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What are the craziest words in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

There are many characters in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, both big and small people have their own characteristics. In that era with the Three Kingdoms as the background, there were many talents, and many heroes had their own unique skills. At that time, people with some skills were generally not very low-key, and some words would be arrogant and eventually hit in the face or exaggerated. Let's take a look at some characters who have said crazy things. Who said the craziest things?

Guan Yu, the general of the five tigers, "sells the first ear like a native tile dog's ear." As we all know, Guan Yu is one of the three great generals and the first of the five generals in Shu. He is brave and resourceful, and can be said to be the second person in Shu. Zhuge Liang's position is not as good as his. However, Guan Yu has a personality characteristic, that is, he is very arrogant, and feels that everyone except Liu Bei is not as good as himself. Guan Yu once took refuge in Cao Cao briefly. At that time, Cao Cao treated Guan Yu very well, but Guan Yu was unmoved and remained "in Cao Cao's heart and in Han Dynasty". After he got the news of Liu Bei, he went to Liu Bei at once.

At this time, Yuan Shao's general Yan Liang led an army to attack Cao Cao. Cao Cao led the army against his generals, but they were all defeated by Yan Liang. On the advice of the counselor, Guan Yu chose to help him. After Guan Yu came to the battlefield, he directly evaluated Yan Liang's elite troops as a native tile dog, and then watched Yan Liang swagger in the army. Guan Yu even said that Yan Liang "sold the first ear" and looked down on the famous Hebei star.

Guan Yu's evaluation of Yuan Shao's army and his contempt for Yan Liang show that Guan Yu has such arrogance in his bones. Fortunately, Guan Yu finally killed Yan Liang and proved his boast, otherwise this passage would be regarded as a joke. It can be seen that Guan Yu is very powerful. Although he speaks arrogantly, he is the most arrogant person in the Three Kingdoms.

Lu Bu, the first military commander of the Three Kingdoms, regarded the heroes of the world as dirt. Lu Bu is recognized as the first military commander in the Three Kingdoms. In terms of one-on-one combat capability, it is unparalleled. Whoever can survive under Lu Bu will be famous all over the world. Therefore, Lu Bu is also very arrogant. Holding a painted halberd and riding a red hare, people often don't treat others as human beings. When the 18th Route Governors crusaded against Dong Zhuo, Dong Zhuo was frightened to disgrace and hurriedly called people to discuss countermeasures in the future. Lu Bu said, "Father, don't worry. The governors outside the customs regard it as dirt.

I would like to mention the difference between the tiger and the wolf, cut it and hang the door. "Appear very arrogant, feel you can sweep the 18th route governors, don't put others in the eye. You know, the soldiers of these 18-route warlords are stronger than Mazhuang, and they all have generals who can fight. Lyu3 bu4 is too arrogant to underestimate the enemy. But even so, although Lyu3 bu4 was repelled by Liu in front of Hulao Pass, his personal ability was revealed, and this boast was not too harsh, so it was considered a juvenile frivolous.

Wang Lang, who has a strong self-esteem-"Just one word, discipline Zhuge Liang, surrender, and the Shu soldiers will retreat without fighting." Guan Yu and Lu Bu are a little crazy, but after all, they still have real skills, and what they say can be regarded as proof for themselves. However, some people talk to themselves face to face. For example, when Zhuge Liang attacked Wei, Situ Wanglang was confident that he could make Zhuge Liang retreat with his own mouth, but the ending seemed a bit funny.

The dialogue between Wang Lang and Zhuge Liang has now become a classic dialogue bridge on the Internet. Originally, Wang Lang wanted to teach Zhuge Liang a lesson, but he didn't expect to meet Zhuge Liang who was more stubborn than himself. He was speechless and angry with Zhuge Liang. Wang Lang, who once boasted in front of Cao Cao, the ruler of Wei, screwed himself up this time, and he was so angry. He not only made a fool of himself, but also humiliated Wei. Wang Lang said.

Mi Fei-Mi Fei regarded the talented people in the world as dirt, boasted and was a special person. He is arrogant and disdainful to anyone, and he also scolds Cao. But Cao Cao didn't kill him for fear that he was accused of killing celebrities. Instead, he sent him to Jingzhou to surrender Liu Biao, who was impatient with him, and handed him over to Huang Zu, the Ministry of Jiangxia. Huang Zu was not so patient, so he killed Mi Heng. What arrogant words did Mi Heng say? When Kong Rong introduced Mi Fei to Cao Cao, Cao Cao introduced Mi Fei to the talents around him, which shows that the talents around him showed their strength. Mi heng blurted out such a sentence:

"I know all these people, Xun may let them mourn and ask questions, Xun You may let them watch and guard the tomb, Cheng Yu may let them close the door ... Xia Houdun can be called' the perfect general', Cao Zixiao can be called' the guardian for money', and the rest are clothes hangers, rice bags, wine barrels and meat bags!" Mi Fei can be said to have damaged all the talents around Cao Cao, and all the famous military commanders could not get into Mi Fei's eyes. Too arrogant. Through Mi Fei's evaluation of Cao Cao, we can not only see that he speaks arrogantly, but also does not save face for the other party, and his words are very mean. For example, Xia Houdun's lack of vision and Cao Hong's greed for money both suggest their shortcomings and appear very arrogant.

Mi Heng's arrogance lies not only in treating others, but also in treating himself. He commented that he is "astronomical geography; Three religions and nine streams know everything; You can be Yao Shun in the afterlife, and Kong Yanxian in the afterlife. Is it related to laity? " Obviously, I overestimate myself and think highly of myself, so I can be called the first madman in the Three Kingdoms.

The above four sentences by Guan Yu, Lu Bu, Wang Lang and Mi Fei are all arrogant words. Guan Yu only looks down on Yan Liang and his army, Wang Lang looks down on Zhuge Liang, and Lu Bu looks down on heroes in the world but has real skills. Only Mi Fei thinks that he knows astronomy above and geography below, and thinks that Cao Cao is surrounded by amateurs and the most arrogant people. His words are also the craziest in romance.

In addition to the above arrogant words, there are actually many arrogant words in the Three Kingdoms that have not been illustrated. For example, Cao Cao's "I would rather teach me to fail the world than teach the world to fail me", and of course there are some small people, such as Xing Daorong's "Tell me my name to scare you" and Han Fu's "I have a general, Pan Feng, and I can cut Hua Xiong", which have now become a joke among lovers of the Three Kingdoms.