "What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! " 6. A: Do you know whether the man comes first or the woman comes first? B: There were men first. A: according to what? B: I don't even know. Isn't it hard evidence that a man calls himself Mr.? 7. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, please come up and do this quadratic equation." Xiaoming: "Teacher ... I only have one yuan ..." 8. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?" Xiaohua: Yes, Xiaoming: Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: "Piano."