I saw a joke somewhere before, which said that a man was in the desert and a dragon appeared, which made him make three wishes. The joke exploded, and he asked for the original joke.

A man met a dragon in the desert, and the dragon said, "stupid human, I can satisfy your three wishes!" " He clapped his hands and said, "Wow!" There was a flash of light, and he rolled painfully on the ground, clutching his crotch. The dragon said, "Ignorant human beings! You still have two wishes. " He said in great pain, "Change my grip on the back", and there was another flash of light. He stood in the desert again. He looked at the intact crotch and cried excitedly, "ouch, my grip is going to burst!" "

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