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Jianyu classic lines

1. Xiao Yu said: Master, why did Xiao Yu say before Lu Zhu died, "I would like to transform into a stone bridge and endure five hundred years of wind, five hundred years of sun, and five hundred years of rain, but Please ask this girl to walk across the bridge.

The abbot said: Before the Buddha Ananda became a monk, he met a young girl on the road and fell in love with her. The Buddha asked him, how much do you like this girl? Ananda replied: I am willing to transform into a stone bridge and be blown by the wind for five hundred years, the sun for five hundred years, and the rain for five hundred years, but only for this girl to walk across the bridge.

The abbot said: Then he is very good to you!

2. Zeng Jing said (Xiao Yu said): The abbot said, do I still have this blessing?

The abbot said: Go, the dead open their eyes for the living. The past mind cannot be grasped, the present mind cannot be grasped, and the future mind cannot be grasped. The future has become the present, and the present has become the past. Just go with it and see if you can get it.

3. Zeng Jing said: Don’t accept it.

Jiang Asheng said: Why, if you don’t collect it, it will get wet.

Zeng Jing said: Let it wet, why did you come to me? I ask you something, you have to answer me before the rain stops. I only ask once, will you marry me?

4. Zeng Jing said: "If you had 800,000 taels of silver, what would you do with it?"

Jiang Asheng said: "If I had 800,000 taels of silver, what would you do with it?" , you won't be with me."

Zeng Jing said: "Why?"

Jiang Asheng said: "You won't be with me because I think you are rich. Marry you instead of me."

5. When the green leaves lured Jiang Asheng -

Jiang Asheng said: Weird. It was the first time A-Jing went to a Buddhist temple to pay homage at night, and a crazy woman came to the house.

Come and see, everyone~ There is a crazy woman in my room, a crazy woman without any clothes. Come and see!

6. Jiang Asheng said: Okay, let’s eat.

Zeng Jing said: Aren’t you curious?

Jiang Asheng said: Even if you were a gangster before, you are still my wife. I love having you by my side.

7. When Zeng Jing said that she was injured and fainted at home——

Jiang Asheng said: Madam, it seems that you have caused a lot of trouble this time.

8. Jiang Asheng said that when facing the killer——

Jiang Asheng said: Did you injure my wife?

9. When Jiang Asheng said that he knew Zeng Jing was the killer who killed his father——

Zeng Jing said: Asheng, before you kill me, I want to ask you something thing. Have you ever truly treated me?

Jiang Asheng said: It’s absolutely impossible, I’m all false to you.

Zeng Jing said: Let me get rid of this evil and end this relationship.

Zeng Jing said: My Buddha is compassionate, please bless my husband Jiang Asheng to live a long life.

Zeng Jing said: After I die, you take the money and leave the capital. Get a wife and ask her to help you bear a son. Your heart won't stop.

10. Zeng Jing said that after killing the leader of the killer organization at that time, he was seriously injured——

Jiang Asheng said: Let’s go home. (Jiang Asheng said as he picked up Zeng Jing)

Zeng Jing said: When you get home, write me a letter of divorce.

Jiang Asheng said: Xiaoyu said something stupid, and the days to come will still be long.

11. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves hiding from the rain with you.

12. I am willing to turn into a stone bridge and withstand five hundred years of wind, five hundred years of sun, and five hundred years of rain, just for her to walk across the bridge! Sword Rain Lines

1. In order to awaken Xiao Yu, Lu Zhu is willing to show up and say: "The opportunity for Zen has arrived. I hope you can put down this sword in your hand and walk out of this path. I hope I will be the last person you kill!"

2. Lei Bin came to Feiyou Chen and immediately ran to tease his bird. Feiyou Chen warned him angrily: "I'm warning you, if you bully my bird again, I will Kill you..."

3. Women like to ask boys questions most, and they came out in Xiaoyu's mouth: "If you had 800,000 taels of silver, what would you do with it? ?"

Jiang Asheng's answer is really puzzling: "If I had 800,000 taels, you wouldn't be with me."

Curious. Yu Zhui asked: "Why?"

Jiang Asheng's answer is a classic quatrain: "You will not marry me because I think you will not marry you because I am rich."

< p> 4. The King of Wheels asked slyly: "Li Guishou did it? Why? Didn't you like your face before?" The alert Xiaoyu immediately asked and answered: "Why are you wearing a veil? I don't like your face. ?"

5. Big S's indigo seduces Jiang Asheng. Jiang Asheng immediately ran to the door and shouted: "Everyone, come and see! There is a crazy woman in my room, a crazy woman with no clothes. Mother-in-law, come and see!"

6. The moment when the Wheel King wanted to get rid of the colorful magician, he made a profound analysis: "If you want to practice magic, then practice magic, and if you want to practice martial arts, practice martial arts. , you always like to mix them up, it’s a miracle to be alive today.”

7. After knowing that Chakravartin is a eunuch, he faces Chakravartin who wants to use Bodhidharma’s body to restore his true form. Looking forward to his body, Zhang Qing smiled sarcastically and said, "Do you really think it will grow back? A group of us tried our best to grab Rama's body, but in the end it was a joke."

Zhang Qing : "It's not that you can't do it, it's that you don't!"

8. Facing Indigo's incomprehensible betrayal, Chakravartin King prepared to bury her alive, and said with great disappointment: "You died once before, and now you die again. It’s easy to master once.”

Wheel King: “Do you know why I buried you under the bridge? I like you so much that I can see you every time I walk across the bridge. If you don't, just close your eyes. If you don't, just close your eyes and it will be fine."

9. Xiaoyu asked the master if he could still have a marriage, and the master answered with wisdom. Said: "Go, the dead open the eyes of the living. The past mind cannot be grasped, the present mind cannot be grasped, and the future mind cannot be grasped. The future has become the present, and the present has become the past. Just go with your heart and see if you can get it?"

10. The most classic line in "Sword Rain" is this love confession: "I would like to turn into a stone bridge and be blown by the wind for five hundred years, the sun for five hundred years, and the rain for five hundred years, but I want this girl. Walk across the bridge. ”

11. The opportunity for Zen has arrived. I hope you can put down the sword in your hand and walk out of this path. I hope I will be the last person you kill.

12. Life may not be happy, and death may not be painful.

13. I would like to turn into a stone bridge and endure five hundred years of wind, five hundred years of sun and five hundred years of rain, just for this woman to walk across the bridge.

14. No matter how good your martial arts skills are, once you embark on the road of martial arts, you can never escape unscathed. We will be waiting for you on Huangquan Road.

15. I am warning you, if you bully my bird again, I will kill you...

16. After leaving today, I will chant sutras for you in the morning and evening to eliminate karma. , and ask the Buddha to make you realize that you can break all dharma, break all the pain in the world, escape from the sea of ??suffering, and reach the other shore.

17. The dead open the eyes of the living. The past heart cannot be obtained, the present heart cannot be obtained, the new future cannot be obtained, the future has become the present, and the present has become the past. Just go with your heart and see if you can get it.

18. The future has become the present, the present has become the past, go as you please.

19. Do you really think it will grow back? My ex-husband can’t do it, but you can’t!

20. What’s good about a man is that he should be a girl’s house. It’s more interesting to play with men.

21. Wheel King: "If you want to practice juggling, then do juggling, and if you want to practice martial arts, practice martial arts. You always like to mix them up. It is a miracle that you can live to this day."

22. Wheelrunner King: "You have died once before, and now you are comfortable dying again."

23. Wheelrunner King: "You know why I buried you on the bridge Come on? I like you so much that I can see you every time I walk across the bridge. Just close your eyes for a while."

24. Zhang Qing said to Xiao Yu: "Do you really like him, or is it just a man?"

25. Wheel King: "Did Li Guishou make it? Why? No "Like your face before?"

Xiaoyu: "Why are you wearing a veil?"

26. Xiaoyu: "If you have 800,000 What will you use it for?"

Jiang Asheng: "If I had 800,000 taels, you wouldn't be with me."

Xiao Yu. : "Why?"

Jiang Asheng: "You will not marry me because I think you won't marry you because I am rich." A complete collection of classic lines and dialogues from the movie Sword Rain

1. Zeng Jing said: If you had 800,000 taels of silver, what would you do with it?

Jiang Asheng said: If I had 800,000 taels, you would not be with me.

Zeng Jing said: Why?

Jiang Asheng said: You will not marry me because I think you will not marry you because I am rich.

2. When the green leaves seduce Jiang Asheng

Jiang Asheng said: Weird. It was the first time A-Jing went to a Buddhist temple to pay homage at night, and a crazy woman came to the house.

Come and see, everyone~ There is a crazy woman in my room, a crazy woman without any clothes. Come and see!

3. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, once you embark on the road of martial arts, you can never escape unscathed. We will be waiting for you on Huangquan Road.

4. Ananda said to Buddha Xiaoyu: I have fallen in love with a woman.

The Buddha asked Ananda: How much do you like this woman?

Ananda Xiaoyu said: I would like to turn into a stone bridge and be blown by the wind for five hundred years. After being exposed to the sun for five hundred years, I just wanted her to pass by the bridge.

How much will you like it?

But will you fall in love at first sight?

But wait without asking for anything in return?

Ananda, if you wait for that woman to pass by the bridge one day, then you will just pass by. At this moment, you have transformed into a stone bridge, destined to only stay with the wind and rain.

You understand all this, and you are still willing to suffer the fate just for that encounter.

Ananda, how much do you like that woman passing by on the bridge, so that you sacrifice your life and abandon the path, willing to suffer the misfortune of love?

5. I warn you, if you bully my bird again, I will kill you

6. After leaving today, I will chant sutras for you in the morning and evening to eliminate karma, and I pray that the Buddha will make you realize that you can break all dharma, break all the pain in the world, escape from the sea of ??suffering, and reach the other shore.

7. Jiang Asheng said: Okay, let’s eat.

Zeng Jing said: Aren’t you curious?

Jiang Asheng said: Even if you were a gangster before, you are still my wife. I love having you by my side.

8. When Zeng Jing said she was injured and fainted at home

Jiang Asheng said: Madam, it seems that you have caused a lot of trouble this time.

9. Jiang Asheng said when facing the killer

Jiang Asheng said: "Did you injure my wife?"

10. Wheel King: Was it made by Li Guishou? Why? Don't like your face before?

Xiao Yu: Why are you wearing a veil? Don't like your face?

11. Xiao Yu: If you had 800,000 taels of silver, what would you do with it?

Jiang Asheng: If I had eight hundred thousand taels, you wouldn’t be with me.

Xiao Yu: Why?

Jiang Asheng: You will not marry me because I think you won’t marry you because I am rich.

12. ~ Zeng Jing said (Xiao Yu said): The abbot said, do I still have this blessing?

The abbot said: Go, the dead open their eyes for the living. The past mind cannot be grasped, the present mind cannot be grasped, and the future mind cannot be grasped. The future has become the present, and the present has become the past. Just go with it and see if you can get it.

13. When Jiang Asheng said that he knew Zeng Jing was the killer who killed his father

Zeng Jing said: Asheng, before you kill me, I want to ask you something . Have you ever truly treated me?

Jiang Asheng said: It’s absolutely impossible, I’m all false to you.

Zeng Jing said: Let me get rid of this evil and end this fate.

Zeng Jing said: My Buddha is compassionate, please bless my husband Jiang Asheng to live a long life.

Zeng Jing said: After I die, you take the money and leave the capital. Get a wife and ask her to help you bear a son. Your heart won't stop. Classic lines from Bright Sword

1. Within two months, the cavalry company will not have any combat missions. Your task is to train. After two months, the cavalry company will be like an unsheathed sword.

2. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat and bayonet fighting, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Now, is it okay for the little devils to disrespect their ancestors?

3. We are cavalry, even without horses we are faster than infantry. Rush up to surpass the infantry, rush to the front, rush!

4. As a man, you are kind, affectionate, and a man. But as a soldier, especially a commander, you are not fucking qualified at all!

5. In the vast history, there was a general who died singing like the legendary thorn bird. At the moment when the thorns pierced his body, he did not realize that death was coming. He just let go of his singing voice that was comparable to that of a nightingale until the end of his life. However, when he pounced on the thorns, he knew that he was It was obvious, but he still had to do this, still stabbing the thorns into his chest. No, he did not die. The thorn bird after Nirvana finally achieved enlightenment and became the eternal fire phoenix of the Chinese nation!

6. What is Bushido? What I fight is Bushido.

7. If someone asks, among all the main regiment commanders of the Eighth Route Army, who is the best at fighting, no one can say. But if you ask who is the most courageous and the most capable of causing trouble, people will definitely say It's Li Yunlong!

8. Faith, what a powerful force it was. That’s the reason why you persevere when you want to give up countless times. You are willing to give your youth, blood, and even your life for her. It is light, it is electricity, it is warmth, it is a lighthouse on the sea in the vast dark night, standing on the edge of the sky, no matter it is corroded by wind and rain, no matter how shaken the earth is, it will not fall. That is the spark of hope that always shines in the most desperate situation.

9. Even if you want to die, you must die on the way to charge.

10. If I want to die, I want to die like a man. I can't die like this. If I want to die, I want to die on the way to charge.

11. If you want me to make my own weapons, fine, you can’t restrict my freedom. I have to have some autonomy! You want me to be a good boy, you want me to think of ways to get weapons, and you limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable!

12. Rather than miss the opportunity, it is better to attack decisively! I don't care if this enemy is increasing troops for Ping An. Even if he goes to pay his birthday, you can't let him succeed!

13. I want to see if a group of Japanese pigs feel pain!

14. No matter who is fighting peace, our 358th group will definitely help!

15. It is okay for an army composed of well-behaved children to be obedient and disciplined, but there are often no naughty children who can fight tough battles. Naughty children are often capable of great things. Such an army is often particularly powerful in combat!

16. Whether you are willing to accept it or not, this is a fact. It is not a scourge. When you encounter it, you should not avoid it, let alone retreat. Instead, you should actively integrate into it, understand it, and draw your own judgment. After you draw your own judgment, you should Trust your own judgment.

17. I wish our great mentor, great leader, great commander, great helmsman, the reddest and reddest red sun in our hearts, Chairman Mao, a long life! I wish Chairman Mao’s close comrade-in-arms, our beloved Deputy Commander Lin, good health! Always healthy!

18. A soldier can be beheaded by the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, but he must not be insulted; a soldier can die, but he must not lose his dignity.

19. If you rely on asking for instructions to fight, you won’t be able to catch up on any dish!

20. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong dare not do. Damn it, if he had one or two divisions, he would dare to attack Taiyuan!

21. We are a group of wild wolves, eating the flesh of the Japanese and chewing their bones!

22. One soldier is a raging enemy, and a general is raging in a nest. As long as I am here, the Independent Regiment will scream and fight, and they will fight tooth and nail when encountering the enemy. If one day I die, the soldiers of the Independent Regiment will still scream. I don't believe they will become cotton bags, why? Because my soul is still there!

23. Commander, just save a bullet. I told all the commandos that if we go up there, we are not going to survive.

24. Facing a powerful opponent, you must face the challenge even if you know you are outmatched. Even if you fall, you must become a mountain or a ridge. How awe-inspiring, what determination, what joy, what courage.

25. What, do you want me to send eight sedans to carry you to take office?

26. As the old saying goes, know your shame and then be brave! I, please, everyone!

27. It is said that a Japs can only fight with a bayonet twice. I don’t believe this evil. They carry a head on two shoulders. Japs are raised by humans and have long flesh. A big knife has to go through a hole. Even if I meet the Lord of Hell, I can still pull off a few of his beards!

28. We Eastern people don’t like forgiveness. We talk about blood for blood and tooth for tooth. We believe that only revenge can maintain our dignity.

29. Without the order of our leader, if the sky falls, we have to hold it with our head. Even if it enters the tiger's mouth, I can break off two of its teeth!

30. When we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins.

31. Even if he comes with the guards of the Japanese Emperor, you have to choke them to death in the cesspit one by one!