A little joke about the policy to benefit farmers

A man always has a smile on his face and his eyes sparkle. He is either being sick or being mean, or he is cheating! A woman with enlarged breasts and slim waist, who is slutty and coquettish, will either pick your pocket or put a black knife on you! These days, men, monsters, and witches, be careful!

. The mouse was very depressed without a girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of vision. Mouse: What do you know? She is a stewardess after all.

A friend asked a bat how he could marry a mouse. The bat had tears in his eyes and said meaningfully: Alas! That day he took Viagra, which gave him strong firepower, and he jumped up to the ceiling, allowing him to get it.

I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you.

. The ant is lying lazily in the soil, stretching out one leg. Your friend asks you what you are doing? Ant: The elephant will come later, trip him up.

. When a magpie comes, mother says it is a happy bird and a guest; when a swallow comes, mother says it is a beneficial bird and a guest; when a crow comes, the child asks, are you also a guest? The crow cries: Yes, I am a hacker!

A beautiful woman found that her lipstick was too heavy, so she wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly realized, he caught up and said: Girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!

. Cucumber cried out for love, and Eggplant comforted her: love is not just sweetness and intoxication, but also heartbreak and tears. well! Who made you fall in love with onions?

. Yesterday I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change to another one. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become beautiful. He thought deeply. After a moment, he said, "I'll take the globe and look at it again."

.A girl is so ugly that she cannot marry and hopes to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let’s go, I don’t want the car anymore