It's okay. Shake it. Funny sentences are suitable for trembling sentences.

1, the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

2, study hard and practice hard, and always strive for the upper reaches.

Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

4. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

5. Waiting for the express delivery at home every day, the sense of abundance and bondage is really contradictory.

6. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

7. New definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever dogs eat at the beginning of the month, and I will eat whatever dogs eat at the end of the month.

8, salted fish turned over, or salted fish.

9. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced the love-hate relationship you said.

10, you might as well play games, and the pet baby will be nice. You don't even have a progress bar.