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Why did Lu Yao write the second chapter of "Ordinary World" on the Internet wrongly written as pine trees and small red flowers? Where is the right one?
The continuous autumn rain brushed the ground, and the city was covered with cold water mist. Judging from the festival, this is probably
The last rain on the Loess Plateau this year; Soon, snowflakes will be flying in the sky.
It rained all day and all night, with no sign of stopping. The south wind drove the gray-black clouds and floods to the north.
Let's go The rain was intermittent and dense, but it never stopped. God is always unsatisfactory. When it rains in the dog days, there is not a drop of rain.
Fall; It doesn't need to rain now, it will rain endlessly!
The streets and alleys are full of sewage; The dust on the house and the dirt on the sidewalk were washed away by the rain. yellow
Once again, the original river turned into muddy mud soup. In the mountains and canyons outside the city, clouds of blue mist float.
Autumn rain created a gloomy atmosphere. There are few pedestrians on the street; The farmers who sell things are covered with broken sacks.
Hide under the eaves and wait for the buyer. The police in Cross Street got into the sentry box and took a nap, leaving the car on the street at will.
Drive. The flight from the provincial capital to Huangyuan, which runs three times a week, has never stopped, whistling over the city and landing at Dongchuan Water Point.
Points on the runway. Where is the heavy steel crash? It sounds particularly harsh in the silent rain.
The construction site where Shao Ping worked stopped as usual-the site was completely immersed in a muddy soup. As usual, the craftsmen also
Fell down in the kiln and began to sleep in the dark. Overworked people! Stretching your arms and kicking while sleeping, not just snoring.
Groaning comfortably, biting his teeth. ...
Lying flat on your bedroll, but not sleepy at all. He put his head in his hands and looked straight at him.
Looking at the top of the kiln, while listening to the monotonous rain outside, I was thinking a lot of things in my mind.
A few days ago, he took time to go to the Cao family and left his registered permanent residence in the sewer.
He left an empty account there. The sewer that regards soil as gold will not give him land, but he is still a
Rootless grass. Now he has completely put his fate in Cao's hands. He predicted that after a year or two, Lao Cao would at least
Can win him a place to live. As for land, he dare not expect it.
In this way, he may have to do odd jobs in Huangyuan city all his life. This is a very unreliable way of making a living. ask
Will you get married in the future? Can you support your wife and children?
However, everything in the future seems far away to him. In any case, he has become a native of Huangyuan. this
Physical significance is extraordinary. He imagined that among his ancestors, it was very likely that they had never left their homes. Now, he has spirit.
It is worthwhile to go out and look for the "new world" of life, which involves great risks.
Until this time, I didn't know the real intention of the couple to register him. We can guess,
If he knew that they wanted him to be a son-in-law, he would be happy to accept this reality. Put love aside and say nothing.
At least he won't cook so much now. Anyway, all the problems in life will be solved by then.
But he didn't know that the Cao couple didn't want to make things clear.
First, they want to further "examine" him; Secondly, Juying is still at school and young. For Cao, this
This is "far chess" for him-we have to walk for a while!
Now, lie flat in this sweaty cave and plan your next step in the symphony of snoring and rain.
Livelihood He thought that he must not be late for work and must try his best to find a job. He wants to make money for the old people at home. And for my sister.
Going to school-now separated from his family, he is the head of the family and has great responsibilities! He has been paying attention to learning carpentry on the construction site.
I want to change my situation as a coolie as soon as possible. If he becomes a craftsman, his daily salary can be doubled; In this way, in addition to
If you care about saving your family, you can praise yourself. After two or three years, if he can find a place in the sewer, he can hoop the double-hole kiln first.
Hole-that means he really took root in Huangyuan.
All this may not be a dream. He is young and strong, and this goal can be achieved as long as he works hard inside. of course
This is still a basic plan!
He even thought that one day, he would become a contractor, with Hei Bang cigarettes in his mouth, and go to the bridgehead of Dongguan Bridge to select workers.
Mechanic ... Hehe, he just became a contractor. Why does he have to have a Hei Bang cigarette in his mouth? No, he won't.
Some foremen, like Chang Bao in the movie, proudly flaunt themselves; He wanted to establish a rank with the craftsmen he hired.
Such as friends, especially those who have gone to school and come out to make a living should be given special care. ...
Sun Shaoping lay on his bedroll and kept thinking like this. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with this rainy day, is there?
You can read books endlessly; Moreover, he has finished reading the two books in his hand, and now he is too lazy to borrow them from the library.
After eating, the sky suddenly appeared for a short time, and the rain was a little less. The craftsmen left their bowls. return
I fell asleep again.
Shao Ping was bored and didn't want to lie on the bedroll and daydream romantically. While the rain is not big, he
I want to walk around the street and see if I can watch a movie to kill some time.
It's already cold. He put a dark red sweater on his body, still working outside in his tattered clothes, and then
Out of the door with his bare hands and into the street. He doesn't have an umbrella either. Walk evasively under the eaves; Fortunately, it doesn't rain much, Star.
A little won't get the clothes wet. It seems too early to wear a sweater. You will feel warm after a walk.
. He felt a little uncomfortable-the shoulders of his coat were worn out, and the red sweater inside was exposed, which was particularly eye-catching. from
At first glance, he is an out-and-out hillbilly in his old and new clothes.
But to Shao Ping's relief, there are not many acquaintances here. Who in the street is interested in paying attention to this ugly dress?
He tried to put aside that embarrassment and walk freely in Huangyuan Street.
The streets in the rain are rarely quiet; Sparse pedestrians, their faces covered by umbrellas.
All the shops are open as usual, but not many people patronize them.
Shao Ping unconsciously strolled to Nanguan. Not far from the prefectural party committee, there is the largest theater in the city. He is very
I want to try my luck and see if the movie is on now.
He saw in the distance that the street in front of the theater was crowded with many people. There is probably a movie! But I don't know if I can catch up.
Field?
He quickened his pace and walked to the door of the theater. He quickly glanced at the wooden sign painted in red and saw that it said the prince's revenge.
. He is extremely happy! This is a film adapted from Shakespeare's Hamlet, which is called Hamlet according to what Jin Bo finally said.
The voice is Sun Daolin, which is quite exciting.
Shao Ping looked at the time and knew he could catch this scene, so he hurried into the ticket office.
He is very disappointed-the tickets for this game have been sold out.
So he retreated to the crowded crowd in frustration to see if he could catch a "fish"
He was pushing in the crowd and suddenly froze. He saw Tian Xiaoxia wearing a beige raincoat with his hands in his pockets.
Smile at him from a few steps away.
He froze in place, his face as hot as fire.
She came over, still smiling, held out her hand and said, "I thought it was a dream."
"Yes … I think so …" He shook her hand.
There is an unspeakable silence.
"Are you going to the movies now? Or go to my house? " She took out a movie ticket and handed it to him.
"No, you go and see ... I ..." His face was still burning.
"I've seen it once ... but if you like it, I suggest you don't go to see it either. Let's go to my house.
Let's go "Xiao Xia seems to deliberately show a reserved attitude, but obviously it is difficult to hide her excitement.
Shao Ping saw that Xiao Xia was completely the style of a college student, and he seemed to be much taller than in middle school. Yitouhei
My hair was scattered over my shoulders, and it was covered with water drops like silver scraps. A fitted raincoat is tied around the waist with a belt, and the feet are integrated.
A pair of brown sneakers.
However, standing in front of this man, I don't know why, Shao Ping doesn't feel in rags. mutually
On the contrary, he thought it was "appropriate" to wear this dress to see her.
"Where to?" She smiled and waved her ticket.
"Of course I gave up revenge!" The heat on Shao Ping's face gradually subsided.
Xiao Xia hey hey smile, she quickly get rid of the ticket of the person next to "fishing", and then led Sun Shaoping to the prefectural party committee.
"Why didn't you answer my letter?" Xiao Xia asked him as he walked. Shao Ping was speechless.
He heard a bang, and his heart was shocked. Twist a head to see, Xiao Xia hands open a lake blue automatic umbrella.
She approached him and put an umbrella on their heads. He suddenly felt himself immersed in a foggy blue lake.
Dream of color ...
For nearly two years, he didn't see Xiao Xia's face. He thought that he didn't reply to her last letter and theirs a year ago.
The connection will be cut off forever.
She will become a person in memory, but in reality they will never meet again. Yes, he is a college student.
He is a hillbilly. The difference is like heaven and earth ... but now I suddenly met her in this yellow autumn rain.
Original street ...
"Why don't you answer my question?" She turned around and looked at him under the umbrella.
"Everything is clear ..." He said.
"Because I went to college, you are still a farmer, right? It seems that you are still secular! " Xiao Xia said rudely.
Shao Ping disagreed with his old classmates' evaluation of him. In fact, he didn't despise himself in the depths of his soul. She obviously can't.
Understand his changes in the past two years. The reason why he didn't want to contact her again. It's really because the situation of two people in life is so different.
. But that doesn't mean that he thinks he is taking a lower road than he did in college. Yes, he struggled at the bottom of society.
Suffer from a few dollars; But he has not only regarded this as a means of making a living-the nobility and inferiority of his career cannot be explained.
The value of life. On the contrary, he now "loves" his own suffering. Through bloody baptism,
He believes that the honey of life brewed by himself through hardships must be more delicious than what he can easily bring-he has it since then.
Ironically, he called his understanding "the theory of suffering" ...
Xiao Xia led him to the door of the county government. Looking at the old man behind the glass, the porter grinned and nodded to Xiaoxia. They just
Go straight through a big yard, then through a small door and come to a quiet little yard.
Xiao Xia said to him, "This is the Standing Committee." She pointed to a four-story building next to it. "That's prefectural party committee, and we.
Unit 1, second floor, left hand side ... well, let's not go home. It's easy to talk in my dad's office. My father went to see the original yesterday.
Dongfang county magistrate hasn't come back yet ... "
The courtyard of the Standing Committee is a row of large caves with fine workmanship, surrounded by walls on three sides and a small door leading to the family building. There are several small buildings in the yard.
Most of the withered flower beds miraculously left a red rose. Under a few buttonwood trees by the wall, products
A thick layer of yellow leaves.
Xiao Xia picked up the umbrella, took out the key from him and opened the door of a cave in the middle. She opened the curtain and let Shao Ping in.
Let's go
The cave area is very large, and the two holes are nested together; The hole that just entered the door is obviously the office, from a small hole in the middle of the wall.
Through it, is the study and bedroom.
She took him into the back room.
He sat stiffly on the sofa and looked around this extraordinary place. Xiao Xia is busy pouring tea and peeling apples for him.
In the mirror on the opposite wall, Shao Ping saw himself sitting comfortably here in rotten clothes and hair like a mess of sand.
Comfortable all-inclusive sofa, a bit funny. If it weren't for Xiao Xia, strangers would think he was a stranger when they saw him like this.
What about those gangsters who are up to no good!
Xiao Xia handed a peeled apple to him, then sat down on the sofa next to him and began to ask him how he felt these two years.
Conditions.
Shao Ping has just eaten an apple, and at the same time, he opened his mouth and truthfully told Xiaoxia about his experience and current situation.
When Shao Ping spoke, Xiao Xia stared at a pair of beautiful and surprised eyes and listened attentively.
After Shao Ping finished, Xiao Xia sat on the sofa like a woodcarving, and stopped asking questions or talking.
Shao Ping was silent for a moment. Then he confidentially said to her, "Don't tell anyone you know or our classmates about me."
Situation. I didn't tell you the truth until I knew you could understand me. I don't want my real situation to be known by others. if
Back to the original west, parents will be in a hurry. I hope that everything in Huangyuan is beautiful in the old man's imagination. we
Among my classmates, no one knows my present situation except Jin Bo. I don't want them to know either. This is not because of emptiness.
Glory, but don't want to be laughed at by vanity; I want to go my own way quietly. ...
"You have to promise me!" Shao Ping stressed.
Xiao Xia seemed to wake up from a dream and casually said, "Don't worry!" She stood up, "no matter, let me go to buy rice!
Let's not go back to my house to eat. I know you don't like eating at my house. I went to the big stove to buy ... "
Xiao Xia took out the bowl chopsticks from the box, grabbed a meal ticket in the desk drawer and went out soon.
A quarter of an hour later, she brought back a magnetic basin for cooking; There is a pile of steamed bread on the plate.
She took out a small bowl, ordered some food for herself, took a steamed bun and said:
"The rest is yours!"
Shao Ping measured it and said, "I can probably eliminate it, but don't joke!" "He said as he picked up the washbasin.
You are welcome to eat.
Xiao Xia smiled. She sat next to him and took the meat from the bowl back to his magnetic basin. I don't know why, but she did.
This reminds him of the warmth and kindness of Runye's sister, the girls on the Loess Plateau. ...
It is getting dark.
Xiao Xia turned on the light, put the bowl aside, stood and looked at him for nearly a minute, and suddenly asked, "What can I give you?"
What about asking for help? "
Shao Ping looked up and said, "If you think which book is good, please recommend it to me in time as before."
"Where are the others?"
"No need."
"Then how can I give you the book?"
Shao Ping thought for a moment and said, "Can I come to see you every half month?"
"Of course!"
"When is a good time to come?"
Xiao Xia also thought for a moment and said, "You have to work during the day, so Saturday night is fine. Right here. My dad
Not in the office on Saturday night ... "
Shao Ping then left. Xiao Xia didn't stay, got up and sent him to the door of the prefectural party committee.
When they parted, she said to him, "I know you don't want to tell me where you are." But you must come to me.
Ah ... "
"I will find you!" He took the initiative to shake hands with her and turned and walked down the street.
I don't know when the rain has stopped, and the sky in the far west is blue.
Ok, we can start work tomorrow as soon as it clears up!
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