Just joking with your lover? clause

If you write to your lover, loving someone is when you dial the phone and suddenly don't know what to say, just want to hear the familiar voice. What you really want to dial is the string in your heart!

Sometimes, love doesn't need too many words, just silently watching you and caring about every second with you!

Don't say goodbye if you try-don't give up if you can go on-don't say you don't love someone if you can't give up.

Love is slow and busy, and time is fast and fast. Loneliness is long and life is short. You are in deep loneliness, waiting for someone who really loves you!

Love is an onion, peeled off one by one, it will always make you cry; Love is a cold. People infected by love virus can't hide from themselves and others!

2. Jokes between lovers. Short sentence 1. Boyfriend: Why do you always close your eyes every time I kiss you?

Girlfriend: It means I didn't see it.

Why do you always date your girlfriend after ten o'clock in the evening? Love needs darkness. Is this really like a sentence?

No, because all the shops in the street are closed after ten o'clock.

3. Several buddies are discussing that women nowadays are too difficult to understand, especially girlfriends.

Girlfriend interjected: That's because you are not deep enough. Like my boyfriend, you know me well.

4. Girlfriend: Husband, my classmate asked me to go shopping. Give me some money quickly.

Boyfriend: Fuck! Must be hanging out with other rich people.

Girlfriend puts on an S-shape and says, You underestimate me. If I go out with a man, do I need to bring money?

5. Girlfriend: I just saw that you are a potential stock and you can buy on dips. I don't know how many years have passed, and there is no upward trend at all. It was better to choose blue-chip stocks directly at the beginning.

Boyfriend: Be content. If you buy Sinopec, you won't pay for it.

6. Go shopping for clothes. Boyfriend: Is it nice?

My girlfriend looked at it for a long time and said, I think it looks good without it.

Boyfriend: Do you still want to buy it?

Girlfriend: Of course. Just go home and show it to me alone. Why, come out and show it to others?

7. Girlfriend: Husband, hey!

Boyfriend: No, I'm tired.

Girlfriend: Come on!

Boyfriend: Really not!

Girlfriend: I'll give you 200 yuan if it's a big deal.

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3. Modern love phrase 1, holding your hand, I haven't felt it for a long time, it's my intuition that my left hand holds my right hand; Look at your face, it's not fresh, it's a face I've known all my life. Fade the fiery heat of love, leave the youth of love! Happy Valentine's Day to Ross!

2. I am willing to be your happy black bag and give you the greatest protection forever; Give you a cup of black ink and write down your happiness; Send you a black suit to wrap your health; Catch your love in the hottest way-black hand. 4. 14 Black Valentine's Day, I wish you are the cutest-black.

3. Every breeze is pleasant and gentle; Every trace of concern is sincere; Every miss is full of friendship; Every phone call is full of sincerity; Every blessing is full of beauty: I wish you happiness and long-term success!

Sweet words are on my lips, sincere love is in my heart, romantic plot is on, I miss every minute of parting, and my vows will never change. I look forward to having your time every day, and being together for a lifetime is the end. Black Valentine's Day, just want to tell you that you are always in my heart!

As time goes by, I can't get rid of you from my heart. I entrusted thousands of thoughts to the lucky bird and brought my deep blessings. Time can't stop that persistence, no matter how rugged the road ahead is, you are my concern in this life.

6. Anyone who has loved will never forget love, but will only give it up. No matter how painful it is to give up, how reluctant it is to give up, love is gone. Giving up is the happiest ending, but love will live in your memory forever.

7, the breeze flies, pouring out my innocent thoughts; Fragrant flowers, floating with my continuous care; The flowing water is cheerful, whispering the trickle of my love. Dear, today is Green Valentine's Day. I tell you through the beautiful wings of nature that I love you forever.

8, gorgeous photos, sweet reality, happiness can be seen, and the warm picture will never dissipate; Beautiful scenery, sincere friendship, happy commemoration and deep love are always fresh. Honey, that's what a group photo means. Happy Valentine's Day!

9, Valentine's Day reminder: silly to send some flowers and plants; Vulgar enough to eat and drink; Boring dance; Boldly cuddle; Crazy on the spot; Send a message to say hello! Happy Valentine's Day!

10, the arrogance of red roses will make romance shine, the richness of chocolate will bring sweet love to the extreme, and warm words will express infinite warmth from the bottom of my heart. Valentine's day 14, dear, I wish you a happy valentine's day. I love you all my life!

1 1, one year, I only want you 12 months. One week, I just want you for seven days. My thoughts are as long as a marathon, as long as the Great Wall of Wan Li, and as ubiquitous as air. Honey, I miss you so much!