Humorous joke: Amitabha, is Shi a monk?

1. Today in the bathhouse, when my aunt took my hand and rubbed my arm, I asked her, "You must have touched many people's hands, right?"

She smiled and said, "I have touched more hands than anyone you have ever met, and I have rubbed off more dirt than you have eaten!" " "

Me. . . Let me eat rice later!

2. Male: "Sister, sister, sister!"

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "I call you elder sister, so you shouldn't give me a red envelope!" " "

Woman: "Look at what you said, if you want to call me mom, I have to hug you all night!" " "

Man: "Mom!"

Woman: "Get out. . . "

Doctor: You must take this medicine every day for the rest of your life.

Patient: But, doctor, it's only three days.

Doctor: I know.

Patience. . .

I went to my boss to apply for compensatory time off. As soon as I entered the office, I heard a colleague say, "OK, I'll take a day off tomorrow."

I quickly said, "I will have a rest tomorrow, too."

The boss paused and said, "Well, you two will work together tomorrow. If the toilet can be repaired, it can be replaced. "

5. I have been unlucky recently. I went to the temple to burn incense and pray. I said to the master, my fortune is too bad. Please ask the master for advice. . .

Master: "Amitabha, is Shi a monk?"

Me. . .

6. The child asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"

My mother said calmly, "I crowded the bus that day, and I don't know which irresponsible father became the shopkeeper of cutting and gave you to me." I didn't find you at first. " . . A few months later, I went to the hospital for examination and found that you existed. . . "