I haven't found a funny joke with a stomachache for a long time. Give me more than three jokes that make me laugh.

the child asked his father where he came from. His father said, "I picked it out of the cupboard." Ask mom again, mom says: "mom dreams that there is a child on the pillow, and you are there when you open your eyes!" " Ask grandpa again and answer: "Grandpa wants to have a grandson. When the fairy knows, he will send an eagle to send you to our door." In the evening, the child wrote a composition: Our family is terrible. We haven't had sex for two generations. Three men compete with each other in marksmanship. The first man put an apple on the other's head and smashed it with one shot. He blew the muzzle and said, I am Zorro! The second man put a cherry on the other head and smashed it with one shot. He blew the muzzle and said, I am 7! The third man put a sesame seed on the other's head and blew his head off with one shot. He also blew the muzzle and said, I am sorry! A foreigner asked me, "Will China's post-8s and post-9s be able to do such a thing?" I said, "Of course, I don't mention anything about internal force and hidden weapons. The deepest part of Kung Fu is acupuncture, and we all know it." The foreigner expressed doubts, so I immediately practiced a few hands to show him: rubbing Tianyin point, squeezing Jingming point, rubbing Sibai point, and finally a big trick: scraping eyes by pressing the temple wheel. There is a Zhouyi class in a university. The teacher came in with a compass and walked around the classroom. Then, he spit out a sentence: "Students, it is not suitable for class today, after school!" Someone was sleeping in class, and when the teacher saw the fire, he told him to solve the problem on the blackboard, ready to humiliate him in public. Only when he stood up, the teacher began to sour him: "You dare to sleep in class because of your poor grades. You are shameless and you will sleep ..." As a result, someone solved the problem beautifully. The teacher suddenly felt a little embarrassed. As a result, he walked back to his seat, sat down and said frankly, "I'll sleep first, and you'll ask me later ..."' Lu Yu and two old people were playing chess, and I watched the game on the side, and the disk was very anxious. For ten minutes, the two old people had been thinking, and after a long time, one of them looked up and asked, Who is it? The other party replied: I don't know! Two old men in Lu Yu were playing chess, and I was watching the game. The disk was very anxious. For ten minutes, the two old men had been thinking, and after a long time, one of them looked up and asked, Who is it? The other party replied: I don't know! Dad asked his son, "Who will you marry in the future?" The son said, "I want to marry my grandmother. She loves me!" " Dad scolded: "You fart! How can you marry my mother? " The son retorted, "You can marry my mother, why can't I marry your mother!" " On the bus, a buddy was cutting fruit, cutting and cutting … suddenly he paused the game, and his hands might be rubbing on his clothes because of sweat … I asked, "Dude, what are you doing?" He raised his head and raised his hand and said to me faintly, "Sharpen the knife ..."' A robber slipped into the jewelry store and pointed a gun at the boss and said, "Give me a ring, hurry up!" The boss was scared to death and handed in a diamond ring. The robber looked at it carefully and shouted, "I have to convince my fiancee that I bought it!" " My 5-year-old daughter asked her father to help her. Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be energetic again." Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "Hey!" Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..." One day, an old man came up to me and said, "Give me a mobile card, ok?" Then my friend said without looking up, "Master, someone is coming to smash the venue!" " Yesterday I pulled out the cupping and went swimming. I was swimming happily when I suddenly heard a little girl behind me say loudly, "ladybug!" " I didn't know what happened, so I looked back at her. As a result, she immediately cried and said to her mother, "Mom, ladybug essence ..." When I was in college, I played World of Warcraft with everyone. One day, when the guild was active, a buddy in YY voice had to leave anyway, and asked why she had to go to class in the afternoon. Suddenly, there were all kinds of disdain, all kinds of abuse and skipping classes in YY. This guy said, I can't. I'm a teacher. Instantly quiet. After watching Empresses in the Palace for a few days, I began to talk to my roommate with an accent. "Hey, the cake you bought today is excellent. Thick cheese with rich Mu Si is the best. I'd like to take a few more mouthfuls. Although I will gradually lose weight, I won't be indebted. " "Speak human words." "... the cake is delicious, I want to eat another piece. In the Chinese exam in primary school, the first half of the blank-filling question was-Gaoshan said to the sea: You are so broad! So vast! Such passion! So surging! The sea said to the mountain: (). A classmate wrote on the test paper: (Thank you for your compliment! ）。 The marking teacher burst into tears. . When a girl saw a boy sleeping in class, she sent a short message to her boyfriend: The boy next to me slept like a dead pig and drooled all over the beach. How funny! As a result, her boyfriend didn't get this message until midnight because of the bad internet. . . . The student asked, "Teacher, why is the straight line between two points the shortest?" Teacher: "You throw a bone out, do you think the dog will go around to pick it up or just run over to pick it up?" Student: "Of course, I ran directly to pick it up!" " Teacher: "Do you still ask questions that even dogs know?" The English teacher was furious when correcting the composition and said, "I have never seen such a bad composition!" Another teacher asked, "What did you write?" The English teacher said, "The story of the prince and the princess." "Not bad." "What's good, he wrote at the beginning that the prince asked the princess' ‘Can you speak Chinese? Princess "Yes!" The back is full of Chinese! ! Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang, and he died. On the day of the funeral, his family cried: Cool … Cool. Passers-by were puzzled and asked, "What are you cool about?" The family cried bitterly: "It's so cool … it's so cool!" . . . . . . .