A joke about typos.

1. According to legend, Li Hongzhang has a distant relative who is unlearned. In his senior year, he took the provincial exam and got the test paper, but he couldn't answer a word. He used his quick wits to write down on the test paper that he was a relative of Li Hongzhang. But I can't write the word "qi". Write "I am nave's own wife". After reading it, the examiner criticized, "So I dare not bring (marry)." ...

2. An uneducated young woman wrote home: Dear Mom and Dad, please rest assured that I have become one with poor peasants and middle peasants. Now I sleep in a pit (kang) with Lao Lang (mother) every night, and my stomach (courage) is getting bigger and bigger ... Brother wrote back: Sister, I tell you a good news, my mother hanged herself (transferred to hospital) ... Don't worry about anything else.

The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

The physics teacher asked Ah Shui to print a report on free fall. . . Handsome inadvertently wrote that birds are free and naked. . .

6. One day, when Xiao Wu visited Chen Xiao's house, he happened to meet Xiao Chen. He was furious because his son made a mistake in his copybook. So Xiao Wu quickly persuaded Xiao Chen to say, "It's always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry? " Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu, "He always writes his ancestors as inferior ancestors. Do you think I am angry? " ?