Ask for the lines of the composition "Report to the Leader"

B silly to death

C is the leader

A: Leaders ... Leaders ... Dear male leaders, beautiful female leaders ... Dear male and female leaders, you have worked hard ... (Bow+Action)

Welcome to our honest village. I am the head of Honest Village. My name is Thornster. Has our clean village made any progress with the strong support of the leaders? I didn't expect to disturb so many leaders. Now I'll report his self-enrichment experience to the leader ... so, don't fall down, haha ... Come here, haha ... Come here ... Last year, with my help ... What did you come back for?

B: People will die. ...

A: Look at your grades. Come here ... come here ... dog meat can't be served on the main table. Really, the chain fell off at the critical moment. Come on! Don't be afraid! ... come and practice ~

B: Alas!

A: Don't be wrong!

B: OK!

I'm the leader now.

B: Alas!

A: How stupid!

B: Alas! A: Was the family poor before?

B: Leader ... Before, our family was so poor that we didn't have a meal. We borrowed rice from the Liu family today and noodles from the Wang family every day. The neighbors who borrowed it all hid when they saw me.

Squeak ... it's pathetic! (patting the shoulder)

B: Other people's homes are full of fish and meat. If I eat a turtle, my life will be improved. (A covers B's mouth)

Do you still want to eat turtles? We can improve our life by eating turtles here, do you know? If you drink a bowl of porridge, you can improve your life …

B: Yes. .....

A: how can I get it? Fortunately, this is a kind of practice. In case the leader comes, wouldn't it be a goof?

B: Village head! The lines are too long to recite!

A: A month. Can't recite it?

B: What's the truth? The more I think back, the more I feel sorry for my conscience.

A: Good ... Stupid as hell. Um ... When the leader comes, I'll give you 10,000 yuan as long as you recite what I wrote to you verbatim? (Pay attention to the action)

B: Ten thousand dollars?

A: How about that?

B: It's all right now! From the beginning of the leveling project, the village chief personally went to our home to teach me to raise pigs and gave me their ancestral secret recipe. In less than two months, our pigs were fat in vain, and I was worried to death the day they were born. Thanks to the village chief! My pig gave birth to a cub, another cub gave birth to a cub, and it actually gave birth to nine cubs, all thanks to the village head …

A: Haha!

B: I'm a famous pig farmer now. The village chief helps people raise pigs with money and treasure. Hey hey!

A: That's right! That's right. (b Pay attention to the action) The leader has come to keep this state.

B: Alas!

A: It can't be wrong!

B: As long as this is good, I won't be wrong.

A: Haha ... Don't worry!

B: Alas!

A: What? The leader is here? Here comes the leader. Oh, relax.

B: Alas!

A: We warmly welcome the leaders to be late.

C: Hello, everyone! Ouch ... Short haha ...

Hello, leader ... hello.

C: Hello, Short! Hello!

I look forward to your arrival.

C: Haha, I know it is not easy to inherit comrades-in-arms. This time I went to Honest Village to see its new look.

A: Our honest village is honest and only tells the truth.

That's good ... I heard that the target was "stupid" last year and became rich this year?

A: Yes, Ricky.

C: Call him to chat quickly;

A: Hey! This is stupid, don't talk, for fear that the leader will be unhappy.

C: That's all right.

A: I still have a few self-enriched experts here.

C: No, no. ...

Ah ...

C: I don't want to hear what is prepared; I'm just listening to silly. ...

Ah ... Do you want to hear the truth?

C: That's right!

A: I'll see if he is in.

C: Go and look for it.

A: Alas! Say "Yes+Action" proudly while walking. Haha … stupid … stupid … stupid …

Are you blind? I'm here!

I know you're here. I shouted to show that I called you! Stupid thing!

B: Oh!

A: Come on. ...

Ah ... ..

Meet the leader ... relax. The leader is a stupid comrade;

C: Hello, hello. ...

B: Ten thousand yuan at a time.

Captain: What did you say? This is?

Ah! He intends to earn 10 thousand yuan at a time this year.

C: Oh, oh. Ambitious ... ambitious ... haha laugh ... stupid.

B: Alas!

C: Don't be nervous! Relax, haha! Relax (concentrate on your work)

A: I can't send it, and he will collapse if I send it?

Don't be nervous ... tell me about it. I heard that your family used to be poor.

B: Ha ha! Before the leadership, our family was so poor that we didn't have to borrow the last meal every day. Today, we borrow rice from the Liu family and noodles from the Wang family every day. The neighbor next door who borrowed it saw me and hid.

C: it's not easy Hey … this chicken is so … stupid. Is this chicken yours?

B: No!

A: He didn't raise it. Does it still like me? Haha, he was raised by rich people.

C: How stupid!

B: Alas!

Can you tell me how to raise chickens?

Well ... why did he ask the chicken, not the pig?

How do I know what he asked? Besides, you can say anything you ask.

What did you say?

A: Raising chickens is similar to raising pigs?

B: Ah!

To turn pigs into chickens.

C: Come on ... stupid. Tell me about it.

B: Alas! Before the leadership, our family was so poor that we ate the last chicken and didn't eat the next one.

C: Hmm!

B: I'll borrow Liu's rooster today and Wang's hen tomorrow. The next-door neighbor will hide when he sees me.

C: Why do you borrow so many chickens?

He borrows chickens to lay eggs. ...

Oh, don't say "chicken". It's nice to borrow chickens to lay eggs.

B: Don't interrupt! I don't remember when you interrupted me.

C: Ha ha! Don't bother, don't bother. What's going on now?

B: Now, since the leveling project began, the village chief has personally come to our home to teach me how to raise chickens and give me their secret recipe. In less than two months, our chickens were fattened in vain, and I was anxious the day the chickens laid eggs. Thanks to the village chief!

C: Ah!

My wife, not my chicken laid an egg and another egg. It lays nine eggs at a time. Thanks to the village chief!

C: Haha ...

B: I didn't type well, village head?

A: You played well enough.

C: little Te! You are well prepared!

A: The leader won't say much, he is telling the truth!

C: That's right! Are you still an advanced family planning village?

A: This leader has also mastered it.

C: Silly ... Tell me how your village head took you to family planning.

B: leadership

A: I am personally responsible for family planning.

C: I know.

A: I will report to you.

C: You can go there. At first ... I listened to idiot, idiot. I knew it. ...

B: (B talks to A) Village head, this is another time! Leading our family is very poor. Only my daughter has no son. Borrow Liu's son today and Wang's son tomorrow. The son next door will hide when he sees me.

What about now?

B: Now, since the smoothing project began, the village chief has personally come to our house to teach me to have a son.

C: Ah …

B: They also gave their family's secret recipe.

C: Really?

B: In less than two months, my wife gained weight for nothing. The day my wife gave birth to her son, I was so anxious. Fortunately, the village chief delivered the baby.

C: Ah … Did you deliver the baby?

A: Not me?

B: It's you. Ku-Ku gave birth to a son, and Ku-Ku gave birth to another son. Ku-Ku, Ku-Ku, Ku-Ku gave birth to nine sons in one breath, all thanks to the village head.

C: Haha ...

B: I'm a well-known child delivery worker now. The village chief took me everywhere to send gold and silver treasures to help give birth to a son.

C: OK ... OK ... OK.

B: Village head, how did I play this time?

A: I will die in your mouth sooner or later.

C: great! Let's go Stupid. Why don't you tell me how your village head took you to gamble?

A: Leader ... Leader ... Hey! Leader, don't listen to him. I made it all up! Oh, dear! Help!