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Who has a joke~~~ Tell me and listen

1. When I was a child, my mother taught me how to use chopsticks. If she couldn’t learn it for a long time, she would hit me. Now that I have grown up, I taught my mother to use a mobile phone. If she couldn’t learn it for a long time, she would still beat me.

2. Fortunately, I am ugly and have not experienced your love and hatred.

3. I was looking through her wedding album with my mother. My mother said while looking at it: "I really want to go back to the time when your dad proposed to me." I asked curiously: "Is it special at that time?" Romantic?" Mom closed the photo album and said, "If I had known you looked like this, I should have rejected your dad."

4. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say they love you, but no. Everyone can wait for you.

5. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.