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God's answer to the boy's "I'm sorry"

God's answer to the boy's "I'm sorry"

Cute type

1, hum, I don't listen, I don't listen.

Say I love you 30 times, maybe I will forgive you when I am in a good mood.

Straight female type

1, yo, where can you go wrong?

2. Where are you wrong?

Don't just talk without practice, show some sincerity.

Considerate type

1, I am very angry with you, but I will be sad to lose you. Can you stop making me angry and sad?

2, angry to angry, not that I don't like you, won't you give me a hug and make up?

Interesting type

1. Why do you admit your mistake? I won't forgive you.

It's okay, I deserve it.

How much wine did you drink before you said this sentence?

4, just admit your mistake, durian and remote control are two washes.

Domineering type

1, read and unapproved.

If you know Wang, kiss me quickly.

3, miss your first offense, restore your boyfriend's treatment, and if you do it again, you will never be soft.

Heart to heart type

1, no, I can't stand it. I have nothing to do. Drink more hot water and reflect on myself.

2. it doesn't matter. You are my fish. How can I blame you?

Don't apologize, the ex-boyfriend has turned over a page.

Guiding type

1. How are you going to apologize? Do you have a detailed plan?

How are you going to make it up to me?

3. If apologizing helps, why do you want those brand-name bags and cosmetics?