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Second, Uncle Li is not tall, his hair is gray, and his face is full of wrinkles left by years. Those gentle eyes always shine kindly.
Third, Uncle Li is not tall, his hair is gray, and his face is full of wrinkles left by years. Those gentle eyes always shine kindly. Uncle Li is an old soldier. His left leg was injured in the battle and he walked with a limp, but this did not affect his service to everyone.
Fourth, headed by Uncle Feng. He is a retired locksmith with a strong body.
My brother Su Pengcheng is a child of my uncle's family. He is an ox, so he has a stubborn temper. He is thin and has a single eyelid. When he laughs, he will narrow into a crack. He has big ears and is particularly pleasing.
6. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, Damn you!
7. Uncle Zhang's face is round and fat, with pale spots and wrinkles overlapping like dried grapefruit shells.
Uncle Li is a veteran. His left leg was injured in the battle, so he walked with a limp, but it didn't affect his service to everyone at all.
9. Your aunt is no longer her aunt six years ago, but your uncle will always be your uncle!
10. Uncle Ding, who was still a middle school student at that time, was determined to leave his hometown and go to the customs to participate in the anti-union movement to avenge his elders in Northeast China.
Eleven, Uncle Zhang pointed to the golden rice and said to me with a big smile: "This year is another bumper harvest year." .
12. Uncle Zhen took care of his son, just like the ancestors did that day, but there was no difference.
By chance, I heard that the old man had spent his life with his children and grandchildren and laughed at other people's lives. I couldn't help feeling lost.
Fourteen, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.
Everyone was sad to see Uncle Zhang dying.
Sixteen, Uncle Wang is either walking the dog or walking the bird, and his life is very leisurely.
Seventeen, son, for the first time, I won't tell you in the name of the Lord, in the name of my uncle, that you can count on others when you encounter small things; Don't tie your destiny to others when something big happens.
18. Before liberation, Uncle Wang's family changed clothes and lived a life of hunger and cold.
19. Uncle Zhang, a military family member, has no children or daughters and is helpless. The government sent him to a nursing home to spend his old age.
Twenty, after taking advantage of uncle America last time, this time it will take advantage of the country again.
2 1. A host drinks expensive tea at an old man's house. The woman asked: What are the benefits of this tea? Grandpa: It's good for both men and women. Ask again: What are the benefits of Shenma? The old man said calmly: quench your thirst.
Twenty-two, when every only child in the village is born, Uncle Zhang will congratulate him, saying nothing more than auspicious words such as long life, great wealth and great wealth.
Twenty-three, the horse is thin and fat, and the son steals the father and is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.
Although he is impartial and acts according to the rules, he will not interfere in this uncle's private affairs.
Twenty-five, the old couple went to take pictures. The photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" Grandpa said shyly, "I don't care." Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? " .
Twenty-six, my family lives in Hutongkou and has a public faucet. It is an old man who looks at the tap. His pudgy figure, chubby face, dark brown under his forehead, two curved eyebrows and a pair of slender eyes look like Maitreya.
Twenty-seven, he is as strong as a steel plate that will make a noise when he hits it. The light of a desk lamp casts the slim figures of two girls on the snow-white wall, just like taking a beautiful photo, led by Uncle Feng. He is a retired locksmith with a strong body.
Twenty-eight, the person who can "think twice before acting" is not because he is smart and rational, but because he is afraid of being easily scolded by others for his mother and his uncle.
29. Returning to this familiar city, I came to my alma mater after 20 years' absence with anxiety and excitement. The road at the school gate is much wider than before, and the familiar shops at the gate are gone. The uncle who repaired the car at the door told me that this road was repaired twice, and my alma mater became my most familiar and unfamiliar place.
Thirty, life is like a play. Red actors sometimes become beggars, and third-rate actors sometimes play grandfathers.
Thirty-one, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and the news that Uncle Wang's grandson was detained soon spread throughout the village.
Uncle Wang Can, 32, is an old man and a respected person in the village.
Thirty-three, Uncle Wang loves his baby.
At the age of thirty-four, Uncle Wang grew up in troubled and stormy old China and never had a good life.
Uncle Wang is weather-beaten in the old society and loves the happy life in the new society very much.
36. Uncle Li hates Japanese devils.
I'm thirty-seven. I'm afraid my second uncle has no one to rely on when he is old. He must recruit a son-in-law to die in fitness and refuse to marry his daughter.
Thirty-eight, a fair-skinned old man came across the street.
39. There is a grandfather in the village who is 100 years old. He said he was a scholar. He was famous then, but now he is little known.
Uncle Zhang is recognized as a good cadre in our village. He never uses his power to serve public or private interests.
41. Uncle's kind face is covered with weather-beaten wrinkles.
Forty-two, in front of Uncle Zhao, Ahan is always obedient.
43. Uncle Wang is obsessed with his baby.
44. Uncle Wang often tells people that I can't even smoke or drink. Smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup occasionally is just a temporary indulgence.
Forty-five, Chen thought sourly as he walked. Later, when grandpa got rich, he bought models together, and then I gave them to beggars who were not on the roadside.
Forty-six, Uncle Zhang next door, sensible and wily, is a famous "Zhuge Liang" in our village.
47, speech, your uncle Liu and I have been mixed up for so many years, I really don't know what it means to make friends.
Forty-eight, Uncle Zhang has been guarding our school in obscurity.
49. In front of Uncle Zhao, Ahan is always obedient.
I walked into a department store. Ah, it seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at that old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting away.
51. Did I give up on myself when I saw an old man faint on the side of the road?
52. Uncle Li fell, and Xiaoming carefully helped him to the hospital for treatment.
53. Some entrepreneurs are afraid of losing financing opportunities and dare not take the initiative to negotiate financing terms. Sign the agreement at will with the mentality of "I am the uncle with the money in my hand"! This is as despicable as the mentality that "the person who owes money is the uncle"! You can take all legal measures to win a game rule that is beneficial to you, but you must not play by the rules! The last bus of e-commerce financing is about to start. Good luck to everyone!
On a rainy weekend, the uncle in the school reception room was watering the flowers. Someone asked: Why are you still watering them? Grandpa: The headmaster ordered the newly planted plants to be watered. Ask again: But is it raining? Grandpa: It's my business not to water it, but I can't water it to death!
55. Uncle Zhang sat in a chair and closed his eyes.
Speaking of today, grandpa, you were born in this peaceful and prosperous era, and it happens to be a promising year. ...
The 57-year-old uncle Zhang had hoped to spend his old age safely, but sudden changes shattered their hopes.
58. Uncle Wang is conscientious and selfless, which is a good example for us to learn.
Fifty-nine, after all, Uncle Li is in his fifties, but he still went back to his hometown with his wife and children.
I haven't seen you for sixty years. Just now, I saw Uncle Zhang's doddering appearance, which scared me, and I almost didn't dare to recognize him.
Sixty-one, Uncle Huang, who is over seventy, said angrily, "I am a dying man, how dare I compete with you young people?" .
Sixty-two, uncle Li speaks and works directly, seriously and simply.
Sixty-three, ask a Beijing uncle: Why do you want to raise green slugs? Uncle Beijing said: It sounds like spring.
Sixty-four, it's true that practice makes perfect. The famous uncle Zhang's carving technique is really exquisite.
Sixty-five years old, the old farmer went for a ride in the city. Driver: Grandpa, please fasten your seat belt. The old man looked at the tape next to him and smiled: there is no need to tie it. Although I am a farmer, I still know the truth of saving money by car.
66. The Party Day on July 1st is coming. On behalf of my old uncle, distant cousin, son and classmates who are guarding the door next to the research room of the Secretariat of the General Office in Publicity Department of the Communist Party of China, the State Council, I send my most sincere greetings: Take care of yourself when the summer heat comes!
67. Speak frankly and don't beat around the bush. This is uncle Zhang's consistent style.
Sixty-eight, at the gate of a community, a group of old men surrounded a young man. One of the old people asked sharply, "Young people play chess with old people and steal chess pieces!" " Holding two elephants in his hand, the young man bowed his head in shame and choked up and said, "My mother said ... she said I would take ... an object home this year ... anyway ...".
Sixty-nine, strolling in the square, I saw an old man throw his cigarette butt on the ground after smoking, and the cleaning staff ran over to prepare to kill the ticket and fine. I saw the uncle coming: "Why did the smoke fall?" Then, I picked up the cigarette butts and left. ...
Seventy, some people say that girl is beautiful. Why is XL vulgar and yellow all over my head? Why not do something you should do, such as loneliness and sadness? I said, fuck you, beautiful women can't be hooligans. Are there any ugly and fat women who love to watch and lick their faces in the street?
Seventy-one, Uncle Li loves history best, and speaks the past for the present.
Always treat yourself as a grandson, because the whole world is your uncle.
Seventy-three, uncle Zhang lost his son in his later years, and he was in pain.
Seventy-four, the rich are uncles, and those who owe money are even more.
Seventy-five, in order to relieve the pain of the injured anti-Union soldiers as soon as possible, Uncle Xu worked day and night to deliver the medicine to the anti-Union base in time, regardless of his old age and infirmity.
Seventy-six, morning exercises day after day, * * * plus hobbies, uncle Wang and I became friends who have never forgotten each other. Later, we learned from him "Emei Jade Sword, Women's Armor Sword, Panlong Sword, Xiaohua Sword, Lv Zujian, Forty-style Tai Ji Chuan, Forty-eight-style Tai Ji Chuan and so on.
Seventy-seven, the little girl smiled at her uncle? Give you a smile.
Seventy-eight, your aunt is not the old aunt, and your uncle will always be your uncle.
Seventy-nine, Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle, do not believe you ask him to come out and ask!
In order to save the lives of the whole village, Uncle Gao Laozhong resolutely rang the electric bell at the enemy's muzzle to inform everyone. This spirit of death, lofty and selfless, is really awe-inspiring. ***2 pages: 12 Next page.
81. Rich people are uncles! But it is the uncle who owes money and doesn't pay it back!
82. Grandpa, what are the coordinates to Xinhua Bookstore?
Hearing the news that his grandson was admitted to Peking University as a graduate student, Uncle Li proudly boasted to everyone: "This is the first time in the village!" .
No wonder Chen Damei said, "If you don't get Uncle Tang, you won't get my reward."
Eighty-five, one spring afternoon, two little boys shouted and rushed to grab an old-fashioned armchair that Uncle Liu put in the roadway.
86. Our group of people have a great age span, from Lu, the youngest who is only six years old, to his grandfather Liu, who is seventy years old. Uncle Liu is a retired coal mine engineer. Along the way, he also took care of his wife Huang in a wheelchair.
87. "Life has always been an ocean of pain. Take it, Uncle Han. " One side of Huarong interjected. Here, Uncle Han. This sentence echoed in the dimly lit hall. Huarong laughed to death, but her voice finally dropped. In this life, it will never ring again. Dianqianhuan
88. Uncle Li of the Garden Club said that the elderly can't walk long distances, and the car ferry has solved the problems of walking and safety.
Eighty-nine, the old man stood there motionless, and as a result, I turned around and bumped into him.
Ninety, Xiao Rong "There is also a song, specially written for your boss-the sea, you are all water; Horse, you have four legs; Master, I'm angry with your mouth! ”。 Return to heaven
In fact, even compared with the bottom people, doctors with high incomes are much more bitter, and no one at the bottom can stand the pain of being a doctor. Those at the bottom feel that they can't or don't need to read medical English for a year in their spare time. They are all so embarrassed to see a doctor, and I think we are all uncles ―― I think every doctor can pay the same price for patients to see a doctor for themselves. The question is, can you do it? Shikang
92. A drunken man with a backpack stood not far from Uncle Tang, listening to a bunch of old friends of Uncle Tang, and occasionally picking up a few words loudly and forcefully.
Ninety-three, "A glass of wine lifts the moon, and I laugh with you three thousand times ..." He rolled up his sleeves and sang this play, and finally put himself on the level: "Mengmeng is drunk, Uncle Han, but don't care about what is true." . Dianqianhuan
Ninety-four, so they fought for their share and others' share, cursing their uncle who died together. I watched them clap their chests and didn't get kicked in the ass. I suddenly feel that our nation may be really great. Now I see the ancestors who fought for the earth and for themselves reborn. Lan Xiaolong
95. Uncle Yang said that his eyes were swollen when he was young, and they became more and more serious when he got older. His eyes narrowed directly into a line, and people he didn't know thought he slept all day.
He said, Lin Luoshi, no one was born to be a grandfather, and all grandfathers came from grandchildren. Xia Qixi
Ninety-seven, you caught uncle so soon. Of course, you don't know how cheap a bandit like me is. People like us, who want to live, always work harder than others, and naturally see many things that others can't see ... floating lights.
At this moment, an old man came to help me. A few minutes later, the car was repaired.
Ninety-nine, I think Uncle Hu saved the lives of my family of three. As long as it is useful to me, go into the water, go into the fire, and never frown. Jin Yong
One hundred, and then, they were slowly pushed by the old man, and the old lady went home in the car.
On the faces of aunts and uncles, Aunt Zhang has a rich expression. She is sixty years old and always pays attention to clothes.
Uncle Wang, who has always been frugal, donated 10 thousand yuan to poor children.
103. Grandpa has a good beard like a steel wire under his chin. Mo Yan
104. "Uncle Wu is waiting for a letter again?" The old man stumbling on crutches at the door smiled bitterly at the man. He waits at the door almost every day for a letter named Zhang Qiling, which always comes from different areas from time to time. However, six months later, the letter still hasn't arrived. This has never happened. However, who knows that just half a year ago, Lao Jiumen's solution to the problem was folded in the bucket. Lei Xu
One hundred and fifty, afraid of children's opposition, uncle Wang came to act first and then act, and the two "secretly" married before announcing to the children.
106. This kind of complaint did not escape Uncle Zhang's ear. He immediately went over and asked, "How much did the intermediary promise to give you?" .
107. Uncle Hutt, have you finished watching the jokes of the Nu family?
108. The farmer is carrying excrement. The foreigner looked at it and asked, "Grandpa, how much is this sauce?" .
109. In the end, even the media lost confidence. During the class, Uncle Shi had to close the mountain.
Almost all the officials fainted when the news came out. The Beijing police first shouted: Lao Luo, fuck you!
111, Hu Bayi, you are evil. This is my second uncle. You can see it clearly. Isn't that your wife Oh, wrong, so this is your old aunt, and I won't be your uncle. Muye Zhang
1 12. Hello, Grandpa! Why don't you stay at home in such cold weather?
A gay friend broke his beloved apple 4S, and he cried for a long time ... I said, didn't your uncle just break an apple? Look at your egg pain! He said: the apple is broken, and I feel that our eggs are broken. ...
1 14. Uncle An and Aunt An are ordinary residents of Axis Street, Zhazi Town, Jiangyuan District, baishan city. There is only one child in their family, which belongs to the family planning family.
1 15. Uncle Tang's story was spread by the tea drinkers who divided the water. I wonder if it is recorded in the county annals that it is true that Uncle Tang is a retired cadre.
That old man is the kindest person I have ever met.
1 17. Uncle Liu came to work here from other places and learned the haircut skills first hand. He found that there are many low-income households and poor households in this area.
118, the dead are inhuman, so they will rot. A corpse is no different from garbage and feces, but it is not clean. People die without soul and thought. Of course, as uncle said, there is only a thin line between life and death, and there is little difference between beauty and ugliness and between men and women. Natsuhiko Ky?goku
One hundred and nineteen, she knows it's summer, she knows it's hot today, she knows the official uniform is very thick, but you can't really run naked in it. Return to heaven
120. An old man who studied here sang Shanghai Opera before he retired. Seeing so many foreign friends coming, he also improvised a paragraph.
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