Humorous jokes about school scum and school bully

Humorous jokes about school scum and school bully

1, he is a bully, she is a scum, and she loves him, so she confessed to him:? I like the way you study hard! ?

He smiled and said slowly, It's the first time someone told me, let me make a paper to calm down! ?

2. The teacher talks about Pythagorean theorem on the platform. I was tired of listening to it, so I started fighting with my classmates. The teacher advised me several times, but I wouldn't listen. He was very angry. It was a slap in the face when he ran to me. I am not to be outdone. I yelled at him? Why don't you try again? ! ?

The teacher was completely angered and slapped me five or six times. I was so stunned that I cried and ran to the headmaster to complain that Mr. Wang was not qualified to teach math at all. He can't count!

3, the teacher asked to write a composition, the request is very simple: as long as it can make the teacher cry, even if it passed!

The next day, one of my buddies handed the composition to the teacher. After the teacher opened it, he sneezed and cried. . .

Another teacher saw it and asked: Is this composition really touching?

The teacher cried and said, which bastard sprinkled pepper on it! Akiko ~ ~!

4、? What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand the answer after copying! ?

? What is the power of Chinese? I don't want to copy after reading the answer! ?

5. The first place quarreled with the second place at 100, and the second place said:? 100 What's the big deal? I'll get a hundred next time. ?

The first one said:? Your score of 97 is the limit. I got 100 because I only got 100 on the paper! ?

6. Xueba: I failed the political exam! ! !

Me: How much is it?

Xueba: Shit, don't ask!

Me: Have you passed?

Xueba: Don't ask, it's far from what I thought! ! !

Me: How much is it?

Xueba: You go first!

Me: 59!

Xueba: Almost like you.

Me: Go ahead, go ahead!

Xueba: 95. I've never had such a low exam!

Me. . .

7. I have always wondered: Why do scum with poor grades become bosses?

Thick-skinned (criticized a lot)

Popular (naughty)

Loyalty (fighting)

Good eloquence (flirting with female classmates)

Dare to take risks (being late, leaving early, sleeping in class)

Good psychological quality (often review, see parents)

Be helpful (especially to female students)

High working efficiency (copying homework)

It turns out that they have been the boss since childhood!

8. The teacher asked Xiao Ming, who is the best in the three countries?

Xiaoming: The story of Diusim, the draw with Lu Bu in the Great Britain War, was abused by himself.

Teacher: Who is the best in the Red Chamber?

Xiaoming: Lin Daiyu, everyone who has never seen a dream of red mansions knows Lin Daiyu.

Teacher: Who is the best in Water Margin?

Xiaoming: Liangshan, it's okay for him to take so many people.

The teacher suppressed his anger and asked, Who is good at traveling to the West?

Xiaoming: The monkey's father, Dashi can get pregnant.

Teacher: Get out.

9. teacher:? When to restrain yourself and when to indulge yourself, we must grasp this degree, Xiao Ming, give an example to prove it! ?

Xiaoming:? Go out to eat, and be restrained when ordering. If it's a buffet, you have to indulge. ? ;