Short crosstalk to protect birds

I recommend the comic dialogue love birds to you.

A, tell everyone that I like spring best, don't I? I came to this forest as soon as school was over. Today I'm going to-

B, ah, spring has come, the earth is green, and Bai Niao is singing euphemistically, thinking-

A, bird, bird, how delicious should your meat be?

B, what a surprise!

A: This is my idea.

B, grass, you have slept all winter, and now you are so soft and tender-

A, it's better to trap birds at this time than at any time.

B, (a little disgusted) in spring, you are as charming and short as me-

So I have to shoot birds quickly. If I'm late, I won't be able to eat bird meat-

B, (looking at A, embarrassed) Look-

First, there is a bird flying towards the editing.

B, the eagle flying under the white clouds-

(Looking at the sky) Now is not the time. You scared my bird away. I'm not finished with you!

B, (unbearable) Are you finished?

A, (still looking at the sky) Every time!

B, (loudly) You're interrupting me, so you're welcome!

(covering her mouth) Shh-why is it so noisy? Didn't you see the trap on that bird? Really!

B, (throwing off A, making a loud noise) Why are you covering my mouth?

A, (sorry) it's over. You scared my bird away. What are you doing?

Didn't you interrupt me?

I didn't mean to. By the way, what were you doing just now?

B, recite poems, by the way, what do you think of what I recited just now/

A, that's great Kind of like-

Like what?

One, like a psycho!

B, you are jealous!

What kind of poem is that? Besides, can you shoot a bird as interesting as me?

B, shooting birds? Didn't the teacher teach us to love birds? Why are you still shooting birds?

Who shot a bird?

B, didn't you say you caught a bird/

Actually, I was just playing with those birds.

B, come down from the trap and play with the birds?

1. What happened to this bird? I didn't force it!

B, isn't it also sandwiched?

A, so it is the will of the bird to put it on the clip, which has nothing to do with me!

B, willingly? I think I was cheated by you!

It's not my fault. In fact, aren't those birds for themselves?

B, for yourself?

A When they saw the white and fat bug on the clip, they immediately had evil thoughts and just wanted to eat it. How selfish do you think they are?

B, yes, birds want to kill pests when they see them. This is selfishness! But some people, like greedy demons, want to eat birds at the sight of them. How wicked is such a person?

A, go, don't blindly contact. In addition, these birds are suicidal!

B, what's wrong with birds/

First, make noise and interfere with others' work and study-

B, is that right?

In a Chinese class, the teacher asked the tadpole to find his mother. At this time, a large flock of birds were chirping around outside. Hey, what a big crowd! This is the teacher asking me, where did the tadpoles leave the carp?

B, isn't that a good answer/

A, it's too easy. I opened my mouth and said, I flew to the southern Woods-

B what?

A, bird wow, the teacher got angry when he heard it. At that time, he gave me a lesson. You said, isn't this the interference of birds?

B, can this blame birds?

A, don't blame the bird for blaming you? You have relatives who keep birds. Do you care for birds so much?

I am not related to this bird.

One, another time, even more irritating!

B, what now?

It was a clear and cloudless spring morning in Wan Li. I'm on my way to school. The green grass is shining with crystal dew, the charming wild flowers are competing for beauty, the industrious bees and butterflies are dancing with local flavor, and the warm spring breeze blows my long hair-

B. Long hair? Are you a man or a woman?

A, I'm still a man!

What about your long hair?

A, that's what I imagined. Just then, a large flock of birds flew over my head. Unconsciously, suddenly something cold and wet fell into my neck. I touched it with my hand (making it disgusting)—

B, what is it?

A handful of bird droppings!

B, bird droppings?

A, you said this scum bird didn't find a place to shit and used my neck as a toilet. Do you think my neck is a toilet?

B, never heard of it?

A, tell me, these scum birds don't pay attention to environmental hygiene. Isn't this against social morality?

B, it's really unreasonable!

A, besides, when they fly, they are either in groups or in pairs. Is this more like it? The teacher taught us to aim high, study hard and not fall in love early, but how old are these birds? They are inseparable. What a scandal!

B, joke, if birds grow up to your age and then fall in love, I'm afraid there will be only ostriches left in this world.

Besides, they also steal wheat, millet, sorghum and other grains. Isn't that theft?

B, ok, ok, the more you talk, the more irrelevant it is. After a while, the hotel will become a bathroom.

A, then I read a book and realized that I was really wrong!

B, what book?

Birds are friends of human beings.

What does the book say?

A, a bird can kill tens of thousands of pests a year, and pests can always kill one or two crops. In this way, a bird can protect hundreds of kilograms of grain a year. How big is this contribution?

B, it's big enough

Do you think I should still shoot birds?

Second, about birds stealing food-

A bird can eat at most one and a half kilograms of grain a year. What is it compared with their contribution? Besides, don't you do it once a year? Has several hundred Jin of grain turned into fertilizer?

B so is it!

A, I will never shoot birds again. I appeal to more students to love birds.

B how did you appeal?

I learn bird language and chirp. . .

Fuck you.