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TVB's TV series "Jigong" (starring Liang Rongzhong)
The county magistrate asked the imperial doctor for help, but the imperial doctor said that only Jigong could cure the county magistrate and begged Jigong to forgive him. The county magistrate asked the county magistrate to seriously hear the case of Leng Xiaocui. After finding out the truth, he even punished Wang Shengxian and others. Cold tusya sister county magistrate's strange disease really improved. Leng Tusui thanked Jigong, and a young man was going to hang himself under an old tree. Suddenly Jigong appeared and asked why. The young man's name is Yang Dayi, a descendant of a famous soldier in the Northern Song Dynasty, who committed suicide because of repeated setbacks in his family. Jigong knew that Yang Da had a good thing to cater to Yang Dayi's heroic consciousness and asked him to do a good thing before he died. Liu, a young girl in the bamboo forest, was molested by Hua Yunlong, a flower thief. Just as Hua Yunlong was about to take Xiao Yunlong away, Yang Dayi stopped him in awe and struggled desperately with Hua Yunlong. Hua Yunlong quit when he saw that he couldn't get a bargain, but Yang Dayi, Zhu Xiao and all the nuns became heroes. He found the value of existence involuntarily and gave up the idea of suicide.
The third Jigong asked Yang Dayi why he didn't want to die. It turned out that Yang Dayi couldn't let go of his family and got engaged for him. Jigong taught Uncle Yang to spy on his unmarried lover and made Yang Dayi swear three times. When freshman Yang arrived at Westernization House, he saw Shinohara and mistakenly thought that the ugly girl was a young lady. He began to want to break his word, but he swore three times and began to work. Yang Dayi begged Jigong to help him recite the great compassion mantra, and then released the bride to let Yang Dayi lift the poison oath. When Ji Hong took back the bride, Yang Dayi found the bride in Shinohara as soon as she finished, and wanted to cancel her appointment. When Yang Dayi wanted to express her love to Shinohara, the couple and the groom hurriedly explained to Yang Dayi that their daughter had decided on her marriage. After hearing this, Yang Dayi froze. Shinohara and the groom begged Yang Dayi to help Yang Dayi let everyone go, but later they regretted it and decided to commit suicide. One day, Jigong met Lin and sold Lin to a large family.
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Lin learned that Jigong betrayed himself and made others angry. Yang Dayi stole a woman's dress that didn't fit, and came to Jigong and Lin. When they had misunderstandings and disputes, Yang Dayi found himself. Ji Hong and Yang Dachong rushed into Lin's dating room when they left Lin in a hurry and went to the restaurant for a blind date. Lin was furious and went to war with Yang. The matchmaker complains that Lin can't control bad things. Jigong went to the restaurant to find Zhitong, the host of Tian Tong Temple, and drank wine and ate meat with the monk Jigong. And he refused to admit the doctrine of Zhitong. Comrades blamed Jigong for violating the three rules and five precepts. The two men argued. Jigong appeared in Yang Dayi's restaurant and asked Yang Dayi to teach those bullies who bullied good people. When Yang Dayi fled and pursued Jigong, Jigong fled into the altar of Manichaeism. Jigong put aside Yang Dayi and couldn't help eating.
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The owner of the fragrant meat, an eight-year-old boy with a bald head, saw someone stealing his fragrant meat, so he grabbed Jigong in a sack, but Jigong stuck his head out of the hole in the sack and took the meat away. When Jigong was very surprised, he suddenly said that he would commit suicide. The bald boy took off his trousers and helped Jigong commit suicide. Yang Dayi chased him and saw Ji Gong commit suicide by hanging himself. He immediately advised Ji Gong to tell a positive and optimistic life truth, and promised to pay some money to redeem his armor and let him catch Hua Yunlong, a flower thief, but he must be skilled in martial arts. Strong Lin's help is enough, so when Yang Dayi arrived at the hotel again, Lin and Yang Dayi went on a blind date, which ruined Lin's good thing. Lin said sadly that he lived a poor and helpless life. He hopes to find the lower body and rely on Jigong to painstakingly teach them that "life is full of choices and hopes". Qi Xin cooperated to arrest Hua Yunlong, a flower thief, and finally Jigong secretly instructed them to catch Hua Yunlong.
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After Yang Dayi caught Hua Yunlong, he was left in the cold. He is not convinced. At the award ceremony, Fu Guichong rushed to the podium to grab the silver prize and exposed Yang Dayi's lies in public. Yang Dayi's big talk attracted everyone's anger. Yang Dayi is like a mouse crossing the street. Yang huddled under the eaves, came out under an umbrella and quietly gave the bald boy twenty-five taels of silver. Ever since I met the bald boy, I have imitated his dress and appeared in front of him. He told the skinhead to find Yang Dayi, who was very decadent. He told Liu Bang and Xiang Yu and Yang Dayi.
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In Jigong's restaurant, profiteers are punished and profiteers are punished. Several ruffians retaliated against Jigong, and Yang Dayi was led to fight with ruffians. As a result, everything in the restaurant was broken. The boss invited an official to put Yang Dayi in prison. The bald man pestered Ji Gong, hoping that Ji Gong would accept him as a disciple and cheat the blind mother-in-law to honor Ji Gong, but Ji Gong found that the bald man had to go back and apologize to the blind mother-in-law. When Jigong and Bald Man came to the junction of two villages, they met for a stone shaped like a bodhisattva. Jigger's truth that it is better to ask for God than to ask for himself makes a group of villagers wake up like a dream. A gambler with a high gambling debt asked for help. Because his wife and son were also caught by ghosts, he went to help gamblers and see how miserable the future fate of himself, his wife and children would be. Gamblers know their mistakes and help the public tell gamblers to bet in casinos and win ransom. His wife and son will be kidnapped and redeemed.
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Gui opened a gambling video game in the shop and tricked the neighborhood into asking his wife to take care of it. His wife wants to set a cheating game to trap Jigong and lose the grocery store. Gui lost the bet with the gambler. Knowing that his wife was in trouble and returned to the grocery store to save people, Gui taught the gambler a lesson, redeemed his wife and son, and finally woke up and stopped gambling. Seeing that the wicked people in Guangxi finally got what they deserved, the bald men took care of them curiously, but they were suddenly arrested by Manichaeans. Lin Hongzhi showed the believers "Mani Magic" outside the temple, and was tied up by bald men and chased to the mountain. Jigong took the believers up the mountain, and Lin also came to see his brother. Lin Hongzhi, the temple owner, was showing his "Mani Magic" to the believers, but he was disturbed by Jigong and exposed Lin Hongzhi's evil spirit on the spot. However, believers accused Jigong of being rich and admitted this leader. When Lin Ronghua was called a brother, Lin Hongzhi was shocked. Jigong, the killer, rescued Fu Gui in time and escaped with the unconscious wealth. His brother has changed, and the leader denies it, but Fu Gui thinks that Jigong stopped his brother and sister.
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After taking the oath, the three stupid thieves thought that "the profits of the League will be cut off" and they did big business. Three men threw the Holy Grail into the ruined temple, asking God to instruct Jigong to hide behind the Buddha statue and instruct three stupid thieves to rob Lin Hongzhi. The three stupid thieves are afraid that it is too difficult to help the public and refuse to become a Buddha. Three stupid thieves dare not recruit three tricks to help the public and master, and Yang Dayi is still in prison. Jigong's life is not easy. Going through the wall to Jigong arranged for Yang Dayi to do a heroic thing, but Yang Dayi was afraid of his centering and told Yang that this time, the hero could save the United States. Cai Yang promised three stupid thieves to sneak up the hill to see if someone appeared. It turns out that the door of Tian Tong Temple opens automatically. Lin Hongzhi's four donkey kong took them to the study. When Lin Hongzhi spoke his thoughts about the future and happiness, he erased the past. Now he wants Lin to make sacrifices for him, pretend to be a fairy and deceive a group of believers. I can't believe my brother has become so sad.
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Yang Dayi rushed up to fight with Lin Hongzhi. Jigong came to the underground cell and rescued many monks such as Bald Boy and Zhitong. It turned out that Lin Hongzhi occupied Tian Tong Temple and forced Zhitong and others to join the church. Jigong asked Zhitong to take back Tian Tong Temple. Zhitong and other monks took up arms and joined the battle with great strength. Seeing that Zhitong and others won a great victory, Lin Hongzhi had to withdraw Zhitong to thank Jigong for his help. Yang Dayi boasted that he was kicked back to prison by Jigong, but kicked Jigong and Zhitong into another prison. Enlighten and enlighten wealth together, but Zhitong said that Buddhism was too abstruse to understand wealth. Jigong used a simple metaphor to describe wealth, and soon understood that Zhitong had a new understanding of Jigong. Zhitong arranged for the monk to send Bald Boy and several children home. Bald men don't want the yamen to panic because Yang Dayi suddenly fell from the sky in prison. When the magistrate ordered the interrogation of Yang Da-yi, a noble man named "Ganoderma lucidum" came and asked the magistrate to release Yang Yin's family and let Yang take it to Master Jigong.
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Ganoderma lucidum took Yang Dayi to see Princess Ping 'an in Song Dynasty, because she was ordered by the emperor to marry Jin Guo. She had many questions and wanted to ask Jigong for advice, so she escaped from the palace privately with Ganoderma lucidum and wanted to entrust Yang Dayi to help find Jigong's whereabouts. Yang Dayi went out with the princess and Ganoderma lucidum, but she thought Yang Dayi didn't know manners and advised him. Yang Dayi feels bored. Suddenly, Yang hoped that Jigong would teach him manners, so Jigong told Yang Dayi an "eyebrow story". Yang Dayi finally understood that Yang begged for a long time with the princess. It is best not to find Yang Dayi for the princess. I secretly like Princess Ganoderma. Look at the warning in my eyes. Yang Can has no bad ideas about the princess. Yang Da was dissatisfied and decided to leave, but in the end he couldn't bear to come back. He promised Ganoderma not to charge any money to find the whereabouts of Jigong for the princess. Another bald boy quarreled with his father and left home after being sent back by two monks.
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The bald man was so hungry that he just wanted to steal steamed bread. After waking up, he regretted Jigong: "You can't steal if you starve to death." Three stupid thieves watched and arrested the bald boy in a ruined temple. Three children are already training in stealing skills. Two or three stupid thieves tried to cut off the bald boy's hand and make him beg. When the thief raised the kitchen knife, he suddenly turned into a snake and bit them. Three stupid thieves had three malignant tumors on their heads. At this time, Jigong quickly admitted his mistake and asked him to send the child home. Otherwise, when the malignant tumor will not disappear, the doctor will come to Ji Gong and ask him to treat my wife and ask him how many patients God has cured. Just a few cultists discovered the whereabouts of Jigong and secretly followed the doctor. They think that the ghost of the cult can't help being shocked, and they are convinced that Jigong is right, because he has no medical ethics and he is troubled by evil spirits. Now they have made a mistake. They promised Jigong that they would be treated and given medicine in the future, and Jigong would lead several Manichaeans to the Prime Minister's office and clean them up.
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Prime Minister Wen thought that Jigong would catch ghosts and treat him warmly, and asked Jigong to instruct his eldest son Wen who wanted to be an official. However, Wen hit the nail on the head that the parents of civil servants can only be mediocre officials. After hearing this, Wen suddenly realized that he was determined to listen to Ji Hong's statement. Since Jigong messed up the Manichaean altar last time, Lin Hongzhi has been holding a grudge and ordered him to assassinate Jigong and Lin. Unexpectedly, Jigong met a man who claimed to be a "white gangster" and wanted to ask Jigong for an aphrodisiac water book to charm the blind date. Actually, Lin saw Fugui and forgot to change the cup. The matchmaker drank "aphrodisiac water" and the wine was full of ugliness and wealth. He couldn't help sighing about his fate. When he asked Jigong to change his fate, he saw a handsome white horse. Jigong hinted that wealth should strive for wealth. When he proposed to compete with wealth, the fool and others were trying to assassinate wealth, but fortunately, he saved his life in Jintian and sent it to a farmer to treat his son Bao Xiao. When he saw Jintian, he was very generous, and he suspected his thief.
14 Ji Hong took two people back to Bao Xiao's home. Bao Xiao actually asked his parents to cut off their ears to heal themselves. Jigong taught the black sheep a lesson. Only then did they realize that they had been doing something wrong and finally regretted it. Before, Yang Da took the princess everywhere to find Ji Hong to meet the old woman and sell her daughter. It turned out that the local county magistrate was forced to sell houses and women. Yang Dayi flew into a rage. It happened that an official passed by Yang Dayi and complained in the street. Unexpectedly, in the sedan chair, the big corrupt official arrested Yang Dayi, took him to the yamen, beat him and let him go.
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The county magistrate didn't believe that Jigong said he could help him grow gold if he wanted to. He was anxious to take out his mother's gold and let Jigong plant two evil bells. Jason Chung volunteered to invite the monk to plant gold, and the county magistrate agreed that Jigong could exchange sixteen ingots of gold after casting a spell. When he came back, Jigong woke up on purpose. The county magistrate of Jason Chung learned that they had been put in prison. The county magistrate decided to let Jigong help him plant more gold, but Jigong made it clear that there must be "black gold", and the county magistrate showed that he could not take out all his money. At the same time, the county magistrate issued an order that the prisoner could be released as long as he could pay bail, and publicly sold the official princess Ganoderma lucidum to the yamen to save Yang Dayi. While waiting, the princess was cheated by a false Taoist temple. Bing Kun and the evil Taoist saw the princess's extraordinary temperament and wanted to sell it to a profiteer, Ganoderma lucidum, to save Yang. But I didn't see the princess panic. Ji Gong suddenly appeared and told the story. Jason Chung knew the whereabouts of the princess. Yang Ling went home to see Jigong in order to cure her mother's incurable hunchback disease. It turned out that the mother's back naturally hunched because her son bullied her neighbors for many years. Jason Chung finally woke up and decided to repent and turn over a new leaf.
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Zhong guessed the whereabouts of the princess, so Duke Ji asked Yang to save the princess. Yang, Ganoderma lucidum and skinheads broke into the Taoist temple at night to save the princess. But when Yang Gang went in, he got into a fight with a mysterious man. This man was in Jintian because he knew that the princess was captured and sneaked into the Taoist temple to find skinheads and Ganoderma lucidum sneaking into the Taoist temple to save the princess. In the chaos, he saw that the princess had escaped from Jintian and learned that Yang had come to save the princess. At this time, Zhong led the officers and men to the Taoist temple to catch a group of traitors and Ganoderma lucidum to meet Yang, only to find that they were princesses.
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Fortunately, in Zhong Jintian, Bing Kun and the evil Taoist drove back and took them out of danger. The bald boy wandered around the country with the princess. The princess realized that many country people had no food. The greedy magistrate couple was surprised to see that Jigong really knew how to "grow gold" and forced them to teach it. As a result, they planted all the gold in the backyard, but they were still not satisfied. It happened that my wife's brother sent an imperial envoy to escort soldiers to Beijing to persuade his brother to borrow money. As a result, all the gold and silver turned to stone, and the people sent their younger brothers to accuse them of robbing the official silver magistrate. The couple saw that after a lifetime of hard work, silver turned into stone. Ji Hong once led Yang and Lingzhi to find the princess. Jigong tried to help her out, but he didn't answer directly. Just told her some life problems. Ganoderma lucidum told Yang that the task had been completed and she could leave.
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Jigong understood what Yang wanted, so he told Yang and Guangtou to find three stupid thieves, and then he could go to see the princess. Yang Heguang came to the ruined temple and found that the three silly gods were saving lives. They asked how to kill Fu Gui successfully and got a reward of 5,200 silver. Yang couldn't help worrying, forcing three stupid thieves to look for it together. Since they met Zhong Jintian, they still feel that they have some shortcomings. So they went to the brothel and asked the red uncle to teach them how to please men. When Yang and others came to wait for the bald boy outside the brothel. See a big fool appear. I was going to assassinate the rich man. In a brothel, the rich man showed his charm to a distinguished guest. Who knows that this distinguished guest once met the "Eight Emperors" on a date. Yang broke into the wing. The fool and others took the opportunity to catch the rich man, but he met the fool and fought with the Eight Emperors. Yang Chengluan escaped from danger with wealth. I was very moved to see Yang Ken lay down his life to save him.
After 19, the princess quickly realized a lot of life truths. She often buys wine and meat to honor Ji Gong and constantly asks him for advice. When talking about the first weakness of human nature-greed, suddenly, an upright official Wen appeared in official clothes, holding two death row prisoners in his hand, asking Ji Gong to take the opportunity to talk to the princess. Although upright, she is stupid. Princess unknown so Ji Hong pointed out that the murder case was full of doubts, otherwise a stupid official would jump to judgment immediately. When death row inmates questioned, they found something wrong. When Jigong left, let Wen go by land and ask Wen to remember not to make mistakes. Unexpectedly, Wen did make a mistake on the way and gave it back to the owner of the joint shop, Grand Theft Auto Sun Erniang. My younger sister knew that I was being escorted and was going to kill Wen, but she was caught by Sun Erniang's tricks one by one.
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Sun Erniang tried to kill Wen, but I didn't make any noise to stop him. I told him Wen was not a traitor. Originally, I came with Sun Erniang. Sun Erniang is a descendant of Zheng Yuegujun and hates traitors because of Yue Fei's death. At this time, the traitor Qin Gui's men helped the public. When the Princess and Ganoderma appeared, Jigong advised Sun Erniang to resolve his hostility and resentment towards the imperial court, and Sun Erniang also decided to turn over a new leaf and released the article. Ji Gong asked Wen whether he had abided by the Ten Commandments, and China knew that he had committed crimes. Yang Da and his bald head came to the restaurant to meet Ji Hong, and Fu Gui hit it off with the princess. Wen found that my case still had doubts, so he took two prisoners back to the yamen to visit Jigong, waiting for Wen to see Sister Leng Tusui. Street artist bully Wang Shengxian appeared to flirt with cold sister Ji Hong, which is to tease Wang Shengxian. Xiaocui told me another version of the case. One day, two people were performing arts by the roadside, and Wang Shengxian molested me and met a hard lesson. Wang Shengxian was not convinced, so he asked the senior officer to arrest me.
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After hearing this, I began to wonder if I was a stupid official. Yang Dayi and Xiao Cui and others think that people are too polite and treat people without official authority. People trained Wen to start experiments. Although Japanese took out the adjutant's power and repeatedly asked rotten ears, who knew that everyone couldn't understand rotten ears, the local accent, and the teacher Uncle Wen acted as a translator, but he translated at random. Finally, Kikuji Palace appeared as a teacher's translator, boasting and forcing her ears to spit out the truth. Uncle Wen suddenly fainted and had to suspend the trial. Although everyone suspects that Uncle Wen has something to do with the case, the article is biased. Uncle Wen and Yang Dayi designed to discuss the truth. Night Taoist Ji pretended to be the mastermind. Yang Dayi and Fu Gui pretended to be killers and went to prison to assassinate their rotten ears. I came in time to rescue them. I also forced them to supply rotten ears with cold people, and finally the mastermind said the text. After listening to Uncle Wen's words, I couldn't resist a bolt from the blue.
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Jigong told Bald Boy to find a way to find wine. Xiao Cui couldn't stand it anymore, so she took Jigong to steal wine. They came to the brewery and saw a girl lying in a hospital bed. Jigong cured the girl easily. Xiao Cui found it really interesting for monks to be disciples of Jigong. Wen learned that Wang Shengxian was drooling over her beauty and planned to rob her tomorrow. Wen was furious and asked Ji Gong to help him. Wen proposed to play a good play with Yang Dayi, punish Wang Shengxian, dress up as a matchmaker and three stupid thieves, and so on. Zhai said that Wang Shengxian came to a village house to help Wang Shengxian rob relatives, thinking that he had killed Xiaofeng by mistake and was stolen by someone sent by Wen Ling. In order to get rid of the crime, Wang Shengxian paid off all the people at great expense. Uncle Wen seems to understand Wen's worries, so he comes to drink and says he wants to be a good official. Later, Uncle Wen went home and hanged himself. Wen can't help but feel sorry for it.
The 23rd session
Since then, Wen has strengthened his determination to be a good official and have a lover with Xiaofeng. In order to avoid Xiaocui's entanglement, Jigong sent the bald man home in a hurry, which made the bald man's father realize his mistake. Father and son understand each other. Jigong met Jintian when he was drinking in a restaurant alone. When they talked about the topic of love, they were blindsided and found that Jigong was busy reporting to Lin Hongzhi. Lin Hongzhi finally realized that we should deal with Jigong with "color". He wandered into a brothel to see it, but the brothel met Yuan Zhitong. For Zhi Tong, I want to experience being an ordinary page in this brothel after being touched by Jigong. The two of them were attracted into a casino by the shouts and cheers next door. Zhi Tong walked around with Ji Gong and found Xiao Cui gambling with guests in the casino, and ran away in a hurry.
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The fool begged Jigong to accept him as a disciple, refused to be lured by good wine, and invited four showgirls to dance lightly. It turned out that this geisha was invited by Manichaeism to invite the oriental female killer, but when she was about to assassinate Jigong, she accidentally injured Lengtu Sui. Jigong beat off the female killer, and Qi Xin worked together to save Xiaocui from Xiaocui who was seriously injured. Jigong didn't know what to do, and even lost his magic. Only Zhitong took care of Xiao Cui, taught Jigong how to bear the responsibility of making money to support his family, and arranged for Jigong to be outside the king. When asked about his skills, Jigong couldn't help boasting. Suddenly Ji Gong saw his children chasing the maid. Jigong and Zhitong saw that the son was spoiled. Without a tutor, they couldn't help but scold him and let him go home. Like Xiaocui, he had expected that Jigong would not succeed in finding a job. Jigong assured Xiao Cui that he would make money to support his family.
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Jigongxian Street set up a stall to watch people's lives, but he never changed his mind. He likes to teach people to scold away guests. Xiaocui suggested to Jigong that they work together to make a living by selling weapons, but he still failed. Zhitong found Yang Dayi and the princess and told him that Jigong might be in love. Everyone was surprised to find that Jigong and Xiaocui were both surprised. But when I saw them sleeping in the same bed, I didn't quarrel about Jigong's wedding. Xiao Cui saw Jigong's expression and knew that Jigong didn't want to get married. So he told them what Xiaocui was doing when he was drunk and sleepwalking in Jigong's bed last night. Nothing happened. Jigong went out to drink and have fun with everyone. Princess and others sarcastically said that Xiaocui must be very sad and have the opportunity to commit suicide. Jigong hurried home to find Xiao Cui.
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Jigong went home to be a mortal with Xiaocui, and Xiaocui was very happy. That night, the two of them are preparing to welcome the bride. Suddenly, four Japanese female killers came to Jigong. They want to beat off four of them. Xiaocui died trying to help the public. After Xiaocui's death, Jigong became stupid and lost his magic. Everyone is worried. The second prince of Jin hoped to collude with Lin Hongzhi to kill his brother. Lin Hongzhi of Jintian tricked him into killing Jigong for himself. Everyone wants the bald man to wake him up. At this time, Dagong led the believers to kill Yang Dayi and.
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When the big fool launched a Christian attack, the bald boy finally rescued Jigong, got his magic back, and scared off the big fool's men, only then did the big fool know that he had been cheated by Lin Hongzhi. Ganoderma lucidum's mother has been worried about her daughter's marriage. Zhitong on his deathbed proposed to find someone to pretend to be Ganoderma lucidum's fiance. Everyone thought that Zhitong and Ganoderma lucidum, the best candidates for Zhitong, had returned to China. When he saw Zhitong's mother, he fell ill at once. In addition, he also plans to marry Zhitong and Ganoderma lucidum. Zhitong didn't expect the fake play to be done, but Jigong and others ignored the big fool and learned the true face of Lin Hongzhi, trying to accuse Lin Hongzhi of misleading people. Unfortunately, in vain, Lin Hongzhi learned that Jigong had resumed his magical power and broke the evil law of the Golden State Teacher, but Prince Jinzhi got rid of Jigong, and Lin Hongzhi needed help to kill Jintian. In order to attack Dasong, Jin Tianzhong met the bald boy and three stupid thieves. At the same time, Lin Hongzhi sent a killer to hunt down Jintian Jintian and killed the enemy with explosives, but he was seriously injured. Bald boy and three stupid thieves are busy rescuing Jintian.
The Eight Emperors appeared and told the princess that the Emperor of Song Dynasty wanted to betroth the princess to the Prince of Jin. Eight emperors knew that the princess didn't want to find someone to replace her, and learned that the princess decided to exchange princesses with Fan in the State of Jin. As a result, the princess wrote a love poem on her handkerchief and gave it to Fu Gui. When she hoped that Fu Gui could give it to her sweetheart one day, the princess also told Fu Gui that she had met a knight-errant she liked, but they didn't know that they loved the same person.
At 29: 00, it was decreed that the emperor of the Shang Dynasty made Fugui a Princess of Peace, and Yang Da sent an imperial envoy to protect Fugui and went to Jintian and Fan Jigong to treat injuries. When the princess saw Jintian, she secretly told the bald man to send a message to Jintian for herself. Although Jigong got in the way, Jintian understood the princess's intention. According to the imperial edict, the official policy of the upper court sealed the wealth, and the lower court prepared to bid farewell to the wealth together with Fan. Who knows that Yang couldn't help crying, and wealth finally comforted Yang.
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On the way, Yang and others accidentally met Jintian. It turned out that Jintian received the news that his second brother wanted to kill himself and reported to Fu Gui. The princess and Fu Gui were pleasantly surprised to meet their sweetheart. At this time, Lin Hongzhi led an army to raid Fu Gui. Fortunately, the fool and others have already come to destroy Lin Hongzhi. The second prince and others came out from Jintian to teach Yang to protect the princess and distract the second prince. Yang Yuezhan and others went deep into the jungle and made a fortune. Seeing that there was still an ambush in the jungle, they were afraid of being caught by a madman.
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Zhong Jintian and the second prince fell off the cliff after a fierce struggle. Fortunately, Jigong saved Zhong Jintian's wealth in time. Lin Hongzhi took him back to the Manichaean altar and called on Fu Gui to help him destroy Dasong. Hong Zhiyang and others came to Tucheng, hoping that the fool would drown his sorrows and communicate with Jigong, but Jigong saved Zhong Jintian to the home of a cannonball expert. He met an artillery expert in Zhong Jintian for fear that Jigong would find himself building a cannon. Fortunately, seeing that Jigong was just drunk, Zhong Jintian asked the artillery expert about the progress of the artillery. The artillery expert immediately showed the cannon to Zhong Jintian. At the same time, three stupid thieves went to a brothel and found that their clients were separated. The eight emperors were extremely happy, just the opposite of their own situation. Suddenly, a cannonball flew to Eight Emperors, and three stupid thieves went up in smoke. Three stupid thieves were worried that their bald heads would be hit by shells. Fortunately, the skinheads had already escaped, and pointed out that the shells came from the home of artillery experts and went to check them out.
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Meet eight emperors in Jintian. Eight emperors knew that Jintian wanted to attack Dasong, who was an enemy of Jintian, with artillery. When the two were trying to get rid of the sword, Jigong stepped in. Jigong ordered the bald man and three stupid thieves to bring explosives to the Manichaean altar to help Yang and others rescue. Yang Dayi and others were not rich, and the princess was so anxious that she had to treat a group of Manichaeans with the method taught by Jigong. I hope everyone will tell Lin's whereabouts, but when Manichaeism didn't get the princess, they suddenly drank wine. Awakening used violence to scare a group of Manichaeans that wealth was tied to the altar of Manichaeism, and Lin Hongzhi repeatedly advised wealth to decide that killing wealth was invalid and wealth was prepared to fight hard, which made Lin Hongzhi helpless, but at this moment, three stupid thieves threw explosives in the civil strife of Manichaeism, putting wealth in danger. Fortunately, Yang Heguang arrived in time.
Lin Hongzhi went to see the second prince and told him that all the plans had been carried out seamlessly, but they were destroyed by the palace. The second prince is willing to kill Zhong Jintian at any cost. Suddenly, Lin Hongzhi killed two Buddhist teachers and told the second prince that he would blame the incident on Jigong. Then he went to ask the master of Buddhism, Master Dust-Free, to come out of the mountain and kill the Jigong. When we learned that wealth and poisoning were both dangerous, everyone was greatly worried, but on the other hand, Kikuji Palace was able to face it more calmly. Ji Gong believed that a person's life and death depended on the person in power, so he led people to say some encouraging words to Fu Gui. Everyone cheered for Fu Gui, but no one could keep the precepts of helping the public. Encouragement was useless, but when Ji Gong thought that Yang Dayi and Fu Gui were still in love, he thought of another way to revive Fu Gui. Yang Dayi was willing to change blood for Fu Gui and finally saved him.
When Lin Hongzhi found the Dust-free Taoist priest, he thought that he could cheat Dust-free with a "bitter plan", but he saw through the trick of Dust-free and hit Hongzhi hard. Dustless fell from the cliff. Although he knew that the two Buddhist teachers were not killed by public office, he decided to go down the mountain to avenge Jigong. Although Zhong Jintian and Princess can meet again, because they are in different countries, I am worried that this relationship will become a shadow. Three stupid thieves sued Ganoderma lucidum and went to the brothel. Ganoderma lucidum mistakenly thought that Zhitong had another affair, and the two were furious and confronted Zhitong. However, there is a misunderstanding that Ji once again appeared in the casino to redeem his sweetheart. Unexpectedly, he met Dust-Free, from which he caught Zhi Tong. He learned that he wanted to amuse the dust-free and bald boy himself. In fact, Kikuji Palace knows that dust-free is too violent, and hopes to bring dust-free to experience the human side around him.
In order to save the village girl, Wu Chen learned that Ji did not hesitate to sacrifice his feelings. He was very moved to save Ji and the village girl from the bully. The first time he tasted the taste of saving people, he felt very comfortable, but Hijigong was still fighting for dust-free, and finally went after Hijigong. Chased for a circle and accidentally fell off the cliff. It turned out that the Jigong intentionally let the dust-free cross just visiting and witnessed how Lin Hongzhi killed his daughter and son-in-law. He learned that he had been cheated by a traitor, and hatred overwhelmed everything. He just feels that he hasn't repaired enough.
Ganoderma lucidum has been hiding in the Buddhist temple since Zhitong dialed the wrong number last time. Ji Gong taught Ganoderma lucidum to write down the words "three obedience and four virtues" to Zhi Tong, but Zhi Tong only eliminated his anger towards Ganoderma lucidum. When the emperor and eight emperors came to the princess, he was pleasantly surprised when he saw the emperor laughing with Zhong Jintian. When he learned that everyone had done a lot of good for the princess, even the big fool was made a general. At the same time, Ganoderma lucidum learned that Zhitong had sneaked away and went to the brothel to ask the emperor and the eight emperors to have fun. I proposed a blind date, and the emperor was very interested. He decided to try it as a scholar. But Jigong pointed out that they were dressed too rich, but it would be better if they were poorer. The emperor did as Ji Gong said, but Ji Gong led them to Longfeng Store for blind date. The blind date girl dislikes the emperor and the Eight Emperors. She is poor and old, but she is taken care of by her mother. She was willing to take care of the eight emperors, which moved them very much.
When the emperor saw Fengfeng, the proprietress of Longfeng Store, and extended a sympathetic hand, he couldn't help being interested in Fengda. He approached Fengfeng Store day and night to work. The three stupid thieves in the palace listened with wealth. Ganoderma lucidum and the princess talked about Yang and other personnel, so they had to report to Yang and Zhitong urgently. After hearing this, Zhitong decided to leave. Even Yang saw Zhitong's miserable situation and slipped away by night. General Jintian arranged to meet the second prince. Unexpectedly, the second prince said that he didn't want to be emperor, but he was always dissatisfied with his father and ignored his desire to lose to the second prince.
The second prince wanted to kill General Zhong Jintian and lay down his life to protect Zhong Jintian. He was injured in Zhong Jintian, leaving behind Fu Gui and Ganoderma lucidum. He was very nervous when he learned that Yang and Zhitong had run away. When he went out to look for him, the princess dreamed that she was in distress in Zhong Jintian and was very worried. Unexpectedly, the princess decided to go out and look for Zhong Jintian, but instead of finding Zhong Jintian, she met Lin Hongzhi and was taken away by him. Jigong sent the bald man to the brothel to find three stupid thieves, and led three people to the home of an artillery expert. It happened that they were also injured in Zhong Jintian, and their son was in danger, risking his life to save him, but the second prince was ungrateful. He was blown off the cliff by a mine. Fortunately, Jigong and Dustless have already fallen off the cliff. Then when the second prince and three stupid thieves didn't know how to save Jintian, Jigong appeared. He let three stupid thieves find Yang He and use their blood to save them. The three stupid thieves in Jintian came up with a trick of pretending to be Jigong to attract Yang He.
Lin Hongzhi beat three stupid thieves out of the water, and three came back to get Jigong's head. When these three stupid thieves had nothing to do, they finally met Wealth and Yang Er. They called off the truce and returned to the palace. The second prince threatened everyone to escape from the palace with Ganoderma lucidum, but Jigong asked Zhong Jintian to catch the second prince. Seeing that the second prince didn't listen, Yang finally won over the second prince with real kung fu, and pointed out that he had actually been patient with the second prince, and finally realized that he promised not to return to Central China, and said that Lin Hongzhi might be hiding. Everyone in the secret passage of the palace finally found the entrance to the secret passage, which was full of organs. Everyone shared weal and woe, and Yang was noisy and mistakenly stepped on the organ, and was separated from everyone. In the secret room, the princess kept persuading Lin Hongzhi that she didn't know why the princess still cared about her. Tell her that Lin Hongzhi is rich and her brother is like herself.
When Lin Hongzhi had mixed feelings, he accidentally stepped on the organ by mistake. Lin Hongzhi saw this wealth and scolded endlessly. Lin Hongzhi is crazy and wants to die with the princess and wealth. Fortunately, Yang and others came to rescue the princess and wealth, but three stupid thieves left explosives, and the explosion sealed the way out. Everyone is forbidden to do nothing. Outside the cave, Jigong used a trick to attract dust-free people and told them that dust-free has become an immortal. He also asked Dustless to play a few hands on the cliff stone from a distance, but he thought he really became a Taoist.
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