A joke that makes girls laugh.

1. My wife spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and turned into a beautiful woman to go home in a few days! When he came in, he said to his puzzled husband, "What's the matter? Don't know me? " The husband paused, then said in surprise, "Come in quickly, my wife is not at home."

2. One day, I suddenly found out that I have a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt, but I don't have a third aunt. So I went to ask my dad: Why don't I have a third aunt? I thought for a moment: Did Third Aunt die when she was young? My dad said angrily, your third aunt is your mother!

The boy said to the girl, "I fell in love with you the first time I saw you!" " The girl asked strangely, "When did you first see me?" The boy quickly explained, "It was a school day. I saw you and your family come to school. The skirt you are wearing is very beautiful! " ! ! "The girl was furious:" I didn't wear a skirt that day, but my mother did! " "

Speaking of a small secret bank, I finally pried open the safe and found there was no money in it, but I put some jelly in it. The thief was confused, but he couldn't come for nothing, so he ate jelly. The next day, Mr. Thief bought a newspaper specially to see how much influence stealing a bank can bring. Hey ~ since it made headlines, the only sperm bank in our city was stolen last night!

A few jokes! I don't know if I'm satisfied or not!