Novice joke

0 1. A brother went to the toilet and entered the ladies' room by mistake. After going in, he found that there was no urinal, which was wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room. ...

A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and hugging her. The man fell to the ground and cried, "This is the third piece. It is so difficult to take a piece of glass home."

A novice went to collect usury. He took out the IOU and smiled and said, "It's written clearly in black and white. You owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? " People really don't have that much money, and he threatened: "Hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay back the money tomorrow, your house will become like this. " He took out his lighter and burned the loan. ...

An old farmer was hoeing in the field, a crow flew by and shit fell on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "* * * * Mom! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "* * * shit and wear underpants!" " "