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Humorous sentences that tease one's cold

1. Illness comes like a mountain, and I have a headache.

2. With a cold, the world is in chaos.

3, runny nose, sneezing, seeking comfort.

4. I really caught a cold this time. It's hard to say.

5. Who will comfort me when I have a cold and a fever?

6, when the body is weak, the mind is also slow.

7. Honey, my hot and cold makes me catch a cold.

8. The pain of breathing means not only missing, but also catching a cold.

9. If you don't take an umbrella, you will catch a cold; If you are not strong, you will get hurt.

1. Being sick is very unpleasant. Please take care of yourself!

11. The cold comes in a rhythm, so don't forget to have a prelude before coming.

12, a little uncomfortable, uncomfortable, I don't know when it will be better!

13. I have had hundreds of colds. You have a persistent high fever.

14. A cold is a continuous and tangled feeling.

15. How pathetic do I have to be to get a little sympathy from you?

16. Is there a child who caught a cold this afternoon?

17, flustered, short of breath, low air pressure, even God is not kind.

18, don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold, I'm afraid I will catch a cold.

19. When you come to menstruation, drink plenty of water. If you catch a cold, drink plenty of water. Water is everything.

2. Chen Er has a cold! Anxious to get angry, sad and not in the mood! Leave me alone!

21, don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold. I have poor resistance and am afraid of catching a cold.

22. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, I hope to shower it again later.

23. Sister, remember to put on more clothes when it gets cold. I won't let you go if you catch a cold.

24. Did you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal sounds and cough, or did you not care at all?

25. I sneezed and thought you missed me, only to know that I had a cold.

26. The exam is really annoying. The key is that I have a cold and I am in a bad mood. It's really not good at all!

27, lonely people, cold will drag on for a very long time, because she doesn't want to recover.

28. The weather is abnormal these days. I have a little cold and I am very upset. Who can understand?

29. I have a cold, which makes me feel terrible. No one cares about me, and I bear everything by myself.

3. I can't sleep with a cold and a stuffy nose. I feel a little annoyed and can't sleep. I sigh that the world is cold.

31. I am depressed, unhappy, and inexplicably annoyed. This is probably because I have a cold in my heart.

32. The child always kicks the quilt when sleeping. Fortunately, I found out in time that I broke my leg, otherwise I would definitely catch a cold.

33. Alas, I caught a cold again. I have no money to see a doctor, so I have to see a doctor myself. There will be an exam tonight, which is sad.

34. Today, the temperature is only 17-2℃. I caught a cold, and I am in a bad mood. Some things bother me when I think about it. It's really a loss for my wife and a loss for my soldiers.

35. Is everything not going well in a bad mood? The water heater is broken in a bad mood, and I caught a cold at the most annoying time. It really collapsed.

36. You have a stomachache. You drink Starbuck. If you have a cold, you eat vitamin C Yinqiao tablets. If your hands are cold, you wear gloves. What can I put here for Lin Daiyu?

37. I woke up this morning and found that my quilt caught a cold. I can only be late! Not the teacher I want to be late, I want to accompany my quilt.

38. I have a cold, my nose is very uncomfortable, and I can't help sneezing all the time. I want to go to bed early, but I'm not sleepy, and I'm in a bad mood, annoyed and confused.

39. I caught a cold at a critical moment, and I was in a bad mood and annoyed. I felt really fragile and helpless. I don't want to talk, and I don't want to talk to anyone. I just let this state torment me and make me think more.

4. Things have been breaking out all day today. My seat was forcibly taken away by others, and I quarreled and was unhappy. What about buying books? This shit is really annoying. I was in no mood to read books, so I read three questions one day. I also caught a cold and lost my voice.

41. Many times people are nice to you, not because they like you, but because they like being nice to others.