Are you free this Sunday?

Male colleague: Are you free this Sunday?

Male colleague: Are you free next Sunday?

Female colleague: I have no time either. Why do you want to be on Sunday?

Male colleague: You watch Sunday separately.

Female colleague: I am free now.

Female colleague: Then meet?

My wife didn't have her period for more than a month, so I measured it with a pregnancy test stick and found two. I happily sent a circle of friends: my wife is pregnant, with a photo of a pregnancy test. A few minutes later, a dozen brothers commented: don't blame the brothers for being inhuman, blame the sister-in-law for being so attractive.

Last time I quarreled with a female classmate in class, I said, Nima, my chest is so small that I can't tell the difference between before and after! Who knows that instead of being angry, she came over and put my hand on her chest and rubbed it. She asked, Is it small? Small or not? Don't follow the rules. ...

A buddy went to see a doctor. When he was auscultating, the doctor asked him to undress. This friend did so. When the doctor looks at it, he asks your nipples! The buddy replied: I didn't understand those years and thought it was acne!

I asked the goddess I had a crush on for a long time to go out for dinner, but my proposal was rejected. I was in a bad mood and ordered a bottle of white wine. Without toothpicks, a plate of snails is finished. At this time, the goddess blushed and said that we can try dating first!