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Blame yourself for your death. Tell me about it.

Blame yourself for your death. Tell me about it.

First, I can't sleep. Looking back at the past and a long time ago, it feels like having another dream. So people, don't say anything too absolute. You may not even know when it changed, so what you said before seems a little funny now.

Second, to tell the truth, not being sad is a lie. If you fill out your wish, there are only three ways to go, and you will blame yourself for being too dead at that time! Broken their own future, no amount of tears can change the previous fragments. The road of the future, the pain of the future, only oneself bear. .

Third, are you dead? I have a stomachache and can't sleep. I blame myself for eating indiscriminately.

Fourth, I blame myself for my death. The exam report gave such a tall topic. Anyway, I wrote more than 2000 words and I don't know what I'm writing.

5. Why should all the responsibilities be blamed on the white grass? Obviously, Tingting has to spend Bai Cao's leg first. Don't let Bai Cao waste her legs, Aunt Ting will win! Director Wan Lao protects calves. Why is it all white grass and Xiaoying's fault to tell the truth? Also said that Aunt Ting said that after all! Aunt ting will only be in a trance when she is tired to the limit. It's all her own fault. White grass is dead. It's pathetic. Brother Ruobai, come back quickly.

6. I didn't arrive early at noon today and was late for dinner. I didn't go in for dinner, but I saw the car really go in. . . . The feeling in my heart touched my heart again. It's really mixed feelings I blame myself for not dying, but I'm not sure.

Eight, anti-Korean three-game losing streak! It is because of Evergrande's own death that the team was eliminated for the first time, which may lead to another humiliating year in 20xx!

Nine, I just saw a sentence blaming myself for my own death, and now I can only go to heaven in an extreme way.

Ten, stomach acid is uncomfortable in the middle of the night, and I want to vomit but I can't spit it out. I stayed up for half a night. Get up in the morning and blame yourself for eating until after ten o'clock in the evening. I won't die unless I die.

Eleven, blame yourself to death. . Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets can't finish the homework. I feel that I still can't finish my homework if I delay spending one more day.

12. The baby threw up the first time he ran. It's all because he is too indulgent. It's all because the boy next door is so handsome. High face value stimulates appetite. A big bottle of coke, a big bucket of popcorn, chestnuts with more than 20 yuan, a big bag of potato chips, and even potatoes were eaten to death. As a result, I have been burping until now, but today I have to give up running, more than two kilometers.

Thirteen, I really want to cry! After waiting for half a year, I finally expected my tutor to come back, but it was only 10 days after I came back, and my daughter was not with me for five days of the college entrance examination. One day, the whole group reported that I went to a farmhouse far away. There are only three days left. I left at 10 in the morning, and now I don't even show my face! So, I really can't graduate! So, is it really necessary to change the subject? It's all my own fault that I chose such a difficult one. . . too deep for tears

14. I don't want to die in 14, but I think things have changed in 16, and I blame myself for dying. Unfortunately, chicken ribs are tasteless. What should I do?

Fifteen, blame yourself, why do you want to touch someone else's car? I have no skills and I am not good at cars. I must face death bravely. Will I lose my life tomorrow? I'm such a stupid pig. I'm so stupid, I'm finished.

Sixteen, blame yourself for being blind, this is the rhythm of death. You can't be so depressed and decadent.

Seventeen, I was so angry that I didn't even have time to wash my clothes. I didn't take a nap for a long time, so I blamed myself for my death.

Eighteen, insomnia again! I also made an appointment for lunch! Do evil! Blame yourself! Why do you have to take a four-hour nap! I just want to sleep until six o'clock from now on! Why did you promise to go to the party? The dog died.

19. When you are tired at the end of each year, you blame yourself for being heavily in debt, so you have to stay up late before the exam. It may be the last destination of your life.

Twenty, I finally died with a splitting headache. Who's to blame? I'm to blame. I'm still doing this when I'm not young.

Twenty-one, I couldn't stop chasing the drama last night, and I can't sleep again today. The work was so hot that the whole person was in despair. I blamed myself for dying last night.

Twenty-two, eating two meals a night with an interval of three hours is unbearable ... don't sleep tonight ... it's all your own fault. ...

Twenty-three, ah ah ah, I feel like I can't climb out. I blame myself for dying. . . .

Twenty-four, the hard winter vacation is about to begin, and I blame myself for getting a topic ~ and I also served as the leader of the research group.

Twenty-five, more can't sleep, all blame yourself for being dead.

Twenty-six, it's late at night, still burning the midnight oil to prepare lessons. It's all my own fault. I didn't concentrate on studying political history, and it was also linked to the so tired work of China people.

I am really depressed today. I thought I could get good grades in the Chinese exam, but it turned out to be a drag. Now I am the second in the senior high school entrance examination in China, and I blame myself for my death. There is no other excuse. I've been so unrealistic recently. Think too much and do too little, not only procrastinating, but also like to do something completely meaningless, just to warn yourself that hard work is true.

Twenty-eight, I committed suicide. I was helpless and sad. I used to blame you for not loving me enough, but you didn't express it. I really want to say thank you for not giving up on me. Although you blame me, I have added a burden to you. You are the only people I love most, and the only people who love me most.

Twenty-nine, if the visa doesn't come down, I'll be too late. I blame myself for my death. I handed it in four days late. It seems that more than a month of tossing and turning and all the money will go up in smoke.

I'm thirty. I've had a special cold for almost half a month. I blame myself for my death.

I have to go to the doctor alone every time I get sick, so I think it's good to have a boyfriend. In fact, even if I have a boyfriend, I just go to the doctor alone. Actually, it's my fault that I always skip class to see a doctor, so my roommate can't accompany me. As a last resort, I went without my roommate. In fact, it is best not to be melodramatic, so I don't know how much trouble I will lose.

I went to bed at 9 o'clock yesterday, and now I wake up. Still awake from heat and thirst. I ate a bag of pickled peppers, chicken feet and spicy strips before going to bed. I should take a bath. Blame yourself for being too lazy, and you may have to go to see the teacher in a greasy manner.

Thirty-three, I hate myself now. I am fat and ugly. I killed myself and cut my bangs. All because of the barber. I am angry, but I am even more angry with my three-minute heat.

Wow, I'm going crazy staying up late these two days. I go to bed after four and get up after seven in the morning. This is a psychedelic timetable. I blame my death on the weekend. I don't know why I went (giving myself a dirty look)

Thirty-five, I blame myself for listening to strange stories, and now I am too scared to sleep.

Thirty-six, there are a thousand nimas flying in my heart, all blaming myself for being dead. Why did you give up a person who loves you and choose the one you love? The final ending is actually back to the original point? Lying in the trough is very funny. From then on, give up everything.

Thirty-seven, I was not spared. On such a hot day, I blame myself for my death. I'm intensive phobia! ! ! Buy lip glaze in summer! ! !

Thirty-eight, blame yourself, don't die. Hehe, you are alone outside, and no one says you are angry when you are wronged. Others will be annoyed, and you are still alone after all.

What I wanted before has changed now. Why are you in such an awkward position? You blame yourself for your death.

Forty, immature, blame me; Too warm-hearted, blame me; Blame me me for being soft on others; Will not refuse other people's requests, blame me; Easy to trust people, blame me; It's my fault. I opened my heart to others the first time I met them. Yes, it's all your own fault. You haven't grown up, you don't understand the complexity of people's hearts, and your memory is not long. If others are more enthusiastic about you, you should be friends. You are naive and stupid.

4 1. Every time I feel that I can't lose weight, I will be seriously ill for a few days, and then I will lose 2 pounds and lose weight without exercising or eating a lot 100. However, such thinness is not what I want. I don't want to get sick every day, and I blame myself for not turning on the humidifier at night. Ha ha ha winter vacation is coming, but if there is someone I like, I will be happy even if I don't take it.

Classic talk, all blame the rain so urgent, remember, the rest of your life is long, love yourself is the first choice.

From now on, love yourself for the rest of your life. Don't embarrass yourself. Life is bitter, but you can make yourself sweet.

Love yourself is a compulsory course in life.

Everyone's life has a hard side. Since you made your own choice, you should also be responsible for yourself.

Crying is heartbreaking. It's not hard to hear your comfort after crying happily. Thank you for your invitation.

When you choose to let go, you also give yourself a bright future.

Life is like a trip. We need several cycles to complete this journey. Life is precious. Why not live for yourself? Even if it's not for yourself, live for those who love yourself and those who love you. So, live a wonderful life and live a noble life! good night

The rest of your life is long and you are precious, so you need live high's favorite look.

Life is short, enjoy the present life. You may encounter difficulties sometimes, but isn't that what life is like? The so-called life is varied, and sometimes experience is the most precious wealth.

There are many kinds of life, no matter whether your life experience is good or bad, you will always learn something. Today becomes yesterday and a story, which is the wealth of your life.

People's life seems doomed to be not so good, but there are always people who live well, because they can walk on with their heads held high in every difficult period.

I lost the person I love the most today. I can't hate it because I loved it, nor can I forgive it because I loved it.

Life now is not necessarily what you want, but it must be a good philosophy that you ask for, and the road you choose, and you must finish it responsibly anyway.

Remember, the rest of your life is long, and loving yourself is the first choice.

I have been suffering, always telling myself that everything will pass and everything will be fine, trying to change the status quo. Live in the moment and love yourself.

I've heard a lot of truth, but in most cases it's still hard because that person didn't follow it.

A wonderful life requires effort and cost, and no one is an exception.

I know all the reasons, but I still can't live a good life. I always suffer for what I get, but I feel helpless and hesitant for what I lose.

If you cling too much to what you lost in the past, you will also miss many beautiful things. Learn to let go and really act.

But more is helpless, unable to choose, because many times we not only consider ourselves, but also others. I can't live as I please.

Everyone is actually the same. Life can't be repeated. Try to live more for yourself so that you won't waste your life without regret.

I used to complain about any problems, but now I think it's really the same thing. Complaining that things have not changed makes me more tired! Therefore, after listening to Nan Ge's story, I will be good to myself no matter what happens in the future.

No matter how anxious you live, there is hope to follow; All the twists and turns will be safe. Stop complaining and solve it with practical actions. Maybe tomorrow will be another village.

Since we can't start over, we must seize the present. The previous ten years cannot be changed, seize the present.

The best time to plant a tree is now, except ten years ago.

Whenever you treat life or love, lack is better than abuse.

There is no way to start over in life. Solve the current problems and make great strides forward.

It doesn't matter, life is always ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs ~ ~

Life is too fragile, and a moment's choice means that the next few decades will never happen again. He chooses to end his time at his most collapsed, painful, frustrated, helpless and hopeless moment, and there will be no room for turning around.

Too many helpless sad mood phrases blame themselves for not having enough courage to let love slip away!

How can I find that answer, endless waiting, infinite hope, and return to strangers, whether it can bring a glimmer of light like him and her …

Some people always miss it from the beginning, but always meet at the end. However, some people miss and lose each other, just like who and who. ...

No one has any hidden regret, so it is better to keep it a secret forever. ...

I want to hug everyone, but I have to warm myself first.

In the cardamom years, everyone is happy and sad.

People come and go, flowers bloom and fall, which are all natural things. . . .

Show our "entanglement" with the whole life.

Life is like a dream, always insomnia. Life is like a play, I have been acting. Life is like a song, I'm always out of tune. Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed. ~~~

Sometimes, flowers are more beautiful when they are withered than when they are in full bloom.

Affection is a heavy burden that I can't bear, and love words are only occasional lies.

You are just an abstract painting that I can't understand in my eyes.

When can you do this to me, even for a second …

Miss the simple and beautiful little happiness when I was a child …

If you want to stay, you can't stay or go. Right and wrong are nothing more than right and wrong. It doesn't matter when we are only ambiguous ~

What's left and what's taken is your own.

Smart women don't regard men as their whole lives. Me too.

Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

I just have too little power, but I hope you all remember me.

Nowadays, love and not love are equally hurt.

I walked past you in the lonely street.

An empty life is not an empty love.

I would like to bless you gently in a lonely background.

The moonlight still shines on my obsessed face.

The roofs of cities are full of antennas, but they can't receive the past …

Memories were so unbearable, it is better to think about the present.

Tell yourself to be strong and live every day, because the sunset on the mountain is so beautiful.

Your words are like a lock, which locks me.

Desire to be invincible, but tender as water.

A perfunctory betrayal, a pale moan, a nonchalant escape, and a regret that the heart has a wish but can't do anything.

No one is born a generalist. Do you want to be yourself or an all-powerful the Monkey King? ~

Looking at the sky, the rain is salty. Are there any tears in it?

Sad plot, not sad love.

In the bright sunshine, I smiled so sadly.

I cherish Spongebob's smile. I want to be selfish.

Some people. Will eventually pass by and become a strange scenery. And we ... really? Strangers are no exception.

Yes, be nice to yourself. No longer hurt yourself and others easily.

It's the love you said here, and the future you said has long been forgotten;

Destroy all the incisions, ignore all the incisions used for memorial,

Looking back sadly, the elongated figure turned and left, where to go?

I like listening to lonely songs, blue sky, Ji Shen, silent me, lonely heart, wishing to the sky: You are there.

How to escape? I can't control it. It disappeared too fast. I can't load it.

I listen to other people's happiness and sadness, and then grow old secretly.

Remember when you told me to forget? You said you would cry because you didn't care.

I can't tell whether you are a friendship or a missed love.

He said he would face it with a smile, but he committed a sad crime.

If I can, I would like to give my heart to you.

These and those, I'm anxious to wait.

Suddenly I was informed that I was going to a new place, a more remote place, where there were no people and no people in the city.

Say goodbye to you and see you after the year. I hate streamer can't keep up with _ _

Are those past vicissitudes frozen in my heart?

_ Time has passed. _ _ Uneasy breath, trembling of youth.

One day, I will tell you with a heartfelt smile: I have never given up what I once said, just kidding.

Sad sky, laughing to tears.

Please remember me if you want to go. If you are sad, please forget me.

I don't want to mention the past. Why did you mention it on purpose? ...

A sense of loss that cannot be picked up falls in my heart. Silence, but it has already shattered the magic of the corners of the mouth lightly.

Emptiness makes me happy, but you, me and you make me happy//

A person, walking in a strange and empty street.

If you keep things simple, you won't be so unhappy.

No matter how pure and young the radian of the corners of the mouth is, in the end, it is no longer the tireless giggling at that time.

You say you love me, but why do I think you love me?

What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you are optimistic about is fearless.

I don't know how to pull away, but from every kiss you can expect, I already know it's disgusting. In fact, there is no need to leave if you love.

Why is it so hard to face meeting you again?

There is no love between us, only endless deception//

I haven't let go of the feeling of escape, and I'm afraid there is love. Full marks are actually a painful score. Can we make it another time?

You don't understand. What I want is tenderness. Every time, you treat my feelings for you as garbage-

Never give up self-esteem for love.

Blame yourself for not having enough courage to let love slip away!

When I hug you from behind, I expect her face.

Too much helplessness and entanglement, strange city, strange you, who is my dependence?

I can't give you the freedom you want most, and you can't give me the tenderness I want most.

Those stifled funny personality signatures

Choose those funny personality signatures that have been killed.

1, love doesn't hurt people, others hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. If you don't play tricks on people, your brain is funny

2. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.

4. When I was a child, I ate watermelons and sharp ones. When I eat them, I stop eating them.

The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

Dear: You know, only mosquitoes will never leave you this summer.

7. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

8. Yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

9. Whether studying or traveling, body and soul must be on the road.

10, it is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

1 1. In fact, I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

12. Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

13, looking at the face of the class teacher made Russia have the urge to drop out of school. What about studying?

14, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

15, don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

16, falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

17, if you are well, it will be fine. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

18, some people say that men who are bad for women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

19, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage.

The kindergarten teacher hit a boy because the boy ate the girl's boobs.

2 1. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

22. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat record function of smart phones.

23, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

24. When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

25. There was an activity in a shopping mall yesterday. I heard there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

26. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

27. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

28. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

Son, don't blame your mother for not studying hard now. Because mom saw a handsome guy who looks like your father.

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

3 1, I am such a man who is hurt by love, but I only blame my love for being too stupid and too deep.

32. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

33. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

35. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

36. Did you hear that? You treat me like a game, and I will abuse you to death.

37. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hits you the most.

38. There is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish are still spitting bubbles.

39. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

40. A woman who can only cry is a waste, and a woman who can't cry is a monster.

4 1, I have a dream, I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?

42. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

45. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

46. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

She's mine. Don't touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

48. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

49. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

50. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.