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Funny jokes of homophonic talk show (I) 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

You didn't even reply to my message. Did you return the Sichuan pork?

When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

4. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

5. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terrier? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

6. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

7. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."

8. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

9. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

10. A sheep migration.

1 1. the Monkey King's golden hoop is gone. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

12. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

13. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

14. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

15. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "how many demons does the piano have?"

16. Do you have a brief history? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

17. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad. If it's bad, call something, say who it is, and if it's bad, say, let's make up.

18. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.

19. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

Funny jokes of homophonic talk show (part 2) 2 1. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you feel sad and want to chew?

22. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

23. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

24. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, "Master, stop it!" Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

25. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

26. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

27. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

28. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."

29. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

30. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

3 1. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

32. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

34. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

35. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key can give milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

36. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

37. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

38. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

39. Even if I don't go, will you go to the sword?

40. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

Funny jokes of homophonic talk show (3) 4 1. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Don't worry about me".

42. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

44. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

45. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

46. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

47. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

48. Little Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

49. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

50. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

5 1. The light next to my bedroom flashed that day, so I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

52. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

53. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

54. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

55. I hate being asked about my salary. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

56. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

57. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

58. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

59. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

60. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .