English jokes that two middle school students can understand are urgently needed.

An idiot wrote a letter.

There are stamps on it or something. Outside the envelope

He wrote, "To my brother, an engineer in Saigon."

When his friend looked at the envelope, he said:

"My god, why did you write such an address on the envelope!

Who can find your brother? "

So the first man said, "You idiot, I only have one.

Brother who is an engineer!

Postmen also need superpowers.

A fool wrote a letter. After he affixed the stamp, he wrote on the envelope:

"To my brother, an engineer in Saigon." His friend saw it and said:

"Oh my God! How can the postman find your brother if you write like this? 」

The fool replied, "You are so stupid! I only have one brother who is an engineer! 」

Two psychiatrists are in a meeting. "What is the most difficult case you have encountered?" One asks the other.

"I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He believes that an extremely rich uncle in South America will leave him a lot of money. He's been waiting for an opportunity all day? I believe the letter came from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out or does anything. He just sat there and waited. "

"What was the result?"

"That's an eight? Struggled for a year, but I finally cured him. Then the stupid letter arrived ... "

Two psychiatrists met at a meeting. One of them asked the other, "What's your toughest case?"

"I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He firmly believes that there is a monopoly uncle in South America who wants to leave him a legacy. He waited all day before receiving a confirmation letter from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out and does nothing, just sits and waits. "

"What was the result?"

"After eight years of hard work, I finally cured him. But just then, the ridiculous letter came ... "