The complete works of legal jokes with no more than 30 crosses.

One day, Goethe was walking on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. It happened that he met a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped and looked at each other. Then the critic said, "I never give way to fools." "But I will." With that, Goethe stepped aside.

When the brothers Grimm wrote Snow White, they were very prescient. The man who finally saved Snow White and lived happily with her is called "Prince Charming". And now the female compatriots all want to find the prince charming in their minds, so why pinch it? Because the pinyin abbreviation of Prince Charming is-BMW, or Z series.

I broke up with my girlfriend and really want to save this relationship. Although I know it's useless, I still hope she will be happy every day, so I send her text messages and jokes every day! I hope everyone can enlighten me! Because it is a short message, I hope it will be short and hilarious. I hope you can support me. I will never run away.

The following are the jokes I have made in the past 30 days.

1. In the hospital, an electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask, "Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!"

2. My son did something wrong and was scolded by his father and cried for a long time. His father ignored him. When he stopped crying, his father asked him, "You stopped crying?" The son replied, "No, I want to have a rest!" "

My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but I forgot to bring my handkerchief, so I have been sniffing hard. The Chinese teacher writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! So noisy! " The whole class is quiet. Then, to be honest, he went on to say, "Who steals noodles in class and makes a noise?"

I met an awesome person in the subway in the morning. On the subway, a buddy's doorbell rang loudly, and all the passengers heard it: "Grandpa, that grandson called you again ... Grandpa, that grandson called you again ..." I saw that buddy slowly took out his mobile phone and answered it, saying, "Hey! Dad, what is it ... "

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, "I thought there was something in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole." Who knows that a fucking bastard passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two rolls. "

6. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant's nest, and the ants climbed onto the elephant one by one. The elephant ran around and the ants fell down. At this time, an ant was wrapped around the elephant's neck, and the fallen ant shouted, "strangle him ... strangle him ..."

7. The blind man stuttered while riding a bicycle and sat in front to watch the road. Suddenly, he saw a deep ditch between Israel and Australia and stammered in a panic, "ditch ditch ditch!" " Hearing this, the blind man sang back: "Oh, oh, oh, oh!" " So they fell into a deep ditch to pull.

8. In the race between the tortoise and the hare, the hare ran to the front and the tortoise crawled behind. Seeing a snail crawling slowly, he said to the snail, "Come on up, I'll carry you." Then the snail climbed up. After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, "Come up, too!" " Even ants can crawl; When the ants go up, they see the snails on it and say hello to them. Do you know what the snail said? He said, "Hurry up, this turtle is so fast."

9. I drank with my friends two days ago and went to the restaurant bathroom to pee. When I saw a sentence written on the wall, I took a closer look. It said, "Stop looking and concentrate on peeing". After reading this sentence, I found that I peed my shoes.

10. A farmer drove his carriage to the market and met a hooligan at the market. The rogue said, "Hello!" The farmer replied, "Hello!" The rogue went on to say, "I said it to your horse." Then he smiled. Suddenly the farmer turned and patted his horse and said, "Bastard, don't tell me if you have relatives in the city!" "