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100 sentence to make girls happy
1, I'm so depressed, you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, depression will die. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.
2. Don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as to avoid catching a cold and crying; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.
I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays.
I am a tacky person. Look at the mountains, look at the sea. Only seeing you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
6. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life!
7. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. ...
8. Only you know my world.
9. I have entered my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.
10, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for a lifetime.
1 1, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.
12, let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.
13, if you make your girlfriend happy: as long as I am with you, I don't care what the cost is.
14, I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.
15, nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
16. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.
Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.
18, the person who can marry you must be very happy.
19, you are my first love and my last love.
No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.
2 1, as long as I love you and can be happy, I want nothing more.
22. Make your girlfriend happy: I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!
I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try to do better.
24. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more.
I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.
26. You are the only one for me.
27. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
28. If you make your girlfriend happy: I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!
29. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.
30. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?
3 1, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
32. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.
Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.
34. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.
36. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.
I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long life essay.
Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.
39. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.
40. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.
4 1, I love you with my old sadness and my childhood loyalty.
Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.
43. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.
44. I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I am around, it will prove that I am useless. What else do you want me to do?
45. I don't allow you to do manual labor. Why are you so tired when I'm here? Wipe my sweat and pour me water!
46. I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I'm an owl, but I don't want a panda eye GF the next day!
47. I don't allow you to drink. It's not that I don't want you to drink It's okay to drink less. Drinking too much will do harm to your health!
I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!
49. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?
50. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!
5 1, I won't allow you not to eat. Man is iron rice steel, and body is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!
I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense, let you sleep, get up and eat my breakfast when you are full!
I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone!
54. Make your girlfriend happy: I won't allow you to be jealous and joking. I am too single-minded. If I look at other girls in front of you, I'll chop myself up!
I won't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!
I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Up to now, you have bickered with girls except what I told you, otherwise no one can beat me!
57. I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!
58. I won't allow you to swear. There is no reason. It's just a personal opinion, which will affect your image. It's up to you
59. I don't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!
60. I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands except their faces. You should take care of it!
6 1, I won't allow you to be weak, you have to be strong, I am so disobedient, you have to control me!
62. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!
I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!
64. I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!
65. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because I am already the happiest in the world with you, so you can only rank second!
66. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: forgive you!
67. I won't allow you to scare me. I am timid. Don't scare me with anything. I'll be scared!
Make your girlfriend happy: I won't allow you to "run away" from me. My best result in running 50 meters is 6.6 seconds. Non-perverted girls shouldn't run away from me ... no!
69. I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!
I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!
7 1, I won't allow you to be confused, little fool, don't doubt whether I love you or not!
72. I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, so I'll go crazy!
I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!
74. I won't allow you to cross the road alone. Now the driver is very fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely across the road!
75. I won't allow you to disobey. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!
I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. Being a woman needs to be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient!
I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.
78. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
79. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.
80. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.
8 1. Make your girlfriend happy: take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.
82. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can face it firmly. Thank you!
83. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.
84. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.
86. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
87. I love you until the end of the world.
88. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me!
89. I am willing to wait for you for 10 million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.
90. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.
9 1, my world is only understood by you.
92. I keep you in my heart.
93. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.
94. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will try it.
95. All I want in this life and the next is you.
96. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
97. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts.
98. What you see is the real me, a kind of endless touching, touching that you and I have the most beautiful existence in this world.
99. You always supported me when I was in the most difficult time.
100, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.
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