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147,369 rural collections, 258 are rare. What are you afraid of?

The Chinese New Year is coming, and the market is the hottest place for shopping in rural areas, and it is also the most lively place.

There is a group of people who specialize in big episodes. They take goods everywhere to catch big gatherings and go to the surrounding markets to sell things like a fair every day. Every time I go to the market, I earn money, so this group hopes to go to the market every day.

Our local fairs are all calculated according to the lunar calendar. Every lunar calendar is 147, which is the first, fourth, seventh, eleventh, fourteenth, seventeenth, twenty-first, twenty-fourth and twenty-seventh day of each month. Even in our market, there are 369, but there are no 258. At that time, those people wanted to find a 258 so that they could catch a big episode every day.

But they searched several towns and villages, but they couldn't find them. Those people didn't believe in that evil and drove around looking for it.

But I asked many towns and villages, but I couldn't find the 258 market. However, these people will not give up. Since I can't find it, I want to convince a town to turn it into a 258 market. They go to the town they think is the most satisfactory and ideal, and then they want to persuade them to turn it into a 258 market.

The deputy mayor in charge of the market in this town received them and took them to the office. The vice mayor asked about the situation, looked at the person in front and said, "Are you full?" I think the question you asked is very incredible. "

The vice mayor asked them, "You told me so, why don't you change your own to 258?"

After listening to the deputy mayor's explanation, these people thought about it and they were right. There is something wrong with your own thinking. We always want to impose our ideas on others, and they are right. Why not turn our own township market into 258?

They returned to their villages and towns, and the person in charge of the market listened to their statements. The person in charge laughed my head off: "You are so talented that you should have such an idea. We won't change it. We will make a joke. "

Now people are used to it 147, how to change it? If we change it to 258, the whole town will laugh at us. How to get to the market? There is a proverb around us. I don't know if you remember. This sentence is: "258 quotes, 46 don't understand."

147 and 369 are available in the market. If a person goes to the market at 258, it means that this person is stupid and illiterate. If we want to change the date of the fair to 258, isn't it ironic that our villagers don't know anything?

It seems that some things are taboo in rural customs and folk customs. When we make a decision, we should consider the actual situation of local folk customs as a factor, otherwise it will be ridiculous, futile and thankless.