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Even when she was 60 years old, two romantic young poets drew their swords and committed suicide because they couldn't get her attention.
What kind of charm makes them crazy? How beautiful is she?
According to unofficial history's records, at a grand dinner hosted by Count Lixter, she appeared in front of everyone in a flowing long skirt. Long black hair flutters in the air, and two jewel-like blue eyes contain breathtaking light. Luxuriant dress is like a flowing flame, wrapping her slender body like white jade, and the whole person is like a moving fire spirit.
When she stopped, the silver moonlight shone through the window and covered her lightly. The gentlemen sitting here are all confused. They don't know whether this Countess Lixter is an angel who came down from the moon or a saint who will follow the moon to heaven.
It is said that her beauty has been maintained for nearly 50 years, and her beauty secret recipe is really scary.
She was bathed in blood. And only use pure girl's blood. She believes that only by soaking in their pure blood can she constantly absorb the essence and stay young forever. Before each bath, she also drinks at least half a liter of blood, which she calls "internal washing". She took a bath and killed at least two girls. In this way, in the long and dark 50 years, more than 2,830 girls were killed and all the bodies were buried under her private bathroom. This is also her idea, because she believes that the soul of young girls can drive away aging and dullness.
Because I often take a bath with blood, I always smell of blood on my body.
But she never covers it with any perfume, just let it be.
The combination of beautiful appearance and bloody smell has produced an indescribable rare charm in the park, which has fascinated countless young aristocrats. For a time, the reputation of Countess Li Kester spread far and wide in the European continent. Even the French emperor Louis XIV was not far from Wan Li and fell at her feet. There is a cocktail called "bloody Mary", which comes from it.
Until the Great Revolution broke out. The angry crowd caught the countess Li Kester, who was nearly 70 years old. In a rage, everyone burned her alive in their own bathroom. And blocked the castle. Since then, Cleopatra has passed away. Nevertheless, Countess Li Kester never fell in love with any handsome gentleman who flattered him, because she had been waiting for the day when her lover appeared again. When Countess Lee Kester 18 years old, a young man came to the castle. At that time, the man was wearing a gorgeous coat. He was alone and said that he had gone hunting and wanted to borrow a glass of water. Countess Li Kester not only gave him water to drink, but also fell in love with this beautiful man with elegant speech. Convince him to live in your house. But what Countess Lee Kester doesn't understand is that this young gentleman never wants to tell her his name. But Countess Lee Kester tried her best to make him happy during his stay in the castle. Five days later in the morning, the gentleman found Countess Li Kester and told her that he was leaving. Countess Li Kester was very sad and confessed to her husband in tears. Hearing the true feelings of Countess Li Kester, the gentleman insisted on leaving, but before going out, the gentleman gave Countess Li Kester a deep kiss and told her that maybe one day he would come back for her, hoping that Li Kester could be there. When this gentleman left, the Countess of Li Kai was gradually depressed in her long thoughts. The housekeeper who watched her grow up didn't want to see such a Countess Li Kester, so she took her to the local priest, hoping to help her find the man. But even the priest couldn't find this man, so the Countess Li Kai was depressed and ill in bed, and the housekeeper looked at the Countess Li Kai's face getting paler and paler. I was so worried that I didn't know until one day that hearing the girl's blood from there could refresh people and restore their beauty, so the housekeeper killed the youngest maid in the family and gave her blood to Countess Li Kester to scrub her body. In this way, the spirit of Countess Li Kester is getting better and better every day, and people are becoming more and more beautiful. However, the housekeeper found that Countess Li Kester was obsessed with the smell of blood. In order to wait until the man she loved was young and beautiful, she began to shower with the blood of girls every day, while the housekeeper kept looking for young and beautiful girls for Countess Li Kester, always ready when Countess Li Kester needed them.
After that, Countess Li Kester held a dance in her castle every night, inviting gentlemen from all over the world, hoping to see her lover again one day. Unfortunately, when the Great Revolution broke out, Countess Li Kester was burned alive in her bathroom, she still didn't wait for the man she thought she had loved for a lifetime.
No one knows who this mysterious man really is. Some people say that he is Satan (God's youngest son, with amazing beauty and wisdom, made a mistake because he was young and conceited, lost the wings of an angel and fell into hell), some people say that he is a wizard, some people speculate that he is dead, or there is no such person at all. This is just a fantasy of Countess Lee Kester. A story is always a story. Only the countess knows who this man really is and whether he really existed. Legend has it that the countess is a murderer, but there is no evidence to prove her criminal facts. The countess is real.
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