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An embroidered robe worn by Degang Guo was found to be very valuable. How expensive is it?

The signboard of cross talk is Deyun Society, and the signboard of Deyun Society is Degang Guo Yuqian. Teacher Yu Qian's three hobbies are smoking, drinking and perming, and Degang Guo's hobby is wearing embroidered robes.

He mentioned it in front of Guo Qilin more than once, but Guo Qilin just refused to take over, which may be too expensive. However, his apprentice Yun-peng Yue and sesame seed cake bought him embroidered robes. Sesame cakes also specially circled Guo Qilin, saying, buy pythons after the light, as promised! Brother, it's up to you!

Netizens can't help but ask, is a suit worth reciting every time? And let my son get dressed. Does this embroidered robe have any special significance? Is the price high?

Embroidered robe is a kind of clothing. This kind of clothes is embroidered with pythons, which is different from pythons, because pythons are snakes and ancient pythons have claws.

But there is a difference between a python and a dragon. A python has four claws, and a dragon has five claws. Seen from a distance, it is a dog. Look carefully, it's a Tibetan mastiff!

In ancient times, it was not easy to wear embroidered robes. For example, even the extremely rich Shen Wansan can't wear embroidered robes. Not can't, but dare not.

He was the only one who rewarded the army and was almost killed by Zhu Yuanzhang. You can be willful if you have money? Kill you! Thanks to the queen's clarification, she was sent to the border.

Or you won't see the sun the next day!

The ancient embroidered robes can only be given by the monarch, and can't be made privately. Some people think that as long as you give it a look, you can follow suit. Ha ha ha, you want to get to Elysium early, and no one will stop you. However, you are not killing people, but killing people!

In the Ming and Qing dynasties, it was generally very important people who could get this honor. Qi Jiguang got a python suit for resisting Japan.

The ultimate dream of many courtiers in ancient times was to get a python suit, which shows the value of this dress itself.

This is an honor, the glory of our ancestors!

Many people see people wearing pythons in Beijing Opera, thinking that it was after Qianlong's 60th birthday that Peking Opera got its pythons, which is still different from reality.

Of course, the production of python clothing is not as good as that given by the monarch in reality, and it is also divided into colors, so it is easy to distinguish between civil servants and military commanders.

Young people usually use light python skin clothes, while old people usually use elegant and solemn colors such as purple and blue.

Degang Guo likes these colors very much. He once changed six embroidered robes in the seal of the Six Kingdoms, didn't he? Pit? Many apprentices!

Just kidding! Never take it seriously. Whoever is serious will lose. Like don't move, wooden head, don't move!

Don't move, let's continue to talk about embroidered robes.

Degang Guo once wrote: This jade belt belongs to Mr. Zhou. ?

Who is Zhou? He is the founder of Linpai Peking Opera, and Degang Guo studied Linpai Peking Opera.

What is Zhou's stage name? Seven-year-olds? , later changed to? Kirin boy? , founded by Degang Guo? Kirin Drama Club? Promote Peking Opera, occasionally go to the theater, sing songs, and use your influence to promote Linpai Peking Opera.

In memory of Mr Zhou, did he name his son Kirin? It is said that it is.

This practice is quite westernized, and it is a combination of Chinese and western. Just like the cheongsam of the Republic of China, the combination of Chinese and western is a good thing.

The value of embroidered robes lies in glory; The price of embroidered robes is time-consuming and laborious.

Embroidered robes are customized, and now many clothes have this high-end business, even Apple mobile phones. It is said that Ma Yun's father's Apple phone is custom machine.

The customization process of embroidered robes is definitely much more elaborate than that of mobile phones. A person's time is unbearable, and it takes several months to recover from a year, which shows that the embroidered robe is exquisitely made.

Although the price has not been announced, it is said to be six or seven figures. Because the fineness is different, the price is also different.

No wonder Degang Guo wants to talk about the embroidered robe in front of his son? Is this the way to ask your son for money?

After dropping out of school, Guo Qilin went to Deyun Society to study crosstalk and partnered with Yan Hexiang. Crosstalk is very vivid, but his ability, like that of Hou Zhenzhi in Post-Wen Yao, is quite different from that of his father.

He turned his energy to the film and television industry and played Versace in Joy of Life. There is also a TV series with Yi Song, in which the son-in-law Sutaner helps his wife to do things together and eventually becomes the richest man.

Guo Qilin's pain in it is like learning from Tang Priest. Some netizens teased him, it is better to call it the suffering of teenagers!

Guo Qilin not only acted, but also participated in variety shows, in which he was humorous and played an important role in adjusting the atmosphere.

There may be a basis for cross talk, which is called a glib tongue!

So many variety shows are willing to invite him. Degang Guo expressed his appreciation for this. In "Deyun Douxiao Club", he told his disciple Meng that he took all these variety shows himself, and he didn't mix them.

However, he also said that he had repeatedly asked Guo Qilin to buy an embroidered robe, but he just didn't respond.

Guo Qilin knows his father's mind and the price of embroidered robes, thinking that he finally made money and tried to cheat me back. No way! Stop talking about the door, the window won't open for you.

You don't want to come in, break into houses, there is no big word, asking for money is fatal, you can give it if you want, but money is not.

It's a joke, but it could be? True story? .

In ancient times, it was said: father and son, settle accounts clearly! You can't stir it in the pot and it will rot. There are two rooms and three rooms in the mansion door. When the old man is alive, public is public and private is private. The second grandma is still the same after taking over, and the White House is booming.

So are Degang Guo and Guo Qilin? Otherwise, the banner of Deyun Society will not always stand.

Degang Guo wants his son to buy an embroidered robe, which may be a joke or half-earnest. However, I believe that Guo Qilin, a sensible son, will buy it for his father, but there is not enough time.

Guo Qilin once said that the more he (Degang Guo) sings hymns in front of me, the more I don't answer the words. He knows his father's heart, he also knows how to advance and retreat, knows etiquette, and is very clear.

I'm sure I'll buy it, just like the sesame seed cake I bought for Master. Degang Guo, when the time comes, will you send a message to celebrate? We will wait and see!