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The reporter asked a joke.
Answer: Molly.
Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?
A: Xiao.
Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.
3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?
Answer: parallel lines.
Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).
4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
Answer: Eraser.
Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).
5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).
8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
10. Question: Who runs fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of the devil.
1 1. Q: Who is Mi's mother?
Answer: flowers
Reason: peanuts
12. Question: What is white plus white?
Answer: equal to the white rabbit.
Reason: Xiaobai No.2
13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !
Answer: 40
Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Answer: Wang Leehom.
Reason: to coax.
Question: What if I come out again?
The answer is: Han Hong.
Reason: Still coax.
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