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Strange things between me and my female colleagues
actually, it's just between two married women who have children? A me, a Lu Ning.
Lu Ning, the facial features are very symbolic, and she can bear looking. She has a delicate mind and long hair. If you only look at her appearance, you can't imagine that she is so free and easy to walk like a man. She and I live in the same dormitory and sleep in the room next to mine, but I don't know why, every night after work, she comes to chat with me, chatting about almost everything about her, people and things she met when she was a child, when she was a student, and then at work. Tell me all the secrets I should and shouldn't tell. At first, I thought she was the kind of person who kept secrets and would tell anyone everything about herself. Later, it turned out that she also had annoying people, and when she spoke, she was called a straight one. It can be said that her words really hurt people without scruple. And she will hate it when others talk to her. This makes me wonder why a person who likes to chat with others doesn't like others to chat with him.
I don't know how many days later, I received four words "×××××" sent to me by Lu Ning. When I saw the news, I was walking with her after work as always, ready to eat supper. But for these four words came so suddenly and strangely, I was a little at a loss. I immediately turned off my cell phone, pretended not to see it, and continued to have dinner with her.
it wasn't until the next day that I remembered to reply to this message: what are you messing around with? (Smiling expression).
"It's true, I love you." This time, I was even more frightened by her answer. Isn't this a joke? Although she always told me about herself, her children, her husband and the girl she liked before, she never went to see her husband when she was resting, but she could not sleep all night because of a girl, and even suffered from insomnia for several consecutive nights. Yes, just because of a woman. However, I am not ready to be her next "target" at all!
In retrospect, almost all my colleagues could see that Lu Ning was very kind to me, but I had no idea. Let's describe some of her actions with wonderful flowers
Because the leader said something about my poor work, when she heard it, she was so angry that she quarreled with the leader on the spot. To tell the truth, when I knew this, I was sad on the one hand, because I thought I was doing well so hard that I didn't even know that the leader didn't think I was doing well. On the one hand, I am very happy that someone will contradict my boss and plead for me. This is really unlike what a woman can do.
Lu Ning is recognized as the most unwilling person among all colleagues. She hardly eats, and thinks the food in the shop is too bad. So we usually eat, and she watches. Suddenly, she is washing dishes. I thought, it's rare to see her during dinner, but I didn't expect her to shout "This bowl is for you". Then he handed me the washed bowl.
In those days, I caught a cold and had a terrible sore throat. Both of them took the initiative to buy me two boxes of medicine. After eating for two days, my cold was still serious, and I couldn't speak. Lu Ningfei dragged me and said that she would buy me another medicine, saying that what both of them bought for me didn't work. At this time, I already felt that her kindness to my friend was not good.
When eating, she would sit by and watch us eat. Once, there were so many people who seemed to like to eat a big plate of clam, so Lu Ling made me a big plate. Finally, she separated the clam from the shell one by one, broadcast the meat and put it on the plate for me to eat. Once, while I was eating, a gentle hand was in my ear, which helped me to stroke some hairs at the hairline and put them behind my ear. Think about it, my husband rarely does this to me!
I don't know how many times, when I was eating or at work, she handed me a bottle of drink and milk tea, and still looked at me with a gentle expression and said, it's for you. And every time I look blank: "drink it yourself, I don't want it" or I don't understand that we are all at work. How can she have time to buy new drinks?
She always comes to help me at work, and I'm not busy myself. I'm afraid that if the leader sees the blame, she immediately acts like a man: I'll help you if anyone dares to say you! Then I enjoy having such a person to take care of me.
During the two-hour break at noon, we will sleep on the sofa in the rest area. In several areas, the lights are turned off and it is dark. Every time we wake up, we can find that she has covered my quilt. On one occasion, I found that two people's quilts were covered on me, a pair of clothes and a Lu Ning's quilt.
I was surprised that she actually "confessed" to me until two days ago. Although I always felt that she was really kind to me, isn't love only for men and women? She said to me that day, "Besides meeting your husband, you are my person here." In fact, I don't understand what it means. What else can two women do if they are not friends? Since I knew her feelings for me, I began to be a little afraid to look at her, and I was very casual with other female colleagues, except that she was a little unnatural. I don't talk to her much, and I can't laugh as much as I used to.
I don't know if I treat her like a man. I feel strange when she gives me a hug, but I don't think it's wrong for other female colleagues to hug each other voluntarily. These are the embarrassing things between Lu Ning and me.
three days ago, she didn't know where to go alone. Her husband and sister called her, but she never answered, so I sent her a message. Her sister said she had never done this before. Let me call, but I didn't answer the phone. The message came back to me, but I didn't say where I was. I answered her sister "I don't know where she is" in time, but her sister questioned and said, "Impossible! No one knows where she is except you, and here she is the best with you. " I suddenly realized that even her sister had seen something, but I had been silly not to know that such a female colleague was not generally good to me, so good that everyone around me noticed it, but I thought it was normal.
She went for a drink that night. She sent me a lot of messages, which made me feel at a loss. She said that she had never cried for a woman. She just liked me. My husband just came over, so I went to see my husband. When I arrived at the hotel, Lu Ning called me and said that she would wait for me downstairs. If you have something to say, let me see her. At this time, my husband heard. I sat next to him and let my husband and Lu Ning communicate with each other. Obviously, they are two people of different sexes, but they are like rivals in love in front of me. I can feel that my husband quite understands such things. He is not as surprised and overwhelmed as I am. Because he clearly knows that Lu Ning and I are not the same kind of people, so we won't do anything.
The next day, I was invited to sit with her in the breakfast shop. She ordered two breakfasts, and we chatted. I refused her affection for me, and she agreed to let me give her three days. We were like normal good friends. I suddenly feel relieved for her and myself, and finally I am not involved in this strange emotional world.
Now, she no longer sends me those strange words, and I try to get along with her normally as usual, treating her as a good friend and keeping embarrassing things in my heart. As for her, I don't know, what is her inner world, will she still have love for women? Maybe she doesn't have an accurate answer herself.
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