Humorous jokes that make you laugh.

Miss: Business is bad now! Boss: Why? Miss:? Bird flu? ..？

Humorous jokes that make you laugh (1) 1. Ask the canteen: What can I eat to keep warm in cold weather?

A: Eating cotton helps to keep warm ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

M: I really love you. Please be my girlfriend! !

Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all! !

M: Well, you tell me what's wrong with me and I'll change it! ! !

Woman: Then tell me what is good about me first, and I'll change it! ! !

3. The director and the * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't put it there? Soon the section chief was removed from office, and the director said at the meeting, What's the use if you can't take care of major events?

In fact, the Olympic mascot should be designed as? Millions of heroes cross the river? , a * * * one million, different shapes, if you want to buy, you have to buy 1 10,000 at a time. If you lose one, you will lose your collection value and still make a profit.

Humorous jokes that make you laugh (2) 1, female:? Is there a film in the husband's computer? Man:? No, I never watch it! ? Woman:? Then why is it on drive d? You liar! ? Man:? My colleague put it here. He was afraid that his wife would find out. I didn't read it. You know me. It's disgusting to watch! ? Woman:? I'm sorry, honey. ? Man:? Ha ha. Is it okay? Woman:? It's a little stuck. ? Man:? Just the first card, and everything else is fine. ? Hey ~ ~ ~? Daughter-in-law? Am I wrong?

2. The male colleague bought a new G8 mobile phone and showed it off in the office. Suddenly a MM from the marketing department came in and said to his male colleague, Show me your G8. ? The male colleague was one leng, apparently caught off guard by MM's slip of the tongue. MM said in a hurry:? Show it to me quickly, I want to buy it! ? Everyone in the office is choking on internal injuries!

3. A few days ago in the parking lot, a female driver on the side began to reverse the car, turned a few somersaults back and forth, and pushed helplessly against my car. ? I don't know what to say: it's not serious, drop a piece of paint, 200 yuan! ? Kannika nimtragol readily agreed.

As a result, I felt in my bag for a while and said, I'm sorry, I stole my husband's car, and I lost more than 1000 yuan in my bag to the three people in front, leaving 100, okay?

? I can't speak.

4, go to the restaurant to eat noodles at noon, there are a lot of people, wait for the card, slow down!

At this moment, a girl crowded in with chopsticks and shouted:? Aunt, is my Zhajiang noodles dead? Is he dead?

A bunch of people are happy, and the aunt is very wonderful:? Not dead, alive! Difficult labor?

All right! kneel

Humorous jokes that make you laugh (3) 1. I had a good chat with a female netizen on QQ, but we never had a video chat, just sent messages to each other.

One day, she finally asked me to get a room.

I was shocked when I first saw you!

She said:? Son of a bitch, why are you? Are you worthy of your wife?

I said:? I was wrong! My mother-in-law ?

2、? Girl shopping: Uncle, I want eggs (some Hakka words sound like salted eggs). ?

Uncle:? Girl, there are so many people, uncle. How dare you? ?

The girl was shocked and blushed. I want salted eggs! ?

3. It's getting cold. One day I knitted a scarf for my male god. After receiving it, the male god repeatedly praised me and said, well, the craftsmanship is really good. I love this fishing net! ?

4、? Miss, do you look like a college student?

? Yes! ?

? So what do you study?

? Oh, study medicine! ?

? Then can I call you when I am sick in the future?

? Huh? I studied veterinary medicine.

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