Funny sentences about girls' marriage

1, married, 18 years old, with a better figure than Yang Guifei, a peach-blossom face, a low level of education, but can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang.

2, my family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs, part-time herding cattle, now looking for a spouse, the following requirements: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, pigs don't run!

3, online marriage is very popular, I also want to put forward the requirements: the woman's education is low in my family, her income is no different from mine, not too beautiful, the food is superb, and it is important to honor her parents.

My eldest daughter is a little old, but she looks beautiful. I don't boast. People chasing me are all over the street, but I haven't met the one in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street attract attention. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

6. The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face, slim figure and tinkling voice. She was moved at an early age, and the little girl MengMeng fell in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: the young couple hold hands in the drawing room, the young couple get married and travel far.

7. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

8, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!

9. I am Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus and want to fall in love. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

10, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

1 1, five big and three thick, round face, walking like climbing a tree, finding a female companion to help each other, eating requires a lot of nutrition, sleeping like snoring, watching my chubby belly, following me will never suffer, life will be very comfortable, better than other people's pigs.