A little joke that amuses others.

1, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

When I was in love, my dad didn't agree with my relationship with my husband until my husband came in and took off his shoes for the first time? My dad held his breath and said, young man, it tastes like my daughter. Take it away!

Don't complain that you live too tired and bitter. Like me, I used to be nothing, but now I'm different. Even the boss who is worth a million dollars took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: "Hey, waiter, come here for a moment"!

I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

In the final analysis, women are still emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

6. I heard that irregular rest is harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and cook regularly.

7. When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "

8. I was hospitalized for infusion last week, and the time to play mobile games passed quickly. When I looked up and saw the bottom of the bottle, I suddenly panicked and shouted, "waiter, it's full!" "

9. It is said that girls are made of water, and they are gentle and won't lose their temper. Me too. It's just that I'm Sprite, so I have to hold it. Don't shake or fall, or it will explode easily.

10, taking her daughter for an injection, she climbed onto the stool and said to the nurse, "Sister, please be gentle. If you hurt me, I will call you aunt tomorrow and grandma the day after tomorrow.